Katie Holmes: An Inspiration to Women Everywhere

Here’s Katie Holmes at last night’s Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards which has honored individuals since 1977 who “through their perseverance and the excellence of their work in film, have helped to expand the role of women within the entertainment industry.” So, naturally, they chose to honor the lifeless robot whose career was choked to death by a closet-case midget who drags her around by the arm whenever he isn’t locking her in a re-education chamber to keep her docile and subservient. What a true inspiration to women, and I’m not just saying that because I want to see Susan B. Anthony rise from the grave and beat the entire world with a rolling pin.

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