Katie Holmes: An Inspiration to Women Everywhere

June 17th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Here’s Katie Holmes at last night’s Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards which has honored individuals since 1977 who “through their perseverance and the excellence of their work in film, have helped to expand the role of women within the entertainment industry.” So, naturally, they chose to honor the lifeless robot whose career was choked to death by a closet-case midget who drags her around by the arm whenever he isn’t locking her in a re-education chamber to keep her docile and subservient. What a true inspiration to women, and I’m not just saying that because I want to see Susan B. Anthony rise from the grave and beat the entire world with a rolling pin.

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  1. She can’t be an inspiration to women everywhere, she’s never in the kitchen!!!!

  2. First

    to hell with all of you that say something bad about her, she’s just amazingly hot!!

  3. SlickGonzalez

    I remember when this whore used to come to the bars in Wilmington after filming Dawson’s Creek all day… She would practically get gang-banged on the tables after she got piss drunk and naked. This happened ALL THE TIME… I bet Tom Cruise doesn’t know how slutty she used to be… And I wonder how many North Carolinians can say they’ve tapped that ass, or at least finger fucked a few times!

    • AleisterCrowley

      I lived in Wilmington at that time. I saw her downtown but never was in the same pub to see what she was doing. My issue centers around loser James Vanderballsack.He almost mowed my ass down in a parking lot. He needs to figure out a way hold his liquer better than that. He also dressed like Jesus from time to time. What a dickhead!

      • what?

        so you two are at least late 20s-early 30s and spend your time bashing celebrities based on things you saw them do 10 years ago.

      • Artofwar

        ..Well at least these two are bashing celebrities. You on the other hand opt to bash non-celebrities–Go figure.

        Besides, once a whore, always a whore, or haven’t you heard.

        Furthermore, I don’t know if you realize it or not, but this is not CNN or FOX news.

        This is the Superficial (hint, hint) as in a gossip site exclusively created for the sole purpose of bashing overpriced hookers–I mean celebrities.

        So before you continue to play captain save- a-hoe, I think you should know—- most celebrities wouldn’t piss in your mouth if you were dying of thirst—-dumb-ass….Artofwar

    • Alex

      Going to 1st or 2nd base isnt being a slut. Didnt she apparently wait until marriage for sex? Anyway she was hot and single so why cant she get with some hot guys when shes young? Stop the double standard that young women cant have no strings attached fun too

  4. subwayduck

    Deadest eyes in town…

  5. Hilton

    Slickgonzalez in your dreams. Get a life dude.

  6. Dan

    I honestly think she enjoys her relationship with Tom Cruise. Some people like being told what do to because then it takes the pressure off them of thinking for themselves.

  7. Cardinal Fang

    My Thetan cock aches for her Earthly pussy. I WILL have it again.

  8. Artofwar

    …What was the name of the character in The Wizard of Oz that wished he had a heart, or was it a brain, or maybe it was that he wished he had a thought of his own—well anyways, this bitch reminds me of that guy….Artofwar

  9. Off topic but what is with the “fat bitch” page surround?
    Shouldn’t that read “Drop Dead of High Cholesterol”?

  10. Cock Dr

    Aside from the blinding forehead shine this is the best I’ve seen her look in a long while.

  11. What’s with all these Hollywood circle-jerks. How about we honor women who have real jobs, bust their asses 5 days a week and don’t make millions to do it.

  12. Go Galt

    I’d screw her. But what’s up with her cheek bones? Is she sucking in her cheeks or has she has some of that baby fat sucked out?

  13. 15piecesofflare

    She’s got that Stepford Wife automaton look.

  14. Pat C.

    They couldn’t think of any other actress whose work excelled Katie Holmes? That’s hard to believe.
    (Actually these minor “awards” are given to the first person who agrees to show up, and whose fee is affordable).

  15. Melissa

    Best she has ever looked but she does look dead in the eyes.

  16. what a difference a smile makes on this chick. someone get one of those clockwork orange clamp thingies and put it in her teeth!

  17. Soviet Snow

    She looks low on Thetans.

  18. the captain

    the scientology movement is included in the same package.

  19. tlmck

    This is not the real Katie. It is the android Tom had made.

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    Daniella
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOA! I was just thinking of how nice she looks here, perhaps more color in the face would do nicely, but looking well just the same. And then BAM – ostrich knees. You almost had me, Katie.

  21. sweetlips

    She reminds me of a young Maria Shriver.

  22. reading is sexy

    She was great in Pieces of April.

  23. ahhemmmm

    wow, she looks gorgeous there. I am seriously jealous…well, ok, only of her looks, not her life.

  24. Kandi

    I feel really sorry for her. She used to look so much happier until she got dragged into that whole scientology shit. She should have stuck to Josh.

  25. Kandi

    PS: Don;t get me wrong, I rate Tom Cruise very highly as an actor, but what he has done to this poor girl is unacceptable.

  26. Pippa

    @ Kandi: I agree. She was prettier and looked like she was full of life before Tom

  27. imabrat

    Who drained all the life outta that chick?

  28. Txupa

    She makes women all over the world proud…

    of not being HER!

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    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, looking like she’s been broken up at some point then crudely reassembled. Problem is, Tom isn’t too familiar with how the female body is put together.

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    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell

  31. This Guy

    Cool story bro

  32. Helena Handbasket

    Katie – you are still young and beautiful. You can make it on your own. Get out now while you still can! Grab Suli and run for your lives!!

  33. See Alice

    She looks so Stepford .

  34. Katie Holmes Women In Film Crystal Lucy Awards
    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie looks really good here.

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