See how she’s making her breasts clearly visible while hovering them close to Suri? Like garlic to a vampire.
So remember about 45 minutes ago when I wrote that post about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting divorced and made a joke about her grabbing Suri and running for the goddamn hills. She grabbed Suri and ran for the goddamn hills. TMZ reports:
Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move … TMZ has learned.
We know Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.
We also know Katie is asking for a “suitable amount” of child support.
TOM: Okay, everyone drink your OJ.
SURI: Mommy, I wanna drink your glass!
KATIE: Here you go, sweetie.
TOM: Wait, I don’t think that’s a-
SURI: Eww! Tastes like medicine.
TOM: …. Ahaha!
I’m kidding, of course, Katie probably just found out Suri’s made with L. Ron’s sperm or something. These things are usually pretty boring.
Photo: Splash News
How sad for Tom. Maybe now he can spend some time with his adopted kids, Black Son and What’s her name.
lmaooo!
Oh shit, I just spit the mouthful of blueberries I was eating all over the place and I don’t even care. It was that funny.
COTD
Priceless
awesome
Epic XD
How come the kid created in a tube is more important than the ones he adopted with an Australian sex bot?
The questions mount…
oh yeah the chubby one…. yeah, good luck with that
That boob shot is the real tragedy here.
Don’t have kids : / mom boobs
It’s just a weird angle. Yeah, part of it is mom tits. But the shirt is only reveling half of each boob.
…..and each of those halves is 1) a different size and 2) might be pointing in a different direction.
Those can officially be called DUGS.
Sadly she used to have an AMAZING rack.
HAHAHA Eric! That was awesome.
Hopefully, for Katie’s sake, the Church of Scientology is not like Hotel California.
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”
It’s exactly like that.
I honestly did not see this divorce coming, but oh well, its not like I knew them lol, hopefully this means less pictures of suri getting carried everywhere.
The milk has gone bad, Charlie Murphy.
Poor Suri, that’s a rough age for a parental divorce. I wish she was either way too young to even know what is going on, or too old to care.
…or incredibly rich and privileged enough to have it pass her by with little consequence?
… and incredibly coddled.
It doesn’t work that way. Children love their parents — even potentially bi-, screwball-religious-zealot daddies. And it’s hard on the parents, too. I don’t envy either of them.
Well, maybe Tom ‘cuz he got to fuck Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman, and because he has more money than God (the real one, not the space alien one), but other than that…
fuck them over maybe, but, as in sexually, idt so
Speak for yourself. There are some things parents do that cannot be undone and kids grow up hating their parents whether you believe it or not.
Lol the “real God” aren’t you precious. Do you still believe in santa too?
No need to be snarky. You have your beliefs and others have theirs.
Whatever gets you through the night.
after seeing this headline i only have this to say:Katie I love you and will you marry me.
Who can blame her? Wearing a strap-on 24/7 must really chap your ass.
Brace yourselves for a lot of “Born on the Fourth of July” and Independence Day references by the pop culture media.
I believe the “Independence Day” reference is being reserved for a certain other Scientologist with purported marital difficulties.
Lord Xenu and his minions are going to hunt her down like a dog and kill her.
Tom wouldn’t want to be seen with them anyway now that Suri is taller than he is.
Oh my god, you made me lol, and my boss was making a serious comment, (“blah, blah, blah, blah and more blah”) as I pretended to check an email he sent me! “Cris, glad you find that document very funny, now please print it out…”
Holy Shit, who knew Katie Holmes had such balls? CO$ is fucking scary as shit. Good for her. Being with Tom Cruise certainly screwed over her career too. She was in the first Dark Knight and a couple of well received indies…Rumor was that she dropped out of the second Dark Knight because of Tom. She used to be pretty in a girl next door way too…I remember she was on the cover of Rolling Stone like ten years ago and she was pretty damn hot. Now she looks like a fucking haunted skeleton. She needs to gain weight and get some sleep.
Don’t forget, she showed off her gorgeous rack in “The Gift”
i had totally forgotten about that.!
I remember watching and thnking OMG, the little girl from Dawson’s Creek is topless. As I recall she looked a lot chestier back then though.
Her tits were spectacular!
I don’t remember her ever being super shapely. BUT she was beautiful before marrying this hot fucking mess of a man that some girls still pathetically drool over…
Good for her.
Not that talent has much to do with anything in Hollywood, but I never thought she was very good in Batman or some of those Indies movies… So while I think her career wasn’t destined for superstardom anyway, Tom Cruise didn’t do her any favors.
News flash: she isn’t a teenager anymore. And, she’s still beautiful.
Saw this coming a long time ago.
Oh yeah– I’m a step ahead of you prediciting they’ll both re-marry others within the next 50 years.
They will both find someone else. She’s still young and beautiful, and he’s rich, handsome, and looks 10 years younger than he really is (and don’t underestimate the fact that Suri is living proof that he makes pretty babies). Sure, he’s…mmm…quirky, but that didn’t prevent him from landing Katey Holmes, did it?
Run Katie run!
Of course he was blindsided. He’s an idiot. Some fucking thing by ex-husband said. Total idiot.
Am not an idiot! And give me back my crockpot and Air Supply albums, I got custody of them in the divorce!
You can have the Air Supply albums, but the crockpot is the lady’s.
She gets the crockpot when she returns my client’s original Hot Wheels ‘Twin Mill’ in it’s original, unblemished packaging.
Since when is being married to a gay man an “irreconcilable difference”?
If Holmes had a side dish she’d probably be fine.
I dunno… that sounds pretty irreconcilable to me.
She had better get in the Witness Protection Program just like Elvis..the cultists are going to come for her child at the behest of Pope Cruise and Wormtongue Misciavige.
And that’s not really a joke. These lunatic nutters are not to be trifled with, especially when we’re talking about the child conceived from Elron’s frozen semen.
Agreed, I’m scared for Katie. But on the other hand, she must be sitting on some seriously dirty dirt to be filing for sole custody against a filthy rich nutjob like Tiny Tom.
Forget about gay rumors, he’s either diddling kids or he’s enlisting slave labor to sew trendy lounge pillows for Muscavige from the flayed skins of people who tried to leave the Church.
great, this means tom’s going to be on the prowl. now nobody panic but you are all going to want to check that tom cruise is not at your b-hole right now
-glances over shoulder-
aw shit!
Suri is the daughter of William Mapother, Tom´s cousin.
Suri is similar to William
“Similar”, how? She’s 47 years old and has a dick?
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Does that mean tommy boy is shooting blanks?
Dude, she looks like that guy because he’s her father’s cousin.
Guess Tom forgot to change the batteries in her mind control device last night.
Tom’s getting dumped. Good thing for him that depression doesn’t exist.
Katie is rebelling now but proper counseling within the church could make her once again comply with Tom’s guidance and leadership… Or she could just take him to the cleaners as payback and go full bore train wreck and trash him. This is like Christmas early.
Oh my, i know it might mean I am evil minded, but, I hope she goes completely ballistic. If she does, very few will know the details, but the leakage will be so much fun.
LOL. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.
Reporters dont know crop about divorce. She is asking for the sole right to make decisions about her care(what school, church, medical care, etc) – Sole legal Custody. She also wants Suri to spend most of the time with her, but will allow her to spend time with Tom – Primary (not sole) Residential Custody..
Hey, we have a first-time poster!
Joe Q, read a book.
As this will undoubtedly bring some emotional pain to Tom, I wonder if Tom will seek advice from Brooke Shields on antidepressants.
Katie better grab the kids and the money the do a Whitey Bulger
And by “irreconcilable differences” she means “he had butt sex with Travolta”.
TMZ is reporting that cruise’s love of scientology (and katie not wanting her daughter involved in it) is the main reason they’re divorcing. Yikes…
TMZ also tried to paint Justin Bieber in a positive light by claiming he was bullied by an elementary school kid.
Of course Katie asked for primary custody of Suri, that’s her only friend. Who else will she take to see plays and go out for dinner at midnight??
I’ available and willing
Kelly Preston/Katie Holmes lesbian scene. Come on girls, beat Tom and John to the punch.
YES.
Sounds familiar… Kidman only escaped alone but her kids were adopted (for a reason I wager).
I think Tom needs a relaxing massage. Cue Travolta!
The contract was up and now she’s a free agent.
Anyone see a paternity test in the future for this circus?
I’m betting that is the leverage Katy is using to get out of the marriage – let me go or I’ll reveal the real dad.
She can be NORMAL again
Back to earth
The only time in any picture Katie kind of smiles… and she’s on her cell. Hah.
That’s cause she’s texting Pacey. He’s the only one who can make her happy….
i noticed too! it’s Dawson.
Udderly scary. Those are some Nat Geo boobies.
GOOD FOR HER! I obviously don’t know about their personal lives outside of this site’s super professional coverage, but she only seemed happy in the very very beginning. I’m glad she had the courage to get the hell away fom scientology.
Twenty bucks says we’ll see Suri in her movie debut in about ten years, though…
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The panda is thinking, “Dear god, not up the ass again!”.
The eagle is thinking, “Are you fuckin’ gettin’ this?”
Anybody who didn’t see this coming is an idiot. I wonder what she’s got on Tom Cruise to be brave enough to file for sole custody.
Not even Dawson would have her now.
LOL….that was great.
One has to assume that Katie getting out with Suri had to have played out like the third act of Commando, right?
I hope KATIE can get away from Scientology, and she can also save SURI.
constantly guarding suri. id be riddled with anxiety. no wonder katie hasn’t aged well and always looks exhausted.
She just can’t turn her back on Tom. Sadly, not for the reason she’d like.
Did he finally come out of the cupboard?
She finally found the Code to the Shock Collar.
I guess this means no more bouncing on Oprah’s couch. Nope! Because now (thank God), Oprah no longer HAS a couch!
Them titties is a joke.
Suri’s dad looks suspicious with something. But the dude on the right with a teddy bear looks happy.
Mimi Rogers said this about her marriage to Cruise, “”Tom was seriously thinking of becoming a monk,” she “joked” to Playboy in 1993. “At least for that period of time, it looked as though marriage wouldn’t fit into his overall spiritual need. And he thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument. Therefore it became obvious we had to split.” http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/tom-cruise-three-marriages-rundown-233932949.html
It’s not meant to be taken literally. She’s saying they broke up because he was more committed to his career than the marriage and that, consequently, there was no intimacy left between them.
and don’t forget the other thing. Mimi left him feeling empty and dind’t have what he needs. neither did kidman or holmes, and that’s a couple of berries handing below big fat twig
Maybe…but isn’t three divorces in Hollywood just getting ready for the 4th?
I’ve been reading the Superficial for many many years and there was a time when Tom Cruise was ALWAYS a hot topic here. I have to admit that as much as I dislike Tom, I always enjoyed commenting about him. So for the first time in years, here’s my take on Tom Cruise’s life:
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