Katie Holmes Filed The Papers AND Wants Sole Custody of Suri. SHIT IS ON.

See how she’s making her breasts clearly visible while hovering them close to Suri? Like garlic to a vampire.

So remember about 45 minutes ago when I wrote that post about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting divorced and made a joke about her grabbing Suri and running for the goddamn hills. She grabbed Suri and ran for the goddamn hills. TMZ reports:

Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move … TMZ has learned.
We know Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.
We also know Katie is asking for a “suitable amount” of child support.

TOM: Okay, everyone drink your OJ.
SURI: Mommy, I wanna drink your glass!
KATIE: Here you go, sweetie.
TOM: Wait, I don’t think that’s a-
SURI: Eww! Tastes like medicine.
TOM: …. Ahaha!

I’m kidding, of course, Katie probably just found out Suri’s made with L. Ron’s sperm or something. These things are usually pretty boring.

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