“Wait. Hot dogs don’t have testicles or a fireman attached to them…”
There used to be a time when you couldn’t clear a Thetan without hearing about Katie Holmes being pregnant again. Especially with Tom Cruise‘s insatiable hunger for a male heir to bring a new golden age to Lilliput. That said, it actually looks like he might have done it this time. And by done it I of course mean drugged her then walked a fertilized egg directly into her uterus. Later, she’ll find a tiny skateboard in her birth canal making him regret using it as a half-pipe on the way out. He’s better than that.
Photos: Pacific Coast News