Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass Says Good Morning

June 22nd, 2010 // 70 Comments

I don’t really know why I decided to start the day with Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass in a pair of mom jeans, but sometimes you have to pay homage to what once was a proud institution/The Gift. On that note, did you know these things turn perfectly rectangular if no one touches them for five years? And yet society wants to lock me up for being a drunken goose monster. This whole system’s out of order! ATTICA! ATTICA! (I know it was you, Fredo.)

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. hack saw
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  2. Davinci

    So i guess all u need is baby oil if u know what i mean.

  3. KatiesGuy

    Hey Mom, where did all that pregnancy weight go?

  4. leslie
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks great!

  5. Marty McFly

    I NEED to smell Katie Holmes’ ass SO FUCKING BAD!!!

  6. Marty McFly

    That tight, wonderful, smelly butthole in jeans… fuck yess!!!

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