Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass Says Good Morning

The Superficial | June 22, 2010 - 9:46 am

I don’t really know why I decided to start the day with Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass in a pair of mom jeans, but sometimes you have to pay homage to what once was a proud institution/The Gift. On that note, did you know these things turn perfectly rectangular if no one touches them for five years? And yet society wants to lock me up for being a drunken goose monster. This whole system’s out of order! ATTICA! ATTICA! (I know it was you, Fredo.)

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News