“Grab. That. Woman’s. Ass.”
“I’m tryin’, Colin Powell, I’m tryin’.”
It’s been over a year since Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise, so allow me to be the voice of reason that says Jamie Foxx was well within his rights to borderline sexually assault the ex-wife of a former co-star. In fact, I’d be offended if he didn’t. This is America. Us Magazine reports:
As previously reported, the single actress, mom and designer, 34, was happy to boogie with Jamie Foxx onstage at last weekend’s Apollo in the Hamptons benefit in East Hampton, New York — where the trained dancer shook her moneymaker with Foxx, 45, to sexy tunes like “Blurred Lines” and “Get Lucky.”
According to a witness at the Aug. 24 bash, however, Django Unchained star Foxx tried to get lucky himself after the dance fest. “They danced, and after a hug he grabbed her butt and tried to seal the deal,” the observer tells Us Weekly.
Alas, Holmes — mom to 7-year-old Suri — rejected him. “She was flattered, but not interested.”
Of course, some people might say the proper etiquette would’ve been to not grab her butt, and instead ask, “Excuse me, white woman, may I swirl your vanilla with my chocolate?” But those people would be kind of racist and should probably shut the hell up. However, in Katie Holmes’ defense, the last time she was intimate with a man, she blacked out before he could penetrate her and woke up six years later next to a tiny female version of him and paranoid thoughts about alien ghosts causing the flu. Which is no excuse to be rude, but sometimes these situations aren’t so black and white. (Poor choice of words, you’re right.)