Jamie Foxx Is 100% Not Banging Katie Holmes, According To Jamie Foxx

October 16th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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Back in August, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were spotted dancing together which led to rumors that he grabbed her ass and she turned him down for sex. Which made sense at the time because Tom Cruise probably rigged her vagina to explode if it isn’t fully clothed, and that takes a while to not live in constant fear of. Which brings us to yesterday where In Touch Weekly reported the two are dating now. Which is either horseshit, or Jamie Foxx is simply trying to avoid intergalactic war with this quote. It’s a toss-up. Via Entertainment Tonight:

“[The rumors] are one hundred percent not true,” he told Nancy. “In fact, it’s quite hilarious because we simply danced at a charity event along with a lot of other people.”

Of course, there is the fact Katie Holmes has been looking hotter, and naturally the only reason for that is to please man. It’s not like she looked at photographs of herself from the past six years and went, “Jesus, I don’t remember any of that,” then bought new makeup and shoes per the deafening, never-ending instructions of every single cell in her body. That’s crazy talk.

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  1. Cock Dr

    Well I hope she’s banging someone. She deserves some fun after that Tom Cruise thing.

  2. EricLR

    Apparently, Foxx semen is the only thing strong enough to block the signal in her head that keeps telling her to return to the nearest Scientology compound for reprogramming.

    • Jim15

      All joking aside; it can take years of counseling before some people return to normal once they’ve spent time in the Co$. Katie was in that cult over a decade, so it probably will be some time before she returns to normal.

  3. The ‘Collateral’ 10 year reunion might get ugly now.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody gets laid if Colin Powell is there.

  5. schmidtler

    I thought he was gay, and a hard core racist? Why would I believe he’s interested in a white woman?

  6. J-Sin

    Wow, Katie has been looking pretty good lately. Where has this Katie Holmes been for the past ten years? Oh right, Tom Cruise’s closet.

  7. crb

    I guess that inevitable dating coincidence was just,

    “Collateral”

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    YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

  8. If he’s not banging her, then why is his hand on her ass? I has to be his, ‘cuz it’s not mine…dammit!

  9. Damn skippy he is, good for her and for him.

  10. Can we just admit that the man is gay? Hes wants to bang Katie about as much as Tom did.

    Holmes’ Professional Beard Service

  11. Well if he don’t want to I SURE do!!!!!

  12. sobrietyisacrutch

    Wasn’t Tom still married to Nicole during “Collateral”? Or was with Penelope Cruz after that “Vanilla Sky” disaster? And more importantly – are black actors who work with Quentin Tarintino allowed to be gay racists? THESE are the questions, people…

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