Katie Holmes is Addicted to E-Meters

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2011

It’s always the children who suffer the most…

Sometimes there’s a story I know is completely bullshit – And even worse, comes from Star, so there’s no possible way it could be based in reality. – but I post it anyway in the hopes it will become true and make the world exactly as I envision it in my head. This is one of those times. Via Gossip Cop:

According to the weekly, Holmes is addicted to a Scientology treatment that has “an effect similar to heroin!”
The tabloid goes on to relate that Scientologists use a device called an “e-meter,” which “emits a low-level electric charge that goes to the brain.” And while Star acknowledges that the FDA says the device “serves no medical purpose,” the magazine still equates it with illegal drugs because the tab claims it “gives subjects a temporary feeling of euphoria, followed by a crash and a craving for more.”
Star then tenuously explains that the “e-meter” may “spark an endorphin release,” and when that occurs it’s the “same thing as taking morphine or other opiates, such as heroin or opium.”

If Katie Holmes isn’t walking around an empty mansion zapping herself into a happy place where Tom Cruise‘s beta-rays can’t reach her, then I don’t know how else you explain these pictures. Besides actual drugs and a systematic regime of psychological abuse engineered to induce a perpetual state of submission. That’s what they want you to think.

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