Katie Holmes Is Hot Again

The Superficial / October 9, 2013

It’s been a long time since Katie Holmes has been the beautiful, young sweetheart America used to masturbate to in The Gift, almost addictively, so it’s nice to see the effects of whatever the hell Tom Cruise did to her finally allow her to feel such complex emotions as, “Shit, my legs are awesome.” On that note, keep on keepin’ on, Jamie Foxx. Keep on keepin’ on. CHAKA KHAN! (Black people read this site. I can say all that.)

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