Katie Holmes Is Hot Again

October 9th, 2013 // 34 Comments

It’s been a long time since Katie Holmes has been the beautiful, young sweetheart America used to masturbate to in The Gift, almost addictively, so it’s nice to see the effects of whatever the hell Tom Cruise did to her finally allow her to feel such complex emotions as, “Shit, my legs are awesome.” On that note, keep on keepin’ on, Jamie Foxx. Keep on keepin’ on. CHAKA KHAN! (Black people read this site. I can say all that.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. Doesn’t matter how hot she is, she still has weird feet.

  2. Cute, the legs look good, and i’m sure L. Ron’s seed and turkey baster residue has dissipated, but her boobage is and always has been a sad state of affairs.


  3. Deacon Jones

    Am I the only one that doesnt find her attractive whatsoever?

    Her, and Reese Witherspoon.

    Women think they’re “SUPER CUTE!”, but they do nothing for me.

  4. Cher X

    Wow. Divorcing the hobbit looks good on her!

  5. alex

    I love when a lady smiles out of the side of her face with a smirk that screams, “look at my dimple.” No thanks.

  6. I would happily lick her Xenu.

    • Jack Ketch

      She divorced the smarmy, lift-wearing, ferret-faced midget and all the Scientology bullshit along with it :)

  7. Katie Holmes Hot Good Morning America
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    WOW, I have a major boner just looking at those legs!!!

  8. Katie Holmes Hot Good Morning America
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    Those are some mighty nice legs!!!

  9. Katie’s always been hot. They tried to downplay it when she was married to Tom, but true hotness can’t be contained.

  10. ace11

    She’s Ok

    Let’s not forget though..Chick is 35…a few short years til she hits 40, then it’s all down hill from there

  11. Nice, she looks good again. Sexy.

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    Mike Walker
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    This picture is full of weirdness.

  13. I am inordinately happy about this.

    • And I don’t mean just the hotness, which is there and is awesome, but the fact that she’s consistently proving to people with vaginas that they should steer the fuck clear from no-talent megalomaniacal closeted midgets with an alien Jesus delusion.

  14. Robb7

    She looks good because she’s free and happy.

  15. Katie Holmes Hot Good Morning America
    per hansa
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    She’s always been hot….she was just creepy and hot for awhile

  16. Katie Holmes Hot Good Morning America
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    She just turned two very gay men straight.

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