Katie Holmes Is Calling Up Old Boyfriends Now, But Mostly Just Joshua Jackson

By: The Superficial / September 27, 2012

Seen here trying to incept her way back into Joshua Jackson‘s mind just like Tom did with all those aliens, those dead, dead aliens with their oddly human muscular male bodies, oh God, she can still hear their screams… Katie Holmes apparently called up Pacey out of the blue the other day which sounds way too good to be true, except it literally came out of his mouth most likely to keep Diane Kruger from performing Nazi experiments on him in his sleep. Haha! Germans. Us Magazine reports:

Last Thursday, Jackson, 35, revealed that he recently received an out-of-the-blue call from his Dawson’s Creek costar Holmes, now 33 and freshly divorced from Cruise, 50.
“Like any old friend, it was like, ‘Oh, hi how are ya? What’s going on?'; ‘I had a kid,'” the Fringe actor said of his phone chat with Suri’s now-single mom. “It was very nice, actually.”

I like how Joshua Jackson thinks Katie Holmes just called to fill him in on her life even though there are hidden tribes in the Amazon who know she had a baby. Because I’m almost positive she wasn’t saying, “Yup, I’m a mom now,” as much as, “Holy shit, where did this kid come from and why isn’t it 2006 anymore?” Although, after that I’m sure it was a nice friendly conversation until she found an opening to ask why a person would wake up holding a bloody Klingon dagger inside a re-education trailer which, naturally, resulted in Pacey getting hit by a mind-sniper wiping his memory clean. XENU WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE.

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