Katie Holmes Has A Butt Now

By: The Superficial / September 5, 2012

Photo Boy posted this in yesterday’s The Crap We Missed because I literally missed it, so here’s more of Katie Holmes’s new butt which proves the mind control pills Tom hid in her food slim as much as they completely dull the senses. And I just wrote the next recruitment campaign, didn’t I? Goddammit.

Sure, free will and having all your money is great. But so is fitting into those jeans.

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