Photo Boy posted this in yesterday’s The Crap We Missed because I literally missed it, so here’s more of Katie Holmes‘s new butt which proves the mind control pills Tom hid in her food slim as much as they completely dull the senses. And I just wrote the next recruitment campaign, didn’t I? Goddammit.
Sure, free will and having all your money is great. But so is fitting into those jeans.
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That’s Kim K’s butt when you let the air out
So how much longer do we have to wait for total boob reinflation ?
I would quite like to touch it.
Suri is like 5 years old, cho-mo.
Five? change that to rub it….slowly.
Dude… DUDE… that’s terrible!
She does nothing for me.
At all.
She should have waited to ditch Cruise when she was OT-V or something then she could Xenu mind trick us into thinking she was decent.
Some hooker heels and 80s makeup would help.
Obviously, that’s your type. I think there is a Courtney Stodden post somewhere on here.
Maybe now that she’s free of the evil midget she can relax and gain a couple of pounds, yay. I can’t wait for the VF article to come out on the “wife-audition process” that C0$ is calling lies, lies, lies !! LOL.
Katie needs a life management and fashion consultation with Kris Jenner
Gentle Jesus !! Kris Jenner would fuck up the Lord’s Prayer; the only things she knows anything about are plastic surgery and constant lying.
and whoreing. don’t forget whoreing.
Still looks like a condom wrapper in her back pocket. Doesn’t anyone notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
I think it’s a hair tie.
One can only hope this is the first step to hooter regrowth.
Yeeaaah, Boiii!
I’ve got nothing more than that.
I dig your enthusiasm.
Pippa?
Exactly. That’s not even big for a white girl. It’s like medium for a skinny white girl.
If I’m going to fantasize, it’s going to be about the smoking hot Katie Holmes from 2000–not the ragged-out, post-Scientology brainwashing, post-kid, ex-husband-baggage Katie Holmes from 2012.
I mean, if you’re going to dream, may as well dream big.
Were these photos run yesterday or am I losing it?
“Photo Boy posted this in yesterday’s The Crap We Missed because I literally missed it”
I like to get reamed every day
Considering how tight those jeans are, she should have some form off a butt, looks flat to me.
LOL….what butt? It’s getting wider…not rounder.
It’s improved, but it can still be classified as Mom Ass.
We need to see her in a bikini. Only then can we determine the true state of Katie’s saddlebags.
Tight jeans a$$ still flat – that pic was a waste of bandwidth
The Church of Scientology’s robotic surveillance pigeons are incredibly realistic.
“Can you say hi to the regular person, sweetie?”
“It does look infected; but you know what daddy and his friends say about medicine.”
Hot yes.Nuff said.
That’s not a big ass. It looks like her jeans pushed meat from her thighs up in to the butt region and split the difference by dropping the waistline to her ass crack.
“Suri, you behave or I’ll deactivate you when we get home.”
Dat ass looks nice. I’d say getting away from that crazy homo is doing her some good.
Chambray shirt looks from the hamper. Dress down, but try harder.
I’d nail that ass like Tom Cruise never would.
…creepy
Katie has always had an ass. his name was Tom Cruise.
Anyone else disturbed with how unfazed Suri is with being photographed by a stranger in the park?
She’s been dealing with it all her life.
Daddy said I could fly, if I put my mind to it!
Hahahaha fucking Tom
all I see is a terminal case of gone-ass.
suri’s bein supergirl…
lol baby : )))
I don’t find that look to be very flattering actually.
Yay for Katie! She’s Taking control of her life and instead of being obsessed with her looks, she is raising her daughter. As a fellow mom I’m proud of her. She doesn’t look like a shallow starlet, and her daughter will get the message that looks are not everything. Katie is walking with her head held high regardless of how she looks or what circumstances she is in. A very valuable lesson for her daughter.
FYI….Skinny jeans only work on 6′ tall, 100lbs Victoria’s Secret models. Not even Katie Holmes can pull it off.