Katie Holmes Has A Butt Now

September 5th, 2012 // 53 Comments

Photo Boy posted this in yesterday’s The Crap We Missed because I literally missed it, so here’s more of Katie Holmes‘s new butt which proves the mind control pills Tom hid in her food slim as much as they completely dull the senses. And I just wrote the next recruitment campaign, didn’t I? Goddammit.

Sure, free will and having all your money is great. But so is fitting into those jeans.

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Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Basement Jack

    That’s Kim K’s butt when you let the air out

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    So how much longer do we have to wait for total boob reinflation ?

  3. I would quite like to touch it.

  4. Deacon Jones

    She does nothing for me.

    At all.

  5. Jack Ketch

    Maybe now that she’s free of the evil midget she can relax and gain a couple of pounds, yay. I can’t wait for the VF article to come out on the “wife-audition process” that C0$ is calling lies, lies, lies !! LOL.

  6. Martina

    Katie needs a life management and fashion consultation with Kris Jenner

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    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    Still looks like a condom wrapper in her back pocket. Doesn’t anyone notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

  8. One can only hope this is the first step to hooter regrowth.

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    YagiSka
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeeaaah, Boiii!

    I’ve got nothing more than that.

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    OiVay
    Commented on this photo:

    Pippa?

  11. EricLr

    If I’m going to fantasize, it’s going to be about the smoking hot Katie Holmes from 2000–not the ragged-out, post-Scientology brainwashing, post-kid, ex-husband-baggage Katie Holmes from 2012.

    I mean, if you’re going to dream, may as well dream big.

  12. alex

    Were these photos run yesterday or am I losing it?

  13. reamer

    I like to get reamed every day

  14. Considering how tight those jeans are, she should have some form off a butt, looks flat to me.

  15. anonymous

    LOL….what butt? It’s getting wider…not rounder.

  16. It’s improved, but it can still be classified as Mom Ass.

  17. Cock Dr

    We need to see her in a bikini. Only then can we determine the true state of Katie’s saddlebags.

  18. DaRkNeSsReIgN!!!

    Tight jeans a$$ still flat – that pic was a waste of bandwidth

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    The Church of Scientology’s robotic surveillance pigeons are incredibly realistic.

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you say hi to the regular person, sweetie?”

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “It does look infected; but you know what daddy and his friends say about medicine.”

  22. gregerneger

    Hot yes.Nuff said.

  23. Can

    That’s not a big ass. It looks like her jeans pushed meat from her thighs up in to the butt region and split the difference by dropping the waistline to her ass crack.

  24. Joaquin ingles

    “Suri, you behave or I’ll deactivate you when we get home.”

  25. The Royal Penis

    Dat ass looks nice. I’d say getting away from that crazy homo is doing her some good.

  26. Chambray shirt looks from the hamper. Dress down, but try harder.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’d nail that ass like Tom Cruise never would.

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    Alpha Female
    Commented on this photo:

    …creepy

  29. Gabe Kaplan

    Katie has always had an ass. his name was Tom Cruise.

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else disturbed with how unfazed Suri is with being photographed by a stranger in the park?

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    Daddy said I could fly, if I put my mind to it!

  32. McClownerton

    all I see is a terminal case of gone-ass.

  33. herbiefrog

    suri’s bein supergirl…
    lol baby : )))

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    Annon
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t find that look to be very flattering actually.

  35. mamita

    Yay for Katie! She’s Taking control of her life and instead of being obsessed with her looks, she is raising her daughter. As a fellow mom I’m proud of her. She doesn’t look like a shallow starlet, and her daughter will get the message that looks are not everything. Katie is walking with her head held high regardless of how she looks or what circumstances she is in. A very valuable lesson for her daughter.

  36. FYI….Skinny jeans only work on 6′ tall, 100lbs Victoria’s Secret models. Not even Katie Holmes can pull it off.

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    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a bad body period!

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    Big Dick Magee
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck Tom’s ignorant ass, oh wait, he’d like that. Umm, fuck him where he breathes….no, that won’t be a bad thing to him either.

  39. Name (Visible)

    Butt? Ha! That’s one hell of a joke. I mean seriously, you don’t have to have a punchline for that to be funny…

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