Making her swimwear debut on The Superficial, here’s a surprisingly feminine-looking Katie Holmes in Miami yesterday, and I say surprisingly because I just assumed Tom Cruise – oh, no, wait, he did turn her ass into a dude’s. Never mind. So, uh, how about Suri Cruise? Cute as a button, right? I love how she tries to kill Katie Holmes while looking right at the paparazzi in these shots: “Father says I get two daddies if you have an ‘accident.’ Kick.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Splash News
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If you have big feet ,your well endowed?I thought it only applied to men.i.e. Tom Bat SHIT CRUISE?
If you have big feet ,your well endowed?I thought it only applied to men.i.e. Tom Bat SHIT CRUISE?
wow i love katie =)
Let’s get serious here: Jake Gyllenhaal wore it better.
Since when are bathing suits supposed to be baggy?
by “two daddies” do you mean Tom Cruise, 25 underage Hispanic bath house towel boys, and a naked John Travolta holding a pinata?
Only four and already taller than Tom.
She looks like that little Esther girl from that horror movie.
BORING!! She looks like a mom in a mom swimsuit, not a milf in a bikini. To see a prime example of a milf in a hat/bikini look up the older pics of Kate Beckinsale.
go to your local pool this summer and see how many moms look like this.
Right on, Hugh. Plus, she doesn’t look like she works out (who would be motivated to, in her position), so overall she’s looking pretty damned good for a prisoner with occasional access to the outside world.
Lol horn dog! SO true. This woman could be SO freaking HOT. Fix the teeth, get a good wardrobe, and give that hair some volume. DAMN YOU Tom Cruise.
Huh, I guess she really WAS a victim of a bad camera angle then…definitely not pregnant
love those perky tits
sweet ass too, she’s hot as fuck. tom’s one lucky pygmy, no way he’s using a baster on that
she isn’t even close to hot enough to turn a gay man straight and if you would have paid enough to reach OT-VII you would know that the baster is Xenu’s will.
damn, her ass is still perfect!
perfect tits!!
Katie, you might want to take that hat off and get a little sun…translucent isn’t that attractive.
She’s not allowed out that much…give her a break.
But orange-leather skin and skin cancer IS attractive?
And how about those premature-wrinkles and other discolorations?
Oh, yeah. Hot. I’m touching myself as we speak.
mornin sweet cheeks
It seems her swimsuit was mistakenly swapped in the laundry with the other Katy’s.
Ah, sweet Katie. Anybody else remember when she had a future, beyond just being a possible incubator for L. Ron Hubbard 2.0?
What is that, a wool swim suit? I have never seen so much bagginess in a woman’s swimsuit.
Oh yeah! It’s the Scientology Swimsuit Issue! You know my computer is going under my mattress before my mom gets home. Wakka wakka wakka!
Oh yeah! It’s the Scientology Swimsuit Issue! You know my computer is going under my mattress right before my mom gets home. Wakka wakka wakka!
mom dumper
That is all backwards. Put the kid in a one piece and you wear a bikini, Katy… WTF.
Agreed. She is not a local soccer mom and she is not like the other moms at the public pool. She is a celebrity and celebrities show skin. Then again, they ain’t married to Tom Kooze.
I fills me with joy that I can fuck hotter chicks than Tom Cruise.
Who isn’t? You will have to fuck hot guys to compete with Tom…
So, you’re saying your mom is hotter than Tom Cruise??
Tom is gonna be pissed when he goes to play “Ranger Rick” and finds his hat missing…
I’m not sure how she does it, but Katie Holmes in a wet bathing suit does absolutely nothing for me. Maybe it’s the huge man feet.
Boing!
Oh good, they’re having a Sack Race at this year’s company picnic!
Queef!
look at her t*ts.
……TOMMY SUCKED THEM DOWNWARDS?
Um, they’re not saggy if that’s what you’re saying. They natural and perky and the nipple is pointed upward – they’re how a womans breasts are supposed to look. I guess all the boob jobs have really screwed with people’s minds.
Wife #1: Mimi Rogers
Wife #2: Nicole Kidman
Wife #3: THIS?
Wife #4: PeeWee Herman?
I don’t know why that bathing suit is so baggy in the front, but the style is actually really cute.
Women still looks pretty good.
I bet when Tom says, Go put something sexy on, she comes back wearing a Little League uniform.
I’m not saying she has weird tattoos on her hips, they might be bruises … or birth marks …. but their probably bruises from some insane scientology ritual. I feel bad for her, she’s going to grow up SO entitled.
I love this picture, haha.
Too bad Tom needs a stool to hit that ass!