So These Katie Holmes Swimsuit Photos Are Happening

May 17th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Making her swimwear debut on The Superficial, here’s a surprisingly feminine-looking Katie Holmes in Miami yesterday, and I say surprisingly because I just assumed Tom Cruise – oh, no, wait, he did turn her ass into a dude’s. Never mind. So, uh, how about Suri Cruise? Cute as a button, right? I love how she tries to kill Katie Holmes while looking right at the paparazzi in these shots: “Father says I get two daddies if you have an ‘accident.’ Kick.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Splash News

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    God is Black
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    If you have big feet ,your well endowed?I thought it only applied to men.i.e. Tom Bat SHIT CRUISE?

  2. God is Black

    If you have big feet ,your well endowed?I thought it only applied to men.i.e. Tom Bat SHIT CRUISE?

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    wow i love katie =)

  4. Let’s get serious here: Jake Gyllenhaal wore it better.

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    tmfvaughan
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    Since when are bathing suits supposed to be baggy?

  6. mensa

    by “two daddies” do you mean Tom Cruise, 25 underage Hispanic bath house towel boys, and a naked John Travolta holding a pinata?

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    Only four and already taller than Tom.

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    Maeby
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    She looks like that little Esther girl from that horror movie.

  9. Honest Abe

    BORING!! She looks like a mom in a mom swimsuit, not a milf in a bikini. To see a prime example of a milf in a hat/bikini look up the older pics of Kate Beckinsale.

    • Hugh Gentry

      go to your local pool this summer and see how many moms look like this.

    • horn dog

      Right on, Hugh. Plus, she doesn’t look like she works out (who would be motivated to, in her position), so overall she’s looking pretty damned good for a prisoner with occasional access to the outside world.

      • who dat

        Lol horn dog! SO true. This woman could be SO freaking HOT. Fix the teeth, get a good wardrobe, and give that hair some volume. DAMN YOU Tom Cruise.

  10. Susannie

    Huh, I guess she really WAS a victim of a bad camera angle then…definitely not pregnant

  11. Hugh Gentry

    love those perky tits

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    Hugh Gentry
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    damn, her ass is still perfect!

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    Hugh Gentry
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    perfect tits!!

  14. cc

    Katie, you might want to take that hat off and get a little sun…translucent isn’t that attractive.

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    mornin sweet cheeks

  16. MisterSuccint

    It seems her swimsuit was mistakenly swapped in the laundry with the other Katy’s.

  17. JC

    Ah, sweet Katie. Anybody else remember when she had a future, beyond just being a possible incubator for L. Ron Hubbard 2.0?

  18. It had to be said

    What is that, a wool swim suit? I have never seen so much bagginess in a woman’s swimsuit.

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    Oh yeah! It’s the Scientology Swimsuit Issue! You know my computer is going under my mattress before my mom gets home. Wakka wakka wakka!

  20. Oh yeah! It’s the Scientology Swimsuit Issue! You know my computer is going under my mattress right before my mom gets home. Wakka wakka wakka!

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    Richard McBeef
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    mom dumper

  22. That is all backwards. Put the kid in a one piece and you wear a bikini, Katy… WTF.

    • Fletch

      Agreed. She is not a local soccer mom and she is not like the other moms at the public pool. She is a celebrity and celebrities show skin. Then again, they ain’t married to Tom Kooze.

  23. Greasy Anus

    I fills me with joy that I can fuck hotter chicks than Tom Cruise.

  24. Tom is gonna be pissed when he goes to play “Ranger Rick” and finds his hat missing…

  25. I’m not sure how she does it, but Katie Holmes in a wet bathing suit does absolutely nothing for me. Maybe it’s the huge man feet.

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    Frank Burns
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    Boing!

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    Crabby Old Guy
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    Oh good, they’re having a Sack Race at this year’s company picnic!

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    Ponkur
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    Queef!

  29. the captain

    look at her t*ts.
    ……TOMMY SUCKED THEM DOWNWARDS?

    • Guest

      Um, they’re not saggy if that’s what you’re saying. They natural and perky and the nipple is pointed upward – they’re how a womans breasts are supposed to look. I guess all the boob jobs have really screwed with people’s minds.

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    Crabby Old Guy
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    Wife #1: Mimi Rogers
    Wife #2: Nicole Kidman
    Wife #3: THIS?

    Wife #4: PeeWee Herman?

  31. Sugar

    I don’t know why that bathing suit is so baggy in the front, but the style is actually really cute.

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    Drundel
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    Women still looks pretty good.

  33. Parker

    I bet when Tom says, Go put something sexy on, she comes back wearing a Little League uniform.

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    Guest
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    I’m not saying she has weird tattoos on her hips, they might be bruises … or birth marks …. but their probably bruises from some insane scientology ritual. I feel bad for her, she’s going to grow up SO entitled.

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    Brooke
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    I love this picture, haha.

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    Louie
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    Too bad Tom needs a stool to hit that ass!

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