So These Katie Holmes Swimsuit Photos Are Happening

Making her swimwear debut on The Superficial, here’s a surprisingly feminine-looking Katie Holmes in Miami yesterday, and I say surprisingly because I just assumed Tom Cruise – oh, no, wait, he did turn her ass into a dude’s. Never mind. So, uh, how about Suri Cruise? Cute as a button, right? I love how she tries to kill Katie Holmes while looking right at the paparazzi in these shots: “Father says I get two daddies if you have an ‘accident.’ Kick.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Splash News