Katie Holmes in a Bikini is Probably Dying

Here’s Katie Holmes in Miami over the weekend where her stomach looks like this which proves Tom Cruise uses it to ride dirt-bikes on as I’ve always suspected. That, or the Thetans trying to flee her body decided to audition for the role of Pruneface in the Dick Tracy reboot. I should probably wait for all the facts on this one.

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