Katie Holmes is Still Wearing Bikinis, And Still Dying Out Of Her Stomach
While my initial intro to this post was to say it wouldn’t be fair to have an entire post of Tom Cruise shirtless without some Katie Holmes in a bikini, I forgot her stomach goes through a sloughing period whenever her penis button retracts. And for those of you saying women look like this after they just had a baby, Suri Cruise is five and doesn’t enter and re-enter Katie Holmes’ uterus at random. Unless, of course, she only emerges to probe Tom Cruise’s mind and inform him of a device that provides oxygen to Mars. In which case, I’m listening.