Katie Holmes is Still Wearing Bikinis, And Still Dying Out Of Her Stomach

The Superficial | July 18, 2011 - 10:22 am

While my initial intro to this post was to say it wouldn’t be fair to have an entire post of Tom Cruise shirtless without some Katie Holmes in a bikini, I forgot her stomach goes through a sloughing period whenever her penis button retracts. And for those of you saying women look like this after they just had a baby, Suri Cruise is five and doesn’t enter and re-enter Katie Holmes’ uterus at random. Unless, of course, she only emerges to probe Tom Cruise’s mind and inform him of a device that provides oxygen to Mars. In which case, I’m listening.

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