Katie Holmes In A Bikini

January 2nd, 2014 // 29 Comments
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Katie Holmes spent most of November looking like an even bigger saint after more details of her divorce from Tom Cruise were leaked to the press. Details like Scientology literally equates her with Hitler and will use every means at their disposal to stop her from committing a psychic holocaust or some stupid bullshit. So here she is relaxing in Miami with Suri which is what happens when you don’t have to give all your money to The School For The Heterosexually Challenged on Raknar 7 anymore. “Pay for their Quidditch team yourself, Dwarf Jesus of Mars!” I like to picture her saying. Sometimes in a Viking helmet.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


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    son of Flubber
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    I feel sorry for moms….stretched out tummy skin, and cavernous vaginas…oi vay. (the babys cute though…whatevs).

  2. alex

    I dont care about her stretched out tummy skin…it’s that cork she’s got stuck in her belly button that’s freaking me out. What is that thing?

  3. JimBB

    Forget Katie, check out that sexy Suri!

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    Yea, I was looking for your boobs too. Guess we’re both bummed now.

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    oh. The Toe. No, not that toe

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    Love it, embracing your body with pride instead of fucking it up with plastic surgery!

  7. ScienceMan

    Oh yeah she didn’t adopt or have some foreign woman carry her fetus. {ahem Nicole}

  8. She’s hot. Bost pre & post baby body.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    I hate the shit job pregnancy does on a woman’s stomach and boobs. They say nature is a mother too. Couldn’t she reason with pregnancy?

  10. Margaret

    I’d like to do it, with the lights on even, or on a lazy afternoon at her place but that belly button would make sure it was a one time thing. sorry, Katie, I know you were looking forward to more.

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    That Belly Button is a Deal Breaker; I’m outta here!

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    gary coleman's ghost
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    When we first met, my wife was a college cheerleader with abs so tight you could bounce a quarter of them. Her natural C-cup boobs were so high and firm that you’d thought they were sculpted by Michelangelo himself. And her ass, so round and curvaceous it would make Beyoncé weep. However, by the time our second kid came along, her stomach looked like an Atlas road map, her boobs drooped like a water balloon being held by its knot. And it made me realize something very important about Mother Nature: and that is: she must have a dick because she fucked my wife harder than I ever could.
    On that same note, looks like she slipped Demi Moore and Katie Holmes some serious pipe too.


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    I don’t give a fuck. I thing she looks great.

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    Suri is pretty cute. She’ll grow up to be a beautiful woman.

  15. Robb7

    Never had a good body. Now it’s like she’s just given up. She does have shiny hair.

  16. sally15

    Unfortunately, ex-scientology members tend to be fucked-up in the head for quite awhile after they leave. No matter how many times Co$ tries to deny it, they are a destructive cult.

  17. Foaming Solvent

    I’d suck her navel-clit.

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    It’s right here, Ray. It’s… looking at me.

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    Look everyone, it’s the place where Tom Cruise pretended not to be gay!

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