Katie Holmes In A Bikini

Katie Holmes spent most of November looking like an even bigger saint after more details of her divorce from Tom Cruise were leaked to the press. Details like Scientology literally equates her with Hitler and will use every means at their disposal to stop her from committing a psychic holocaust or some stupid bullshit. So here she is relaxing in Miami with Suri which is what happens when you don’t have to give all your money to The School For The Heterosexually Challenged on Raknar 7 anymore. “Pay for their Quidditch team yourself, Dwarf Jesus of Mars!” I like to picture her saying. Sometimes in a Viking helmet.

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