Katie Holmes Almost Looks Self-Aware and Other News

March 23rd, 2011 // 28 Comments

- Celine Dion‘s breasts are the fountain of youth. [Popeater]

- Rebecca Black “performs” on The Tonight Show. [Dlisted]

- Every Spice Girl is knocked up now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Selena Gomez is playing a dangerous game here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This may not have been what Elizabeth Taylor had in mind. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Allan Ball is a shitty neighbor. [Celebslam]

- Keira Knightley in sexy outfits and something about Chanel. [Popoholic]

- Scott Disick is on the cover of Men’s Fitness. Hail Satan! [The Fab Life]

- Elizabeth Berkley doesn’t want to see another young girl fall victim to Showgirls. [TooFab]

- Justin Bieber is helping Internet predators now. [theCHIVE]

- Nick Cannon went from these to Mariah Carey. [Bossip]

- 100 Beautiful Pictures Of Elizabeth Taylor [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this is my ‘Khloe Kardashian sees a black man holding a 72 ounce steak’ impression.”

  2. dpbefun

    Key word is “almost”.

    • Deb

      It’s a great picture.

      In other news, how much further back is Elizabeth Berkley gonna allow the skin on her face to be pulled?

  3. Richard McBeef

    She looks more and more like Tom everyday. Lord Xenu works in mysterious ways.

  4. First half of that Keira Knightley ad reminds me of this james bond-like ad they used to run in Britain years ago for this high end box of dark chocolates. Wish i could rem what they were called..

    Katie looks ten years older than she should :(

    • Dan

      Naw… if I had a wife that looked like she did I would be really happy with her appearance.

    • I agree she does look older than she appears. must have been bad lighting. one thing agencies tell actresses over 30 to do is watch the lighting on their SAG photos. otherwise they will be considered for roles in their 50′s.

  5. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    She had the sexiest little mona lisa smile before that spastic jumped the couch over her

  6. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie Homes, still confused about being replaced in “The Dark Knight,” auditions for the role of the Joker in the next Batman film.

  7. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

  8. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    Doooooooooooooooooh!

  9. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

  10. dpbefun

    I think anal would cure her of Tommy Boy.

  11. dpbefun

    Anal will cure her.

  12. Liz

    Oh, please. A self-aware Katie Holmes would not be smiling.

  13. The Pope of Cleveland

    Notice the difference in skin color around her eyes? That’s because it’s actually Tom Cruise in a Mission Impossible mask.

  14. Jake

    If self aware = old, then yes, she looks self aware.

  15. Harry

    She looks like OJ’s dead ex-wife’s sister.

  16. BrandiLye

    Pros: She’s rich, beautiful, has a cute kid, probably in reality does love Tom Cruise, loves to shop and sew
    Cons: Cult of Scientology, lives with Tom Cruise, paps and blogs attacking remnants of her sanity

    I guess I agree with Liz….

  17. well looking at pics of Keira in that ad. I wouldn’t mind if she took me for a ride.

  18. The Critical Crassness

    It’s nice to see pictures of Katie taking an acting class. Obviously they were working on weird facial expressions the day these were taken.

  19. Nom Nom

    Hater can hate on her. I’ll take her and treat her right.
    She’s gorgeous. I’d like a chance to fuck the crazy out of her.

  20. roscoe

    did she get a chin job?

  21. Katie Holmes
    Vanilla
    Commented on this photo:

    Exhibit A in Holmes-Cruise v. Fast ‘n’ E-Z Plastic Surgery Inc

  22. the captain

    it occurs to ya?
    she has this “Crazy” look in her eyes.

    LIKE SHE IS BEING REMOTE CONTROLLED BY tom cruise HIMSELF?

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