Katie Cleary’s Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

June 25th, 2014 // 45 Comments
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In a turn of events that surprisingly hasn’t happened sooner, Andrew Stern, the husband of Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary, shot himself on Sunday following weeks of seeing photos of wife partying in Cannes with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier. According to her, they were already in the process of getting divorced and Leo and Adrian had nothing to do with it, but his friends say he was embarrassed as fuck and already battling depression which does kind of leave Leo out of this. But only Leo because let’s be realistic, most men understand they have a better chance of stopping their wife from getting caught in a rainstorm then not having sex with him. As for Adrian Grenier, well, you’d hope she’d know better and realize that funk isn’t going to wash off. You can only Febreeze a vagina so much before your husband realizes things are never going to back to the way they were before. These are facts.

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  1. Jenny McCarthy

    Leo DiCrapio should get tested – you can catch the crazy from suicide sloppy seconds.

  2. Deal or No Deal model? What dizzying heights of stardom!

  3. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    Santiago
    Commented on this photo:

    black guy is thinking “damn, this nigga’s smooth as helllll, thoughhh…”

  4. He wanted to get out of the marriage with a bang too.

  5. I’ll never understand the appeal of DiCaprio. He’s a scrunchy faced little punk.

  6. Quagmire

    add roofies, shake well.

  7. Cock Dr

    He’s in a better place and now there won’t be any fighting over that silver tea service wedding gift.

  8. Someone with VD should hit that gold digger in every hole.

  9. Greg

    Can’t a skank just climb to the top using men the good old fashion way? Why the guys have to go blow their brains out….

  10. Those hoes ain’t loyal…

  11. Brooks

    Even with a beard he still looks 12 years old.

  12. Do we always blame significant others for suicide? I’ve been doing it wrong!

  13. I hear tell that some couples have a “celebrity free pass list,” where they’re allowed to sleep with one of the stars on the list without betrayal on the off chance that that opportunity arises. I imagine that DiCaprio is on a lot of those lists, but not Adrian Grenier.

    The irony is that I first learned about this from an episode of Entourage.

  14. This is actually pretty sad. :/ I am willing to bet she doesn’t feel one iota of guilt in that vapid little head, either.

  15. Then again it’s possible he shot himself upon realizing he accidentially married an inflatable humpdoll instead of an actual live person.

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    He made a mistake.

    You kill HER than say she committed suicide. Then you can still blame Leo for banging her and Adrian Grenier for being on television.

  17. Married a vapid whore, no one else’s fault but his own.

  18. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does L DiCap have to shush a bitch?”

  19. right

    Pretty sure leo hit it. They’re denying it, but i aint buying it.

  20. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    KC: “Yea, I heard about him shooting himself. But do you hear this? This is the world’s smallest violin playing for him.”

    LDC: “LOL”

  21. cc

    By his standards she’s a third rater.

  22. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a couple who fucked later.

    This is not a couple who were discussing animal cruelty over expensive drinks and cigarettes at a nightclub…in a foreign country.

    • cc

      Yup you look at these sequence of pics it would be VERY difficult to believe they don’t up fucking. In fact, they may have left the party a little early judging by how famously they were getting along.

    • Ted

      Agreed. That is not a dress to wear to have an in-depth conversation. A woman wears that dress to get her message across, and Leo is an excellent reader.

  23. No, no, NO! You’re not supposed to shoot yourself!
    That’s a job for the cops!

  24. Ghostofjustgetadivorce

    He apparently had loads of problems, OCD, depression, was taking HGH and testosterone, he might have had “libido” issues as well as his business wasn’t doing very well. They’d been separated for 8 months, he filed for divorce. So there really isn’t any blame you can put on her. He had a lot of serious problems, but your soon to be ex dating anyone after close to a year of being apart isn’t really one of them. Sure he was no doubt sad that the marriage didn’t work out, but half of them don’t, that doesn’t mean you kill yourself or half the men in the U.S. would be dropping like flies. Reach out for help if you feel this way. But don’t blame others for what was a very tragic personal choice by a man who saw no other way out at that moment.

  25. Good Guy

    Guys should not be killing themselves over some fucking bitch.

  26. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    Her reps say she was talking with Leo about environmental and animal welfare issues. Mmmhmmm. Fortunately, I have a full transcript of their conversation and will caption it for the internet in a The Superficial exclusive (you’re welcome).

    “So, are you as concerned as I am about water shortages? I mean, this drink might not have ice cubes in the future, so…can I give you a refill?”

    “Thanks, Leo, you’re a steward of the Earth and a gentleman!”

  27. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, Katie – say, do you mind if I call you ‘Kate?’ No reason – I just like the sound of it – Kate, I’m so worried about the animals.”

    “Which animal are you ost worried about, Leo? Whisper it in my ear!”

  28. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, Katie – say, do you mind if I call you ‘Kate?’ No reason – I just like the sound of it – Kate, I’m so worried about the animals.”

    “Which animal are you most worried about, Leo? Whisper it in my ear!”

  29. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “The beaver – I can’t stop thinking about the beaver.”

  30. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    *Dance party!*

  31. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m also concerned about the shaved clam. And the cats. I once touched down on a landing strip deep in the jungle just to check on an endangered kitty. Really, I care about all of god’s magnificent creations.”

  32. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know, Leo, I tried to raise awareness of the pygmy cock. I mean, I even had one in captivity at my home, trying like mad to raise it up. And people got so upset at me when I made my views public. Can you imagine? It’s hard to be an advocate for animal welfare sometimes.”

  33. Katie Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio Cannes
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is your DJ. Heeeeeeey. Raise your hands if someone’s doing it near you. And by ‘it’ I mean ‘discussing animal welfare and environmental protection.’ Now drop it down low!”

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