Good Morning, Katie Cassidy Bikini Photos, And Other News

Johnny Depp is missing. [Lainey Gossip]

Joe Jonas is a gay drug demon? [Fishwrapper]

Calvin Harris is allergic to Taylor Swift’s cats. [Dlisted]

The Japanese are tying ribbons around their breasts now. [theCHIVE]

The Illuminati put that child porn on my computer!” [The Frisky]

Hookers endorse Hillary Clinton. This should help. [WWTDD]

Maria Osintceva is topless. [Egotastic!]

Naked Twister Mom is also into bubble-bathing. [Death and Taxes]

Marloes Horst is still hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

Jenna Dewan’s dirty yoga butt. [Popoholic]

Heather Locklear in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather]

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