Kathy Griffin performed the wedding ceremony for a New York couple on Saturday. The couple had sent Kathy a request and considering she’s completely unemployable, the comedian said yes. Kathy became an ordained minister over the Internet and flew out from Los Angeles to marry lovebirds Brian Ankstey and Elsa Shapiro, according to NY Daily News:
Griffin’s 10-minute service was peppered with blue language and X-rated jokes about the couple’s sex life.
She also made the bride recite the menu for the reception.
“What did you get for the boring vegetarians and vegans?” Griffin wanted to know. “They’re such a pain at these things.”
Ha! Reciting the menu? Now that’s comedy. Anyway, what surprised me the most is that the couple are actually fans of Kathy Griffin. Which sort of debunks a long-held theory of mine that every person alive wants her to eat a ball of anthrax. I always felt that one was the most scientific. Followed closely by my wang being a nuclear love machine from the future.
If two women could conceive a child together, she resembles what would be Reba Mcintire and Sarah Jessica Parker’s kid.
Just die #’s 1, 4, 30 and 31. Fergernaughty – Hopefully, you won’t die from too much Sam & Ella tonight…that bird clearly wasn’t properly washed…but oh, neither was Kathy Griffin’s face, so I guess you’ll be just fine. Bibo, about the eyes….that is oh, so true. If she looked at me with those…..oop….threw up in my mouth a little bit there….wait…did Kathy Griffin just marry Peter Griffin? No, i’M DRUNk and he’s still married to Lois…sorry, honest mistake, really, it’s the cartoon face…still, Lois looks way better than Kathy Griffin..and from the looks of Kathy’s face, I’m imagining she has a Li-lo-type fire-crotch from hell, I can even see the imprint…I mean, she looks like she’s got one, sounds like she’s got one and probably smells like..wow, could you see how incensed Stewie would get if Kathy Griffin were his mother?…(smiles, grins) (Hey Kath, this is all in fun, right?..don’t come lookin’ for me tonight with your little gun and that pack of razor blades and your plastic hat…please and thank you…..) Oh and…#’s 1, 4, 30 and 31, remember, just die.
She’s appears to be very genuine and down-to-earth, I wouldn’t expect to see from someone who comes from a background such as hers.It’s said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” WealthyDater . com”..She received lots of contacts.
She looks still sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. Is she single now? Just curious.
Glad to see someone has taken over for Tammy Faye in the eyelash department.
Next step…lip liner only…
i’m posting this just to comment back on some of the ignorant people writing on here. to all the people who hate on kathy griffin….get a life. she is hilarious! and i love how Renee comments about how she cakes make up and her plastic surgery.. i’d like to see what you look like Renee..i’m sure you are a real gem! appparently she isn’t such a “shitty” comedian, she has a huge fan base, and is making millions. don’t be a little jealous meanie. Get a Life.