Kathy Griffin married a thief


In an interview with Larry King, Kathy Griffin says she split from her ex-husband after finding out he’d been stealing her ATM cards while she was sleeping and withdrawing money from her bank account. She says:

“My ex-husband, without my knowledge, was sneaking into my wallet when I was asleep in the mornings and taking my ATM cards from my private accounts and withdrawing money. That money totalled $72,000.”

I don’t know what’s more shocking. The fact that Kathy Griffin didn’t notice she was missing $72,000 or the fact that Kathy Griffin actually had $72,000. I guess before she hit it big with the D-List stuff she must’ve been supplementing her income with rodeo clown work. You’d be surprised how easy it is to find work in the clown field when you look like Kath Griffin. It’s right up there with ‘fake wax figure’ and ‘model for plastic surgery gone wrong.’