Paris Hilton helped Kathy Griffin film an episode of her show My Life on the D-List last night at Kitson. The two wore matching outfits which was all well and good until Kathy decided to flash her teal panties at Paris. As of this post, FEMA officials are still on the scene and citizens are encouraged to remain indoors.
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Oh lord, get me some eye bleach!
That’s unfortunate. For all of us.
FIREFUPA
FIRE FUPA
Is Chivalry dead?
Something about misery loves company comes to mind but I really don’t know which fine person to point to first. Guess I’ll just wait to see which one dies from a horrible contagious disease. Head-start Paris?
Yes I agree with #50 and #51 Who cares about these boring people??
is it me or does kathy griffin look like andy dick dressed in drag bwahaha
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON AGAINST ME AND MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO ANGELINA ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
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FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON, GO TO ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
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TO PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE. YOU KNOW IT AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.
AND NOW YOU HAVE GOTTEN KATHY GRIFFIN INVOLVED IN YOUR HIDEOUS CRIMES. GET READY FOR YOUR JAIL CELL, PARIS HILTON.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
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PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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she should definitly not make a habit of this
now where’s my eye-gouging-out spoon?
AMERICA IS A TRUE DESPERATE COUNTRY TODAY, folks!!
Kathy Griffin is more annoying than Paris Hilton.
On this site, I’ve seen much much worse.
It’s just because it’s Kathy G. and the fact that she’s OMG SO OLD.
Kathy Griffin is funny. and she is NOT more annoying than Paris.
Paris, I know you read all of my obnoxious posts–why won’t you respond? I’m waiting outside the Arlington Hooters with my niece/wife for that threesome you promised us. So stop by and drop off the Chihuahua and I’ll pay for its cab fare home. Toodles!
Misery loves company about anything comes to mind but I really do not know what to fix first point person. I just see which one dies a horrible infectious disease will wait. Paris head start?
Paris Hilton is not amused
kathy id love to wear your pretty panties and do things with them mmmmmmmmmmmm yes
I want to hump Kathy griffin so bad!