Kathy Griffin eats it

May 1st, 2007 // 196 Comments
kathy-griffin-eats-it.jpg

Kathy Griffin completely ate it while getting out of her car in a London parking lot yesterday. And that’s about as hard as somebody can eat it without being drunk. She’s lying on the ground! I can’t even figure out how this happened. I’m looking at the picture and it looks like she thought she could get out without using her legs. Did she even try to walk? It looks like she was napping against the door and somebody just opened it.

Source

superficial

  1. Dr Dickbrain PlowShit stuck up chickenz asshole…U R #143 bitch…now eat your chicken real f’n slow…..

  2. I am always arguing with myself, perhaps I need medication? Maybe DrPlowme has some high powered jism that will knock some sense into me. Damn, I’m such a silly bitch!

  3. Plowshit..I can see by the post on #143–u acting like me…yea..QUESTION: DID YOUR DAD MAKE U LICK HIS BALLS..,AND BLOODY HEMMOROIDEZ AND STOP WRITING LIKE ME.

  4. NicotineEyePatch

    Hey Fishguy, the natives are getting restless and Kathy Griffin is probably in that same position this morning.

  5. jrzmommy♠

    No Senor, it’s not me. You see, among other things, you’re a newbie here to the Fish. A person, or persons, exploits the typekey flaw and fucks with people, like the way you were just fucked with. There are a few of us who have a gentlemen’s agreement to not engage in trolling, as it has become known around here.

    Eeeeeeaaat yoooorrrrr chiiiiiicken…..you are a demented fuck, Senor, but good to laugh at, I’ll give you that.

  6. #150 AH, THERE U R PETER..DID U AND PLOWSHIT FINISH UP WITH DIRTCHICKEN OR REGULAR CHICKEN.WHICH DID U EAT AND WHICH DID HE PLOWTHE SHIT OUTTA? ENJOY.

  7. Plowshit, I am feeling so lonely and neglected. My daddy isn’t home yet, can you cum over to play? I’ll lick your geriatric balls ever so tenderly.

  8. #152,NOT ME, BITCH, BUT BARBIDILDO CALLED, SHE HAS BRA’S YOU ORDERED AND YOUR WIGS FOR YOUR XXX MOVIE TONITE,,MAKE SURE U BRING THAT MOMMYDICKFACE AND CHICKENDIRTFACE,,WE R GOING TO FILM A CHIKEN GOING DOWN ON A FAKE MOMMIEDICKGUY WHILE DRPLOWSHIT IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF WHILE TYPING IN THIS SITE PRETENDING TO BE KRAZIHOTTKELLI,,,,WHAT A LOSER AND PERVIZ..

  9. jrzmommy♠

    Senor Kelli, with an I, has lost his mind. GOD, I hope he’s a self-mutilator!!

  10. #157 DrPlowShit==u wish I was over there licking your old gray ball..in you f’n dreams,bitch,,stop saying shit about me lickin my dad,,u r one sick motherfucker..

    mommydickhead===I am not Emo..dream on.

  11. This is what me and my sister really look like you f’n asswipes. You all wish you could be young and beautiful and morally stronger than you JERKS!

  12. Eat yourselves while I am at lunch..dickhead.

  13. #161 not real…EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME. LOOKZ LIKE!!

  14. jrzmommy♠

    well, I’ll let the troll finish driving Senor Kelli, with an I, crazy today.

  15. Now I’m off to meet my english lit. teacher for lunch bitches! Have fun while I’m gone. But not too much fun, safe that for me, ughhngh!

  16. beer

    it’s a chevy chase dive

  17. beer

    it’s a chevy chase dive

  18. Mylene

    she looks just like andy dick-and i love her for that

  19. Plastic Sturgeon

    FRIST!!!/Krazihottkelli: Why do you keep changing screen names? I think you are cool, expcept for when you do that (which I find disturbing).

    Stick to one screen name. I don’t want to start thinking you have MPD.

  20. Why do I think that this is the most glamorous, best-looking wipeout I’ve ever seen and it’s KATHY GRIFFIN?

    She looks fantastic!

  21. girlybat

    Where the hell is her “Oh shit, I’m falling!” expression? Botox much, Kathy???

  22. wedge1

    HOLY CURBJOB BATMAN!!
    If ever someone resembled Leonard Nimoy from his Star Trek TV show days, it’s Kathy in mid fall. Only with a bright orange wig.

    I want to know when the flipping video of this gets posted? Someone has to have one. When ScarJob bit the dust last week, it wasn’t nearly as cool because you couldn’t see her face. But this one …. awesome dude!

  23. janie

    OWWW.. so embarrassing. Who is she?

    #166 I love Chevy Chase

  24. pana1718

    this HO was prolly just trying yo be funny again…not working.

  25. #169 not changing screen names, but clearly u must be behind it,,some dickhead wants to eat and suck and lick their father and is using me to get off…fuckers are asking for it..maybe you’ll get it…

  26. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves

    176th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. peace out,,been along day, bitchez!!!!

  28. dovescry1999

    It looks staged…

  29. lurker

    I would buy these in poster size and framed.

  30. pendant

    I pissed my Kotex pad! These are beautiful!

  31. Ms. Handy Drawstringpants

    I’d do her. :)
    I think the lot of you are simply pricks. She’s a great flamey, angry midget, who’s grit and wit (sweet jesus, why am I rhyming?)is totally fun. I’d love to hang out with her– she’d make life fun.

  32. Dj

    It is staged… she said so herself. She did it so she could get some pictures taken for her show. Duh.

  33. Ru

    who ever posted this is stupid. i just saw her show and she did this on purpose.
    and she got you dummies talking about it so mision accomplished.

  34. D-List-Watcher

    hahaha to bad she was fakin it…she wasnt even drinkin…. lol

  35. noel

    Helloo did anyone see this happen on her reality show? She did it on purpose! haha

  36. mathew johnson

    hahaha, i just watched this happen on Bravo channel, “my life on the d-list”, the fall was totally fabricated, in fact she walked out and layed down on the ground hahaahaha

  37. me

    t-pain caught kissing last week with lil wayne

  38. Anthony

    Leave Kathy alone!
    This was a joke for her show. SHE KICKS ASS

  39. Sarah

    You’re all sheep who’ve fallen for exactly what she PLANNED!
    She saw paparazzi and fell to get publicity. That’s why she has a calm face.

    Kathy is one kick ass lady who doesn’t need a crown to be Queen of Comedy.

  40. whatever

    idiots, she’s faking it.

  41. Preston Ward

    Most of the people commenting here are obviously insipid morons who couldn’t tell the difference between Kathy Griffin and Kathy Bates if their lives depended on it.

    First of all, this was a staged event. If you don’t believe it, then watch “Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List”, episode 19, original air date: 7-17-07.

    Secondly, she’s not a Jew. She’s Irish Catholic. How many Jews do you know of with red hair and grew up going to Catholic school and being taught by nuns? Duuuuuuhhh…

    Thirdly, Kathy puts all you hate-filled bigoted simpletons to absolute shame. She’s hilarious, with more talent in each of her fingernails than you will ever have in your entire lives. And, she’s classy, smart, fantasically gorgeous, and she’s successful, and that’s what you guys with a chip on your shoulder are really afraid of — successful women who have more than you do. And her material ROCKS! The fact that she writes her own material just shows that she’s intelligent as well as hysterically funny, AND that she’s in tune with what America whants to hear in a comic.

    WE LOVE KATHY!!

    KATHY GRIFFIN: AMERICA’S #1 COMIC!!

  42. Yeah

    She faked this whole thing just to get a paparazzi photo for the free publicity, obviously it worked.

  43. kiwisoup

    Kathy Griffin does things to get into the spotlight…good publicity, bad publicity…it’s all exposure to her. Throwing herself out of a car door and onto the ground is an obvious attempt at such. If you don’t know this, then you don’t know Kathy Griffin. People take her too seriously.

  44. jamie

    It was a joke. She fell out on purpose. It was on an episode of her show where she heard Brits love scandals so she pretended to be drunk and fall out of a car.

  45. Andrew

    Rather than go through the 100+ comments to see if anyone knows the background on this picture: you do know she did this on purpose, correct? If you’ve seen this hilarious woman’s reality television show you’d know she needed one of these types of photos to make it to the tabloids – like your site. The ironic thing is she abstains from alcohol completely!

  46. Kathy seemed rather put out when her mom and Betty White bonded. Well, what would you expect? They’re from the same era and have the same saucy sense of humor. Or are sauced.

Leave A Comment