Kathy Griffin completely ate it while getting out of her car in a London parking lot yesterday. And that’s about as hard as somebody can eat it without being drunk. She’s lying on the ground! I can’t even figure out how this happened. I’m looking at the picture and it looks like she thought she could get out without using her legs. Did she even try to walk? It looks like she was napping against the door and somebody just opened it.
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OkieHeather | May 1, 2007 at 4:00 pm
that ho is always drunk. and her comedy sucks.
woodhorse | May 1, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Finally! A woman that won’t (until she sobers up) resist pOnk’s advances. Go for it!- just don’t tell us about it afterward….
ABYO | May 1, 2007 at 4:10 pm
hahaha she looks like a manequin with a fake wig
cheatedhearts | May 1, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Her hair is ORANGE! Ew
LilRach | May 1, 2007 at 4:10 pm
She looks like a manequin(?) in the second pic. No emotion – just lies there.
Yeah she’s fucked. Did she actually get up after this or what? It looks like she’s about to have a snooze.
CC Rider | May 1, 2007 at 4:13 pm
thats not drunk,,, thats PLASTERED! wonder how much you have to drink to get so wasted you fall out of a car?
Troller | May 1, 2007 at 4:14 pm
What I want to know is why were paparazzi even photographing her?
She probably had a friend snap the picture & she emailed it to SuperFish herself.
the vapid media | May 1, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Kathy Griffin is just amazingly unfunny.
anotheruselesscomment | May 1, 2007 at 4:16 pm
She may not be able to do stand-up anymore…
xXrebeccaXx | May 1, 2007 at 4:20 pm
No no no….Kathy Griffin is FUNNY! I love her stand up! But come on…there’s not a video for this! That’d be funnier than the pics!
the_stone | May 1, 2007 at 4:21 pm
I think its ALWAYS funny when someone falls. Always. It just makes me laugh. Yet, Kathy Griffin somehow manages to make even this unfunny.
combustion8 | May 1, 2007 at 4:27 pm
ugh shes the nastiest ginger of them all.
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 4:27 pm
I’ll have what she’s having.
empress,bytches | May 1, 2007 at 4:30 pm
number 9, kudos for that excellent observation….i wonder if someone told her to break a leg before her next bravo special?
kathleen170 | May 1, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Bahahahahahaha.
Spindoc | May 1, 2007 at 4:37 pm
All her plastic Surgery melted and she slipped on it.
Scubasteve | May 1, 2007 at 4:42 pm
good one number 9
woodhorse | May 1, 2007 at 4:44 pm
#9 – adequite!
beer | May 1, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Is Kathy Griffin Carrot Top after a sex change?
kelley :D | May 1, 2007 at 4:51 pm
what does NSFW mean?
xXrebeccaXx | May 1, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Not Suitable For Work
Thomas the Wrapper | May 1, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Ha. Stupid twat, that should be in her act.
BarbadoSlim | May 1, 2007 at 5:13 pm
He HE HE…..I’m gonna make this into my desktop background.
Fa Cube Itches | May 1, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Heh, she looks like Iggy Pop in the first pic.
EZ | May 1, 2007 at 5:14 pm
So that’s what happens when botox perfuses into the bloodstream …
Lowlands | May 1, 2007 at 5:17 pm
This isn’t very unusual,this is the way how those cabs in London deliver their customers.
DrDanny | May 1, 2007 at 5:30 pm
She should die a horrible death, filmed for constant replay on E! during sweeps.
Seriously, I’ve met funnier people at funerals. Their own.
NicotineEyePatch | May 1, 2007 at 5:34 pm
She is the epitome of elegance and grace, this one.
How did her feet end up under the car?
BarbadoSlim | May 1, 2007 at 5:34 pm
This covetous jew ruined her husband’s business and then had the cojones to accuse him of stealing from her bank account. Hope you burn in hell bitch…oh, wait, she’s going to hell anyway…
Conky | May 1, 2007 at 5:39 pm
She’s not even funny when she falls down.
chilifries | May 1, 2007 at 5:54 pm
She’s not drunk. She’s just had so much Botox she can’t make a facial expression even when her safety is in jeopardy.
wwworldclique | May 1, 2007 at 5:57 pm
#29- Covetous Jew? I don’t know what crack you’ve been smoking in between tricks, but Griffin is of 100% Irish descent.
Whhhhhoooppppssss!
Maskatron | May 1, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I’d love to have angry sex with her and then take her ATM card and withdraw some money, like her ex-husband did frequently.
visiblenoize | May 1, 2007 at 6:00 pm
video or BAN!
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2007 at 6:00 pm
#6 About 7, if one of them is a long island. Maybe slightly less considering how little she weighs…but I would know, it happened to me, only the vehicle was moving.
And I was driving.
Chlorine | May 1, 2007 at 6:04 pm
HAHA, UM, that’s incredible. What’s happening totally doesn’t register.
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Jon Bon Jovi : “Jordin’s 17. I couldn’t sing half that well when I was 17.”
The mind boggles.
(not that I’ve seen the show)
saltpeanuts | May 1, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Cathy Griffin needs a LifeCall/MedAlert necklace, cuz that unfunny bitch has fallen and can’t get up.
frenchie | May 1, 2007 at 6:48 pm
HAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen her do! She actually made me laugh.
strong | May 1, 2007 at 6:51 pm
The saddest thing about this is some loser paparazzi finds it worthwhile to tail Kathy Griffin. This guys must be the “Corky” of paparrazi. . . . scoring a shot of Kathy Griffin bailing like this is like scoring Gold in the Special Olympics for this guy.
Anexio | May 1, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I usually only do hot chicks like Britney Spears before KFed and Kate Bosworth,(now), but I would totally do Kathy Griffin on the mother effin pavement.
After I do her we would drink Cherry Cokes on the deck and laugh about how stupid celebrities are and then then she would blow me and then I’d kick her out and call Gisele Bundchen to get her skinny ass over to my place to blow me, just to get the Kathy’s taste out of my mouth.
Too graphic??? Sorry about that, got carried away.
GDoggie | May 1, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Looks staged.
BarbadoSlim | May 1, 2007 at 7:00 pm
@32…first of all, blow me. Second if anything this piece of trash has gone out of her way to not draw attention to her obvious, covetous, origins. Second of all it doesn’t matter what you say, and what you think, I’m not changing my statement. Stick THAT up your shithole, douchebag.
daηielle™↵ | May 1, 2007 at 7:04 pm
I’m guessing she mistook the markings on the ground for Twister™
“Left hand gray! Whole body cement!”
chicagogirl | May 1, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Im listening to #43 and sticking it UP my shithole
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 7:10 pm
#43 got a web cam ?
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 7:12 pm
oops #45
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 7:12 pm
lost the calculater
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 7:16 pm
calculator* whatever.
The world is going to shit – so you can at least forgive a few spelling mistakes/typos
onefemalecanuck | May 1, 2007 at 7:28 pm
That’s so weird. She’s botoxed her face so much that she can’t actually *react* to such a weird fall…
She looks like Carrot Top a little, too. I don’t know if that’s sad or funny.
Thanks for posting these.
canuck