Kathy Griffin eats it

May 1st, 2007 // 196 Comments

Kathy Griffin completely ate it while getting out of her car in a London parking lot yesterday. And that’s about as hard as somebody can eat it without being drunk. She’s lying on the ground! I can’t even figure out how this happened. I’m looking at the picture and it looks like she thought she could get out without using her legs. Did she even try to walk? It looks like she was napping against the door and somebody just opened it.



  1. OkieHeather

    that ho is always drunk. and her comedy sucks.

  2. woodhorse

    Finally! A woman that won’t (until she sobers up) resist pOnk’s advances. Go for it!- just don’t tell us about it afterward….

  3. ABYO

    hahaha she looks like a manequin with a fake wig

  4. cheatedhearts

    Her hair is ORANGE! Ew

  5. LilRach

    She looks like a manequin(?) in the second pic. No emotion – just lies there.

    Yeah she’s fucked. Did she actually get up after this or what? It looks like she’s about to have a snooze.

  6. CC Rider

    thats not drunk,,, thats PLASTERED! wonder how much you have to drink to get so wasted you fall out of a car?

  7. Troller

    What I want to know is why were paparazzi even photographing her?

    She probably had a friend snap the picture & she emailed it to SuperFish herself.

  8. Kathy Griffin is just amazingly unfunny.

  9. anotheruselesscomment

    She may not be able to do stand-up anymore…

  10. xXrebeccaXx

    No no no….Kathy Griffin is FUNNY! I love her stand up! But come on…there’s not a video for this! That’d be funnier than the pics!

  11. the_stone

    I think its ALWAYS funny when someone falls. Always. It just makes me laugh. Yet, Kathy Griffin somehow manages to make even this unfunny.

  12. combustion8

    ugh shes the nastiest ginger of them all.

  13. Binky

    I’ll have what she’s having.

  14. empress,bytches

    number 9, kudos for that excellent observation….i wonder if someone told her to break a leg before her next bravo special?

  15. kathleen170


  16. All her plastic Surgery melted and she slipped on it.

  17. Scubasteve

    good one number 9

  18. woodhorse

    #9 – adequite!

  19. beer

    Is Kathy Griffin Carrot Top after a sex change?

  20. what does NSFW mean?

  21. xXrebeccaXx

    Not Suitable For Work

  22. Thomas the Wrapper

    Ha. Stupid twat, that should be in her act.

  23. BarbadoSlim

    He HE HE…..I’m gonna make this into my desktop background.

  24. Fa Cube Itches

    Heh, she looks like Iggy Pop in the first pic.

  25. EZ

    So that’s what happens when botox perfuses into the bloodstream …

  26. Lowlands

    This isn’t very unusual,this is the way how those cabs in London deliver their customers.

  27. DrDanny

    She should die a horrible death, filmed for constant replay on E! during sweeps.
    Seriously, I’ve met funnier people at funerals. Their own.

  28. NicotineEyePatch

    She is the epitome of elegance and grace, this one.
    How did her feet end up under the car?

  29. BarbadoSlim

    This covetous jew ruined her husband’s business and then had the cojones to accuse him of stealing from her bank account. Hope you burn in hell bitch…oh, wait, she’s going to hell anyway…

  30. Conky

    She’s not even funny when she falls down.

  31. chilifries

    She’s not drunk. She’s just had so much Botox she can’t make a facial expression even when her safety is in jeopardy.

  32. #29- Covetous Jew? I don’t know what crack you’ve been smoking in between tricks, but Griffin is of 100% Irish descent.


  33. Maskatron

    I’d love to have angry sex with her and then take her ATM card and withdraw some money, like her ex-husband did frequently.

  34. visiblenoize

    video or BAN!

  35. #6 About 7, if one of them is a long island. Maybe slightly less considering how little she weighs…but I would know, it happened to me, only the vehicle was moving.
    And I was driving.

  36. HAHA, UM, that’s incredible. What’s happening totally doesn’t register.

  37. Jon Bon Jovi : “Jordin’s 17. I couldn’t sing half that well when I was 17.”
    The mind boggles.
    (not that I’ve seen the show)

  38. saltpeanuts

    Cathy Griffin needs a LifeCall/MedAlert necklace, cuz that unfunny bitch has fallen and can’t get up.

  39. frenchie

    HAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen her do! She actually made me laugh.

  40. strong

    The saddest thing about this is some loser paparazzi finds it worthwhile to tail Kathy Griffin. This guys must be the “Corky” of paparrazi. . . . scoring a shot of Kathy Griffin bailing like this is like scoring Gold in the Special Olympics for this guy.

  41. Anexio

    I usually only do hot chicks like Britney Spears before KFed and Kate Bosworth,(now), but I would totally do Kathy Griffin on the mother effin pavement.

    After I do her we would drink Cherry Cokes on the deck and laugh about how stupid celebrities are and then then she would blow me and then I’d kick her out and call Gisele Bundchen to get her skinny ass over to my place to blow me, just to get the Kathy’s taste out of my mouth.

    Too graphic??? Sorry about that, got carried away.

  42. GDoggie

    Looks staged.

  43. BarbadoSlim

    @32…first of all, blow me. Second if anything this piece of trash has gone out of her way to not draw attention to her obvious, covetous, origins. Second of all it doesn’t matter what you say, and what you think, I’m not changing my statement. Stick THAT up your shithole, douchebag.

  44. daηielle™↵

    I’m guessing she mistook the markings on the ground for Twister™

    “Left hand gray! Whole body cement!”

  45. chicagogirl

    Im listening to #43 and sticking it UP my shithole

  46. Binky

    #43 got a web cam ?

  47. Binky

    oops #45

  48. Binky

    lost the calculater

  49. Binky

    calculator* whatever.
    The world is going to shit – so you can at least forgive a few spelling mistakes/typos

  50. That’s so weird. She’s botoxed her face so much that she can’t actually *react* to such a weird fall…

    She looks like Carrot Top a little, too. I don’t know if that’s sad or funny.

    Thanks for posting these.

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