Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin and other news

-Dannielynn Birkhead is freaking THREE already. It seems like only yesterday she literally fell out of Anna Nicole Smith. [OK! Magazine]

- Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. [Lainey Gossip]

- Penelope Cruz is either not pregnant anymore or wants her unborn child to have the mental wherewithal of Britney Spears. [Just Jared]

- Mickey Rourke is banging a model 30 years younger than him. God bless America. [PopEater]

- Felicity Huffman was mistaken for Madonna. So somebody found Felicity’s corpse? I’m confused. [Celebslam]

- Sarah Jessica Parker dressing like she’s in the 80s < Sarah Jessica Parker when it actually was the 80s. Robert Downey, Jr. knows what's up. (Or not because coke is delicious.) [The Blemish]

- Jessica Szohr should be the poster child to help find a cure for butterface. Seriously, amazing body, and then my dad’s face after it fell asleep in a tanning bed. [Socialite Life]