Kathy Griffin & Adnan? Ashton Kutcher, please die now

Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib were spotted together yesterday shopping at Victoria’s Secret. This is so obviously the doings of Ashton Kutcher. How can I tell? Oh, I dunno, maybe because IT’S KATHY GRIFFIN! Jesus, who would believe this? If Ashton really wanted to sell this relationship, he should’ve gone with something more believable than lingerie shopping. Like Adnan pushing Kathy into traffic while screaming “Run, penis, run! Save yourself!” Now that’s realism.

Thanks to Gilles who’s mercilessly awesome enough to never have a douche-beard.

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