Kathy Ireland in a Bikini Was a Bad Idea

June 7th, 2011 // 122 Comments

A long time ago, in what feels like a galaxy far, far away, Kathy Ireland used to be one of the hottest Sports Illustrated models in America during a strange and magical time when my penis was becoming more than just an alien my G.I. Joes fought in the tub. And sometimes at recess. Jump 20 years to today, and here’s Kathy in Hawaii getting ready to give water birth which is, really, the only possible explanation for what’s happening in these photos. Now, some might say, she’s simply your typical 48-year-old mom playing with her kids to which I say, “Oh, what, just ’cause she’s a woman she has to be a mom? That’s sexist. And, yes, I know what I said about water birth. Don’t tell me what I said, I tell you what you said for breakfast.” (Captain of the Debate Team.)

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News


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    Lauren Homs
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    this woman looks amazing at 48 you pompous ass

  2. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    Does she have a belly? Yes. but darn it, if she’s happy wearing that bikini, can’t we just let her enjoy herself at the beach? What if we just stopped criticizing women – maybe there would be less cutting, anxiety, anorexia…

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    De Vo 69
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    I would tear that ass up she is still hot aside from her stomach everything else is bangin ! I hope my women looks like that at 48!

  4. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    48?! She is hot for any age but for 48 she’s smoking. You are so wrong.

  5. Mike

    Is she really 48. She looks it.

  6. Jimbo

    Wish I had seen her in person.
    She looks fantastic even for a 20 year old.
    That’s just the belly shape of a woman, it’s tight, and it turns me on.
    As the saying goes “bones is for dogs, a man likes meat”.
    Skeleton women turn me off.
    But then again, I am missing the gay gene.

  7. Roksi

    Consider they are nearly the same age: I would do her over Madonna.

    At least she won’t haunt me in my dreams.

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    shan danger
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    how did they manage to attach kathy ireland’s head to ke$ha’s body? whew, science!

  9. She looks fine and lets face it she’s a mommy!Goodness sakes people why do “we” meaning women, have to look like a stick figure to be considered pretty.? Everywhere I look anymore women are so small and never eat a thing they are always carring a bottle of water. Live a little at least. So tired ot the haters of real women,moms!

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  11. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    i don’t think she looks bad at all. better than 99.8% of what you see these days. so what is she isn’t a skeleton.

  12. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    One good fart and that ab bloating would be history.

  13. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    I think she looks good – not bad for 48 – she is real.

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    Ish Kabibble
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    She looks very hot for a Wal-Mart greeter or a street person.

  15. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    I remember her back in the eightes.There was no woman that came close to her in the hot department,and just brain boiling cute too! I dont think time has hurt her to bad at all. Hell Id still fuck her, and flowers and a movie too!

  16. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    I am glad to see the majority of these posts are from real worldly people. Calling her wearing a bikini a “bad idea” makes you see how narrow-sighted are people on this site, accustomed to only slim plastic bodies. Shame on anyone not having perfect measurements, huh? So, just like almost all of the posters in here, I’d date her any time… and so much more.

  17. BeeTee

    Still Milferriffic!!!!

  18. As a child of the 80′s, you have no idea how depressing this is for me. I mean, I would still hit it, but it would just be out of principal.

  19. right

    this sexy woman is enjoying a vacation with her family. Step off her.

  20. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    Yeh, comentlady iz right. People should be allowed to age gracefully without criticism. I think some of us have developed an unrealistic expectation of what people are supposed to look like when they hit middle age. She looks fine to me.

  21. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    ooh yeah she does look a mess doesn’t she.

    just one more reason why women shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.

  22. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    Is she angling for a Jenny Craig endorsement or just preggers?

  23. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    Shut up. Seriously? She looks beautiful. If you think Kathy Ireland looks bad in a bikini, I suggest you never go to a public beach anywhere in the United States.

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    DeviDog USMC
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    Daddy LiKey!

  25. Kathy Ireland Bikini
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    Kathy was a beauty when she was on the cover of SI, and still is. I see nothing wrong with this picture. She is and still is a beautiful person inside and out.

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