Because I also support the troops, I was avoiding posting these pics of Kathy Griffin until enough of you America-haters wrote in, making us less safe for it. So here she is wearing a bikini at The USO presents “Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops” which I can only assume was an effort to cool down the audience after exposing them to Katy Perry in this and this. Think having your mom call and detail the night you were conceived right after you just got a lap dance. Psychologically damaging? Yes. But does someone avoid getting Roethlisberger’d? Fair enough.
Photos: Getty
good god. I hope all those bullets went off in her dressing room causing the police to think it was a terrorist and allowing them to unload all the clips through the dressing room door, putting us out of her misery.
Oh I know, wait, yes I do – I’d hit it … several times, HARD with a baseball bat!!!
That is just effing wrong!
Gadzooks!
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Admittedly the ass is fairly flat and showing some sag, I think overall she looks good for 50.
…and considering she’s Kathy Griffin.
Doesn’t she look better in a bikini than Jen Anniston and Chelsea Handler ?
No
but usually a girl or a woman don’t think that “you look good for your age” sounds as a compliment,so… I don’t know why she did this.What a puzzle :)
She looks better in a bikini than Chelsea Handler.
But Griffin’s voice is still so annoying, and she’s not really funny. Just f*cking annoying as hell.
Correct. It’s not quite as horrifying as I would have expected.
The Ass is really SLOPPY!
She had no right to be dressed like that at 50! Imagine what she will do at 70. Go topless?
EEEEWWWWWWW!
not as scurry as bristol palins dwts pics
I’d rather see Bristol Palin in a string bikini than Peter Griffin’s less talented cousin in a one piece swimsuit.
I hope I look that good when I’m 63.
Let me save you the surprise.
YOU WONT! Infact you will be WRINKLY and SLOPPY like Kathy’s Ass!
Damn bulimia does her good!
The bulimia is really doing wonders for her! Now if only she could do something about that face…
Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell
so what, she looks good in a bikini…its not like she’s some fat tub-a-lard with a muffin top hanging to her knees.
I am really getting tired of having to clean the vomit off my keyboard. There should be some kind of warning above the pictures Like Stop here if you have a weak stomic.
I don’t think pretending to fake vomit is as cool as you think it is.
if you pretend to fake vomit, that means you really vomitted.
Double negatives aside, the fact still remains it is spelled stomach. Much like riding in the back of a pick up truck, it’s hard to look witty when you are wielding a command of the written language on par with that of a 3rd grader.
Heyooo!
Don’t worry mike, there are sites for guys like you who don’t like to look at women in bikinis. They’re called GAY PORN SITES.
AmIrightoramIright guys!…*raises hand for a high five and quickly puts it down when left hanging*
FYI, she looks very good for her age.
She looks good for being Ke$ha’s mom.
Daphne Aguilera looked better before the operation.
YEs Daphne I know what you talk about :D :D :D
Awesome andy dick reference
Kathy Griffin is vapid, but somehow … I am curious what it would be like … even with her voice … hmmmmmmmmm …
HEY, don’t JUDGE … some of you have sick twisted fantasies about women who are normally not considered attractive in the least!!!! Martha Stewart, Barbara Walters, Wilma Flintstone, Barbara Bush ….
Oh and by the way I’d do Griffin before Kesha … Wayyyyyyyyy before Kesha … Hell I’d do Oprah before Kesha …
She’s getting there. If we can somehow talk her into another, say, eighty pounds, I think she’ll be just where we need her.
She looks pretty darn good for 50 years old (all plastic surgery aside)!
She’s single right? Cause that guy kissing her is not. Check his ring.
good catch!
What a waste of a hall pass…
WTF is with old chicks trying to show they’re still attractive by proving they aren’t?
Please…. Post your bikini picture!!! I’d love to rate it.
She did this because she looks better than she ever has. So she’s 50. I am 50 and in my prime, better than I ever have been. Even without going under the knife!
Are people just like this all day long? So much negativity……..
Credit where credit is due…….she’s done the absolute best she can. She starves, she exercises, she’s had some work.
But you just can’t get the youthful skin tone back ever, ever, ever. Gravity always wins.
“Some” work? She’s been redone from head to toe. And still looks like a chipmunk’s asshole after a night of binging on Mexican food.
sadly enough – KG at 50 looks a million times better than that DOG Kesha, or Britney, or Christina Aguelira, the list goes on…
It’s true.
From the neck down, maybe. Neck up (aaand up), she looks like she modeled for the original bobble-head doll. Heinous.
Although, you may still be right!
No she doesn’t, atleast no that Sloppy ASS!
What’s a 50-year-old doing dancing in a bikini for the USO?
Does she care that “the troops” are 18 to 30 years old?
Does the audience even know who she is??
Yeah, this is like having your mom put on a bikini and dance at your bachelor party for you and your friends.
damn you mom…
Excuse me while I file this under ‘Accounts Receivable’ for my accountant…
A scene from the George Clooney sequel, “The Men Who Would Make Love to Old Goats”
This is just never necessary. My eyes may never recover.
MY eyes are refusing to open again, after that sloppy ASS photo!
THIS. IS. NOT. WHAT. I. COME. TO. THIS. SITE. FOR. GODDAMIT.
Chop off the head and you’ve got a decent 60 year old…
Nanna?
Heya soldier – nice wedding ring.
the face is beyond rescue, but that’s one nice flat stomach she’s got.
Aw this special moment is really highlighted by his wedding ring.
If I were his wife I dunno what I’d be more pissed off at: the fact that he’s kissing another woman, or the fact that he’s kissing something as ugly as kathy griffin.
Sorry? Why? I’m a 50-year-old guy, and I think she looks smokin’. Especially compared to most women in their 50′s. Keep the MILF/Cougar pics coming, guys, they make my work day!
because you’re old and shriveled up.
When you’re my age, you will thank God if you like women their 50s. Because if you don’t you will be combing your hair over your bald spot and chasing grossed-out 20-somethings in your red sports car. A sad fate awaits you I have avoided. I’m a MILF-magnate, it’s great being middle aged!
wb got COMPLETELY owned.
Come on. Don’t be so harsh. You can’t even see his penis.
I’d still bang her
Andy Dick is everywhere these days.
She’s 50 – human age. She looks fine, particularly for 50. Go to any Western beach and you’ll find that Griffin looks better than most, ages 20-50.
Find me anywhere, tons of 50 year olds who look better in a bikini. Go on, I’ll wait.
I’ll be waiting a long time.
Grow up people. Oh,and anyone can wear anything they want, whenever they want – so I don’t want to hear any twaddle about dressing your age and blah, blah.
That’s the hottest drag queen I’ve ever seen.
Dude, I would KILL to look like her when I’m 50, or whatever. Except for the whole face thing.
I’d fuck her. But only in the ass
Me too. But only with my toilet brush.
surprisingly doable.
Butter face.
She does have a nice body, but she has a coyote ugly personality.
Coyote ugly personality. Can’t stand this skank.
Remember that scene in Men In Black where the country bumpkin is talking about something wearing her husband as an “Egger (Edgar) suit”??
Yeah, this is just like that, except ginger.
Christ! I’m not pre-approved for finger hut credit! What the fuck is a finger hut anyway? Sounds gross. Which brings me back to Griffin’s body. You know, kind of gross, like a hut made out of fingers. Or full of fingers. Or fingers made out of huts? Which ever you prefer.
i hope my body is that good when I’m 50
props to her for not letting it all hit the floor
Yes only some of it…
As part vulture, her sustenance is carrion – easy to stay lean when that’s all you can eat
At least it’s better than Ke$ha.
Treason!!
At least she had the decency to trim her muff.
If you were trully sorry, you wouldn’t have posted it hahahaha.
This….is…. AWESOME.
I like her, she makes me laugh and the shit she says about the people we say shit about is freaking funny AND she gets to meet them and be like SHIT! you heard about that huh? LOL
Go on Kathy! Do you’re thing! Well……. stop doing this… it was funny this once, ONCE. I’ll give you one.
:)
Disregard all of Mary Jane’s post, except “stop doing this”