Here’s Kathy Griffin continuing her bikini assault on Hawaii which is convenient because just this morning I was trying to remember the last time my penis rocketed back into my pelvis like a frightened turtle on speed. Which would be now, and don’t worry, it eventually comes out after I lay a piece of lettuce in front of the opening. Appreciate the concern.
Photos: Splash News
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SEA MONSTER
Unkempt patch of fiery hair on top – check.
Rash of white spots against reddened backdrop – check.
Mangled freckly skin hanging loosely in the wind – check.
Yup, it’s Lindsay Lohan’s vagina.
Oh hell that’s funnier than the Borg Queen comment.
“Yup, it’s Lindsay Lohan’s vagina.”
antoine, that’s mean. How COULD you humiliate Lohan’s vag by comparing it with that…..that…..that ginger piece of fecal coliform.
When Jabba the Hut meets Nutrisystem.
I thought the nosferatu would burst into flames in the sun?
Holy stomach flap, Batman!
She’s 50 years old. I’d be f*cking stoked to look like that at her age. What’s with all the hate?
No hate. Just bad jokes.
Oh and I meant to say “Release the Kraken!!!!”
Skeletor I knew you groove and shake it so damn good
and when you come on through my hood
I’ll give you a face full of wood
I see the Palin hex is working fine . She’s returning to nature . Buh bye
Since when does Mr. Book from Dark City wear a bikini?
“Good evening boys and ghouls! Tonight’s tale is a another nasty little terror tale from my crawly collection… and this one’s got a message, too. It’s a story about greed, death and a girl, who learned that beauty… is Only Sin Deep! A ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
LOL!
I really hope she doesn’t try to take a greyhound bus anywhere, because Corpses are not an acceptable for of baggage.
I think I see a human face on the surface! Oh, sorry its just an area of flat-topped mesa-like features.
I think I see a face on the surface! Oh, sorry, that’s just an area of flat-topped mesa-like features.
Dude, I’d show her a good time…. maybe I’m just hard up. LOL
Her and those little ass nipples! Usually I’m more of a knobby nipple kind of guy, but I would seriously give her a whirl!!
She’s a ginger, she needs some soul!! :-)
That face + That body = The reanimated skeletal zombie remains of Michael Jackson
Stumbled across this site by accident.
You are clearly a mental midget and not very funny.
I’ll bet you and 90% of your readers, all 25 of them, weigh over 250lbs.
Won’t be back again.
You must have confused the people on this site with folks who give a shit.
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Hey Blech, that last post must have been written by Kathy Griffin posing as a dude named “Jeff”.
Nice try Kathy, you’re still gross looking.
I like the healthy-looking one in the background.
Fish, I just ate–
Too late.
Ahh, looks like karma is FINALLY being a real bitch to this woman.
So this is the skanky, albino rat looking bint who’s attacking Sarah Palin’s daughters? Really? That? *gak*
She needs to keep walking into the sea and put us out of our misery, cuz she gives new meaning to the term fugly.
Ben, you’re always running here and there
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don’t like what you find
There’s one thing you should know
You’ve got a place to go
(you’ve got a place to go)
Ew Gross!
What is wrong with you people? She looks great in this bikini and at her age, that’s really hard to do? She may not look like a swimsuit model, but why should she? I bet she looks better in bathing suits than at least half of you.
There are some cruel people here. I’m sure all of you here look like Heidi Klum or Mark Ruffalo, don’t you. Bunch of cows….I guess the author of this article did not want to sign his name since he has such a little dick
Mark Ruffalo? Are you being serious?
Stumbled upon this website by accident…this is a piece of crap site looked at by a bunch of angry people…The name of the site is perfect..because most of you here are all superficial cows. Take a look in the mirror people..
Gee, thanks! I’m actually blushing in front of my computer screen!
You “stumbled” here ? Why were you bottom fishing ?
Nice try “Kramer” or should I say KATHY GRIFFIN. Quit trolling.
What the HELL are those red marks on her back???? ACNE? *gags*
I’m glad you posted these. I needed a reason to get back to work.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH……the creature…….KILL IT….KILL IT…..It will eat your young!!!!!!
Aliens.
Ewww, wtf is on her back.
If you want to know what sex with Kathy Griffin is like, just hump a sack of potatoes.
You people are all a bunch of shallow idiots! Kathy Griffin is 50 years old!! Not many 50-year-old women look good in a bikini, but Kathy rocks it! What, are you jealous, ladies? What, are you guys intimidated? Kathy’s not the only one who is thinking, “Suck it!”
Jabba the Hut meet Kathy Griffin.
UNLEASH THE KRACKEN!!!
Don’t be alarmed Kathy but RUN! The small life-sucking creature emerging from the ocean behind you is coming up to finish the job.
pretty hot for an old ginger .