Kathy Griffin’s in a Bikini Again

April 11th, 2011 // 120 Comments

Here’s Kathy Griffin continuing her bikini assault on Hawaii which is convenient because just this morning I was trying to remember the last time my penis rocketed back into my pelvis like a frightened turtle on speed. Which would be now, and don’t worry, it eventually comes out after I lay a piece of lettuce in front of the opening. Appreciate the concern.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Apparently some people in Auschwitz were fed. This one has a muffintop

    • tank

      For christ sake leave granny alone! Its not like SHE took the pics and posted them. I dont want to see them either. The superficial should do better. Must be a slow day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. DogBoy

    Gollum can swim? who knew?

  3. John


  4. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    Dammit! How am I supposed to tee-off with all that camera clicking?

  5. November 4, 1960: the inspiration for a Springsteen song and a Manfred Mann cover was born

  6. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    MY EYES!!!!

  7. OnTheRealThough

    **Thanks God skin is brown**

    And I just vomited the marble cake I had for breakfast.

    • Jovy

      What a stupid thing to say. This woman is just disgusting, period. If her skin were tan she’d still be gross so shove it. And who the hell eats cake for breakfast? Fatass.

  8. I wonder what she keeps in her pouch.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Can someone tell me how anyone recognized Exhibit A, above, as Kathy Griffin?

    Unless she called the paps on herself. Which is the equivalent of eating a happy meal from Taco Bell and then hooking up a toilet-cam.

  10. KMA

    Always wondered what the grim reaper might look like with flesh. Unfortunately, I now know.

  11. jojo

    Kathy is the Andy Dick of the female race.

  12. DeucePickle

    Good thing she’s funn…uh, loved by mill…no, uh has awesome boo….no, uh….

  13. Jason

    In her defense, she is hotter than LeAnn Rimes.

  14. Elle

    Walking proof that millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery doesn’t help.

    • Deacon Jones

      Millions? hm.

    • Truth Hurts

      THANK YOU! About 4 yrs ago (on an E! expose`) I heard that Kathy Griffin had spent $30,000 in cosmetic surgery , on her face alone. I was like “On what!? She still looks looks like sh**t !”. Now she’s up to $1mil in surgeries!? WTF!?!? Aint no way in hell anyone should look like she did 4 yrs ago and DAMN sure shouldn’t be looking like she does NOW, $1,000,000 later. Damn…..

      When will you WHITE WOMEN/MEN learn that the sun isn’t your friend!? You all age horribly enough, so why keep basking in the sun without sunscreen or PERIOD!? Kathy Griffin has sun damage ALL over her pasty pale ginger body. You can clearly see that she has a severe case of sun damage on her back, it looks border line SKIN CANCER’ish. This chick is only 47 but looks 80!! My mother is older and looks 40 yrs younger than her! Kathy doesn’t give a sh**t, she keeps upstaging the media with her half naked CRYPT KEEPER face & body to give folks something to talk about, but dammit this isn’t funny! It’s gross! *sarcastic chuckle* Hey Kathy: Just because your slender or “not fat” doesn’t make you an automatic 10 ! Man this b**tch is disgusting, she seriously looks like a CADAVER !! The only clothing accessories she should be wearing is a toe tag!

  15. Now I know what a bloody albino turd looks like.

  16. Did she arrive in a cube shaped spaceship and declare “Resistance is Futile”? I know a fucking Borg queen when I see one…

  17. wb

    That’s one of the best looking 70 year old women I’ve ever seen.

  18. the captain

    ………..PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Admit it, at some point in your childhood you thought to yourself: what would Max Headroom look like with a pair of tits and a dye job? Well now you know, and the UN considers it a crime against humanity.

  20. Cock Dr

    Further proof gingers should never swim under direct sunshine.
    Bad for the ginger; bad for the eyes of those who happen to glance at the ginger.
    Look away and let the old lady paddle in peace.

  21. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she has a good dermatologist on speed dial.

  22. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Please make the pain go away…I’ve never before wanted to be blind.

  23. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Uncle Rodney
    Commented on this photo:

    The little girl in the background is clearly wrestling against the “Don’t point and laugh at people” rule laid down by her mother. Either that, or she’s dealing with sudden fat loss as Nature tries to achieve some sort of balance here.

  24. I thought vampires were supposed to burst into flames in the sun.

  25. MLVC

    looks like someone deflated that assbag Carrot Top

  26. Scott

    Dude, Seriously …enough, stop… please… dear God

  27. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought the holocaust was over

  28. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    What is it?

  29. Eye Doctor

    Frog bitch sees her lunch swimin around and is ready to pounce….

  30. Dingle B.

    What makes an old woman dress like a young woman? Does fame and fortune arrest mental development? This hag needs to dress like a 50 something crone and not a young, nubile piece of ass.

  31. I told you vampires don’t sparkle!

  32. JedClampett

    I rubbbed one out to this just to prove I could…

  33. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, was I just rickrolled?

  34. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Not Awesome
    Commented on this photo:

    Behold, the Kraken!

  35. Mike Hunt

    Is this the douche that was hating on the Palins? Should spend more time on herself !!!!!!!!!

  36. DS

    Borg Queen.

  37. UnholyKrep

    So Gollum has a sister….who knew?

  38. MisterSuccint

    If you drink ultra-low-calorie beer, you get a tiny little beer gut.

  39. George

    Oww my eyes!

  40. Jennifer

    Hey she looks better than most of you slobs, myself included, especially for her age. If I spent as much $ as she has on plastic surgery you can be damn sure I would be showing it off regardless of whether anyone wants to see it! She is at the beach, what should she wear, It’s not like she is prancing down the red carpet like that. BTW-She is one funny biotch and I love her!

    • Jovy

      Sweetheart, I’m 21 years old. I look pretty damned good right now and I’m pretty sure that even when I am her age I’ll look 10x better simply due to the fact that I’m not an insufferable bitch. In fact most of the people that comment here, excluding you, probably do look a million times better than Troll Griffin. Just sayin.

    • Johnny Cage

      Please…The only thing that looks worse than Kathy Griffin is one of the gorgon creatures from Clash of the Titans. And even Medusa was kind of fapable.

    • Artofwar

      … Jennifer, girl, Ummm— You rank beneath Kathy Griffin??? Seriously???—-dear GOD!!!

  41. Tell the Deadlest Catch guy to throw it back.

  42. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nooooooo! I’m melting! Melting! Melting!….”

  43. BklynGibbs

    RELEASE THE KRAKehhhhh……….. who are we kidding, there’s absolutely nothing funny about this. On the positive side, your incessant Griffin posts have made me immune to the taste of my own puke.

  44. rickh

    Pass the eye bleach.

  45. Inmate 12236969

    Now this toothpick Borg bitch had the nerve to talk about Bristol Palin?

  46. I was wondering what Eric Stolz was up to after they canceled Caprica.

  47. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT is the problem here??? She’s in incredible shape! She’s too pale? If she was African and I said Jesus Christ lock the slaves back up, somehow they got out and put on far too little clothing; pretty sure I’d get called a racist. What difference does it make if she’s pale. Get over it.

  48. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If her and carrot top had a kid, I wonder if it would look like the giant carrot man in the vegitable rebbellion episode of lost in space?

  49. sammi

    You people are superficial jerks.

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