Katherine Heigl was spotted at her home yesterday getting ready to relax in her pool. Apparently she’s not done wearing a bikini, and God bless her, may just wear one all summer. In the meantime, why is she hiding in fear in her own house from the paparazzi? I don’t know about you, but if the paps were in my abode trying to snap a pic I’d come at them with something they’d never suspect: the whole fruit basket. I mean, these guys obviously braved the landmines, moat and T-Rex* to get a shot of your’s truly, so they deserve a glimpse of something awesome and possibly diamond-crusted. Wink.
*I have many valuables. (Read: Comic books and Swedish fish.)
Photos: Flynet
Ted Mosby | June 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm
She’s got good boobs.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 24, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Her tits seem real…
Vas Deferens | June 24, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Sweet fucking rack!
Lola | June 24, 2008 at 3:15 pm
In pic # 4, she’s describing her hairy hubby’s penis…. It all comes DOWN…. HA
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
shee shood go fer a run and clearh hwer lunggs and titen herr dumpppy ahsh.
havoc | June 24, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Not bad. Not bad at all
Who is she?
.
Trover | June 24, 2008 at 3:18 pm
They are real.
Ugly bikini though. But at least her abs and chest look good in it. No saggy butt shots either.
Man, this chick must be banking on her summer vacation. Bet she calls the Paps every day to tell them when and where to get the good shots. Must be nice to get paid just to show up in a bikini.
snarkymalarky | June 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm
That would sooo piss me off if I were famous & had paps taking pics of me at home in my yard. I get irritated enough just having neighbors to the left, right, and across…too fricken close. But at least they’re not hiding up in some tree trying to get pics of me (…I think). I like my privacy. I guess thats the irony of fame; all that money but seriously no privacy or peace unless you stay tucked inside.
Pamela Anderson | June 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Who is this woman and why is she wearing tube socks with gerbils inside tied around her chest?
dude_on | June 24, 2008 at 3:27 pm
A ‘thank you” is in order… no money shot but we’re on the right track here.
Nice inny. Kat has every right to wear a bikini every day for the rest of her life, or at least until she turns 40ish. I would suggest she start work on her cartwheels now.
Karma | June 24, 2008 at 3:29 pm
That tube style bikini is doing her no favours, but she does look good despite it – great shape and well proportioned.
Que | June 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Que good!
TOOL | June 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I’ll bet she is listening to Hiedi Montags HOT new single!
We love designer
oh la la la
Mike | June 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Bet she snowballs. Which is a good thing.
Gadolf Titler | June 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Wunderbar! I would eat her scheiss!
FRIST!!! | June 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Consists solely of UGLY bikinis. Hey Katherine, come over, you can borrow one of mine!!
delores claymore | June 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Bikini? Check. Posture corrected? Check. Still annoying? Check Check Check.
http://www.VoteRobot.org | June 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm
That Katherine Heigl is one hot piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
stephanie | June 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm
where’s her wedding ring????
Hary Peniz | June 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Her chest would look much better if I dropped a Cleavland Steamer on it.
Jimbo | June 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm
What’s up FRIST?
combustion8 | June 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I’d rather see her in My Father the Hero… again.
OttoMate | June 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I’d hit that twice
Grunion | June 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Wow this turned me on as much as the other 50 Hiegl bikini posts. Which is to say not at all.
ph7 | June 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Box shaped body.
She looks like SpongeBob, with nice cans.
Harry Ballzack | June 24, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Yeah and from the looks of the next to last picture, she spotted the paparazzi too.
But hey .. nobody said she was going to be “obscure” if she went into acting. It was HER choice to be a celebrity/actress (and I use the term loosely)
She’s the one who wanted fame and fortune and an celebrity lifestyle.
Well there ya go sweety. Hope you enjoy your success and about the paparazzi …… They go with the territory so webtards can unscrupulously comment on celebritards on sites like Superfi.
Deacon Jones | June 24, 2008 at 5:35 pm
FISH,
Get to work on the new pics that just hit the net of Rod Stewart breast feeding from his wife on a yacht. I can’t make this stuff up
sportsdvl | June 24, 2008 at 5:55 pm
#20 – haha. Classic. Plus, I bet she’d love a Cleveland Steamer! But, only if it was followed by a Dirty Sanchez!
I liked Heigl until she got all snotty after “Knocked Up” and then said she hated the message from that movie and all that crap. Bet she didn’t hate cashing that big ass check they gave her!
Chauncey Gardner | June 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
She’s just another self-important Hollywood twat who needs a serious spanking from Life.
Chauncey Gardner | June 24, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Also, she’s got the same beady pig-eyes that the man-voiced redheaded bitch from That 70s Show has.
Jimbo | June 24, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@28 Sportsdvi, Be carefull of #20. There is only one person around here that talks about Cleavland Steamers and she it pretty scarry.
@20 How is your brother steamer girl??
mamadough | June 24, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“what i REALLY want is a hideous bikini meant for a 12 year old girl. i really want it to pull my tits down about 3 inches, flatten them out, and make them as saggy as fucking possible. oh, i got that going on? awesome.”
titty | June 24, 2008 at 7:02 pm
LMAO at the Spongebob comment.. so true..
mamadough | June 24, 2008 at 7:12 pm
i’ve seen better tits on an orangutan.
the_dudeski | June 24, 2008 at 8:06 pm
is that an i-touch ?
Johnny | June 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm
@30 – OMG, so true. Thank you, she’d looked kinda familiar in a weird kinda way for a while.
She may have nice tits, but they’re certainly not in the right place.
vito bonespur | June 24, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I’d go down on her like an elevator and suck on her clit till her knees gave out.
Fuck the lot of you | June 25, 2008 at 1:28 am
Haha, haters! I told you she was fucking HOT.
ObiTheWyteKnight | June 25, 2008 at 3:55 am
Those tits look a little too saggy to be on her. She’s only like 29 or something, she needs to be augmented. I didn’t think her body would look this nice though cause all you ever see her in on her show is scrubs. I want topless!
Yan Can Cook | June 25, 2008 at 9:27 am
She looks like even her vagina is a self-important cunt.
KBF | June 25, 2008 at 10:31 am
Eww, the bitch looks like a skeleton listenin to her Ipod. Always makes me laugh when the fat, grandma basement living Trekkies give their opinions on here on what looks good.
That includes that fat, slobbering idiot who writes for this site.
Grunion | June 25, 2008 at 11:11 am
#38 u never told me, and you should get your eyes checked
qwertygirl | June 25, 2008 at 11:57 am
yours, not your’s
gerard Vandenberg | June 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm
She was so busy with the bikini’s, SHE SIMPLY FORGOT TO EAT!!
Arguman | June 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I love seeing bones poking out of women’s skin. Its soooo hot. ;P
Ashley | June 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
the bottom half of her body looks yucky
nerdkiller | June 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm
she = yummy town
Jeanie | June 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm
She’s at home! That is so creepy that we have pictures of her there. I like the one picture where she’s looking at the camera obviously skeeved out.
alisa | June 25, 2008 at 9:20 pm
she looks so good in these pictures…. probably because her body looks just like mine! but only from the front. and my thighs are smaller. shes so hot :)
Mr V | June 25, 2008 at 10:56 pm
She’s just really normal neighbourly looking to me. Don’t understand the hype. University was full of girls like this.
Maybe she’s awesome in person. Anyway it’s not as if anyone who comments in The Superficial has actually met any of these stars.
@32: I fully agree with the sentiment. Apparently a career in the spotlight with red carpet competitions and having a stylist assigned to you for a show, doesn’t mean any fashion advice trickles down to private life. Honestly, these strapless bikini tops should come with a huge label saying “Do not wear unless your boobs are plastic or are A cup mosquito bites that haven’t migrated since you were 12″.