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- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip]

- Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted]

- Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater]

- Kelly Ripa keeps her Penis Button covered on Letterman. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus is deeper than you which explains all the underage stripper pole action. [Celebslam]

- Howard Stern speaks the truth about Gabourey Sidibe. [Huffington Post]

- Mariah Carey better make sure that homing beacon still works. [TheFABlife]

- Ewan McGregor just called England an island of catty bitches. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Robert Pattinson: “You can’t impregnate what you’re allergic to.” [PopSugar]

- Gwyneth Paltrow snags another lead singer. [ICYDK]

- Zoe Saldana takes a page from the Young Starlet Handbook: Post-Angelia Jolie. [Socialite Life]

- Sarah Palin continues to be my favorite cartoon character. [Betty Confidential]

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