Katherine Webb Won The Spike Guys Choice Awards

Hey, remember Katherine Webb? That chick who was with that guy when that dude said that stuff? It doesn’t matter. Here she is at the Spike Guys Choice Awards where I had to make a tough call on whether she looked hotter than Jessica Alba using such scientific criteria as, “Do the boobs make me forget the face?” and “Babies. Did you have one?” And while I’m not entirely sure that’s criteria anyone should use for anything ever, let it not be said that I have not brought order where once there was only porn and cat photos and Captain Picard being all like, “The fuck is that?!”

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