Katherine Webb Won The Spike Guys Choice Awards

June 10th, 2013 // 35 Comments
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Hey, remember Katherine Webb? That chick who was with that guy when that dude said that stuff? It doesn’t matter. Here she is at the Spike Guys Choice Awards where I had to make a tough call on whether she looked hotter than Jessica Alba using such scientific criteria as, “Do the boobs make me forget the face?” and “Babies. Did you have one?” And while I’m not entirely sure that’s criteria anyone should use for anything ever, let it not be said that I have not brought order where once there was only porn and cat photos and Captain Picard being all like, “The fuck is that?!”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Im sure her hilly billy boyfriend loved this

    • Randal

      Deacon buddy, good to still see you kicking around!

      Sporting a naturally beautiful face and healthy womanly shape, she wears whatever she puts on well. Mixed in with a confident personality, she was the obvious choice for this award.

      Congratulations, beautiful. Here’s a kiss right back at you!


  2. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Is that an adams apple? Is she a transformer? I’d still hit it I think.

  3. Jessica Alba all the way for me. I dunno who this chick is but she’s got a ‘bitch’ face.

  4. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Strike a pose

  5. So humble. Its a shame that this fame was thrust upon her. This fame that she’s in no way going to milk for every last drop until she “leaks” a porno.

  6. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
    Commented on this photo:

    lol bitch please

  7. What a weird body…all legs, then some hips(I guess), bit of a waist, then really hardly any midriff…then straight to the rack.

    I think I would need to see this naked in order to form a better opinion

  8. She is hot as all hell.

  9. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me know when she tries for an AVN award!!

  10. Techman

    Alba all the way! There’s no way that Webb’s surgically enhanced body can compare with the natural beauty of Jessica Alba.

  11. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
    Commented on this photo:

    Would – check
    Wood – check

  12. What the fuck is Spike?

  13. Horseface. No thanks.

    • chutneyswope

      It’s the veneers on her teeth. That must be the accepted “hot” look for starlets now, because I’m seeing it all the time: bright white massive fake teeth that make it hard to close their mouths comfortably. It looks odd to me.

  14. Katherine Webb Cleavage Chrissy Teigen Spike TV Guys Choice
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    She has a really pretty face. wtf is the writer talking about? she’s realy pretty. how awful it must be to sit and think bad things about people that they don’t even deserve

  15. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s damn sexy!

  16. Well, I tell you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women! What a beautiful woman!
    What? What’d I say?

  17. Katherine Webb Cleavage Vin Diesel Spike TV Guys Choice
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunately for Vin Diesel, his pickup line ‘I’ll buy you all the hamburgers you can eat’ only works on the fat chicks. Fortunately for Vin Diesel, he prefers the fatsos.

  18. Kokocrisp

    Props to anyone who can NAME her fucking boyfriend!

  19. crb

    lip-chin distance too big
    chin width too big
    jaw too big, angular, man-shaped
    forehead protruberance good
    forehead too short
    lower face (+distance from lower lid to chin) too big
    lower face lacking convexity
    eyes look sunken from front
    eyes too high up on face
    lower lid line too canted when at rest
    paltry cheek apple-size
    cheek apples too low, too close to nose
    ridiculous chicklet teeth
    screwed with brows, barely unscathed
    nose too long + thin
    philtrium too long
    agreed on bitch-face
    respectable butt
    hip width good, but only because of greater trochanter, not pelvis
    hip height too tall, crowds waist
    waist too high
    waist could be 15% narrower
    lacking muscle-tone and curves in thighs and calves
    faint moustache + chin size = high-t woman = cheater
    future horseface

  20. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
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    I’ve seen better but she’s not bad. I’d still like to bang her in the ass and blast my seed on her face.

  21. imagen

    I can’t decide if she’s hot or if she looks like a tranny. Or if she looks like a hot tranny.

  22. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice
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    This chick is a knockout. The pictures dont do her the justice watching her strut out on stage did in the Manly awards, I totally just…………..

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