If you watched the BCS Championship game last night, you probably witnessed announcer Brent Musburger wisely telling America’s youth to become quarterbacks so they can bang chicks like AJ McCarron‘s girlfriend Katherine Webb. Which some people considered creepy but Katherine Webb did not because she seriously only bangs quarterbacks. These are life lessons here. TMZ reports:
Katherine tells us, “I laughed hysterically. I was flattered … and slightly embarrassed … but I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I never expected that.”
She adds, “I’ve been reading on Twitter that Musburger had backlash that he’s ‘Creepy’ … if I were to see him I would say, ‘I don’t think you’re creepy at all!’”
And this is why I can’t wait to get old. Instead of calling the police, people think it’s adorable that you’re a horny bag of droopy flesh who’s only prevented from committing unspeakable acts because Viagra will stop your heart.
SON: Hey, pop, how was your day?
DAD: Oh, you know. A bunch of people died at the mill because I kept ogling the nudie calendars.
SON: Again?
DAD: I just want to razzle dazzle those nooner-boxes. It’s all I think about!
SON: Ha! Oh, dad…
She looks like his mother or something.
Holy mother of Pearl Bailey.
Any you homos nitpick this ain’t never gettin none of this nebber.
almost all the nitpickers are women, so sweat them not.
Sweet Home Alabamher.
Come back, Brent. All is forgiven.
Frankly, my first impression of her on TV that day was “looks like a bitch”. Not that I’d tell her.
People can make fun of how young he looks and what he looks like and bla bla bla…….. but guess what? Hes fuckin her!!!!
I’d like to put my penis into her vagina.
whaaat?!?! Middle all the way!
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
I wish I could comment on the pic that appears on the front page. It’s probably an unfortunate shadow, but she looks like she’s packing a Hamm-and-a-half.
^ What he said.
I’ll take Miss Delaware
Does Anti-Kim Kardashian mean privacy prude?
This guy is a douche and nothing special looks-wise or as a football player. She’s apparently the type that would date a dude just because he’s QB for Alabama, but yeah…she’s settling.
horse face with no figure …great hair…okay, Ms. Anti KK…wtfe.
Is it just me, or does this woman have a really small head? Like left in the dryer for an extra cycle small?
I still don’t see what the big deal is.
Good God…that big, weird, horse-looking mouth….. puleeze….way more hotter girls than this. And is an alien about to claw its way out of her stomach?
She’s pretty but only with her mouth close. I think her huge veneers are to distracting and make her look like as some others call it “horse face” And I don’t know about you, but rednecks have like their own kind of breed, you can spot one in a crowd of other caucasians.