Everyone Wants To Bang Katherine Webb

January 8th, 2013 // 91 Comments

If you watched the BCS Championship game last night, you probably witnessed announcer Brent Musburger wisely telling America’s youth to become quarterbacks so they can bang chicks like AJ McCarron‘s girlfriend Katherine Webb. Which some people considered creepy but Katherine Webb did not because she seriously only bangs quarterbacks. These are life lessons here. TMZ reports:

Katherine tells us, “I laughed hysterically. I was flattered … and slightly embarrassed … but I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I never expected that.”
She adds, “I’ve been reading on Twitter that Musburger had backlash that he’s ‘Creepy’ … if I were to see him I would say, ‘I don’t think you’re creepy at all!’”

And this is why I can’t wait to get old. Instead of calling the police, people think it’s adorable that you’re a horny bag of droopy flesh who’s only prevented from committing unspeakable acts because Viagra will stop your heart.

SON: Hey, pop, how was your day?
DAD: Oh, you know. A bunch of people died at the mill because I kept ogling the nudie calendars.
SON: Again?
DAD: I just want to razzle dazzle those nooner-boxes. It’s all I think about!
SON: Ha! Oh, dad…

Photos: Getty, Twitter, WENN

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  1. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Mort
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    She looks like his mother or something.

  2. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Yoda Mann
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    Holy mother of Pearl Bailey.

    Any you homos nitpick this ain’t never gettin none of this nebber.

  3. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Yoda Mann
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    Sweet Home Alabamher.

  4. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Yoda Mann
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    Come back, Brent. All is forgiven.

  5. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
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    Frankly, my first impression of her on TV that day was “looks like a bitch”. Not that I’d tell her.

  6. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    tod
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    People can make fun of how young he looks and what he looks like and bla bla bla…….. but guess what? Hes fuckin her!!!!

  7. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
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    I’d like to put my penis into her vagina.

  8. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    noni
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    whaaat?!?! Middle all the way!

  9. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Skeets
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    Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

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    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I wish I could comment on the pic that appears on the front page. It’s probably an unfortunate shadow, but she looks like she’s packing a Hamm-and-a-half.

  11. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
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    ^ What he said.

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    anonymous
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    I’ll take Miss Delaware

  13. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    popwilleatitself
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    Does Anti-Kim Kardashian mean privacy prude?

  14. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
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    This guy is a douche and nothing special looks-wise or as a football player. She’s apparently the type that would date a dude just because he’s QB for Alabama, but yeah…she’s settling.

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    debisis
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    horse face with no figure …great hair…okay, Ms. Anti KK…wtfe.

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    Fuckcicle
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    Is it just me, or does this woman have a really small head? Like left in the dryer for an extra cycle small?

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    edvard Munch
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    I still don’t see what the big deal is.

  18. Cajun

    Good God…that big, weird, horse-looking mouth….. puleeze….way more hotter girls than this. And is an alien about to claw its way out of her stomach?

  19. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Kay
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    She’s pretty but only with her mouth close. I think her huge veneers are to distracting and make her look like as some others call it “horse face” And I don’t know about you, but rednecks have like their own kind of breed, you can spot one in a crowd of other caucasians.

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