If you watched the BCS Championship game last night, you probably witnessed announcer Brent Musburger wisely telling America’s youth to become quarterbacks so they can bang chicks like AJ McCarron‘s girlfriend Katherine Webb. Which some people considered creepy but Katherine Webb did not because she seriously only bangs quarterbacks. These are life lessons here. TMZ reports:
Katherine tells us, “I laughed hysterically. I was flattered … and slightly embarrassed … but I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I never expected that.”
She adds, “I’ve been reading on Twitter that Musburger had backlash that he’s ‘Creepy’ … if I were to see him I would say, ‘I don’t think you’re creepy at all!’”
And this is why I can’t wait to get old. Instead of calling the police, people think it’s adorable that you’re a horny bag of droopy flesh who’s only prevented from committing unspeakable acts because Viagra will stop your heart.
SON: Hey, pop, how was your day?
DAD: Oh, you know. A bunch of people died at the mill because I kept ogling the nudie calendars.
SON: Again?
DAD: I just want to razzle dazzle those nooner-boxes. It’s all I think about!
SON: Ha! Oh, dad…
She’s Miss Alabama – I’d think she’s gotten used to people ogling her, and commenting on her looks. That’s pretty much the job. At least Musberger held back from saying on the air that he’d “go balls deep in her fartbox”. A gentleman holds that comment for the commercial break.
F, F, F. (I’m not very good at M,F,K)
If we don’t have to play by the rules: F then K, F then K, K then F
Musburger’s attentions weren’t half as creepy as Rick Majerus’s comments about Ashley Judd at a Kentucky basketball game eight years ago.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-february-16-2005/back-in-black—indecency
Obviously, Lewis Black’s whole bit is funny, but the relevant part starts 2:21 into the video.
God wanting largened thrust do her over me!
All the beauty contestants look like they come from the same family. I suppose that’s the beauty ideal but I find it a bit boring that they are all stamped from the same Barbie mold.
As for Brent Musberger, let’s just say it: he’s a dirty old man and a rich one who feels that he can say what a lot of other men were thinking.
Kathy Ireland with a duck face is the new hot?!
I knew there was something mid 90s about that bitch and I didn’t think it was just that Alabama is 20 years behind.
I would bottle her bath water and drink it from a straw all day long if I could. Dear LORD.
Agreed. I would build a freaking alter in the bedroom and worship the fuck outta that.
Her face looks like that of a velociraptor from Wisconsin.
Jesus McBeef!
Yes?
LOL, jesus mcbeef
don’t get me wrong, DJ. I’d drink that bathwater. I just hope she doesn’t dunk her head.
“haha….aw shucks, Ma!…..what am i supposed to do with her, pray the horniness away? derrrrrrrr”
People can make fun of how young he looks and what he looks like and bla bla bla…….. but guess what? Hes fuckin her!!!!
He looks like a guy who think she’s going to score with the prom queen..
And she looks like she’s barely enduring being next to him, lol
I wonder if those are contact lenses? She looks stunning in this pic.
Contact lenses? No way. They’re just regular old breast implants.
what’s with the long face??
THIS pic – Fish, your site sucks Dawn Keiballs these days.
Something about this chick rubs me the wrong way (nyuk nyuk.). She’s smoking hot but I just have this feeling she’s really irritating.
I don’t know why I think this, I don’t want to come off as a hater throwing shade.
You know the old saying: For every beautiful woman there’s a guy who’s sick of fucking her.
This may come of as petty or hater-ish but it just seems like some cosmic joke that someone can be born that damn beautiful. I’m not sure she could be more perfect….
OH MY FREAKIN” GOD! Smorgasbord on the Sea Wall! Damn THAT looks good!!! NO, even better. Dreams of a civilized, united world comes to mind…
She is mega hot. Now that is a true trophy wife.
Chasey Lain is aging wonderfully.
Fish – check out the ‘bama QB’s mom. She has a balcony you can do Shakespeare from. Looks like we need a mom/girlfriend sandwich.
I really don’t see her appeal. – I can say this because I just jerked off 3 times and have 5 minutes when my brain has dibs on the blood supply.
No ass pictures at all? Really? Her face is great and all but sometimes you gotta hit it from the back…
She just looks like Audrina Patridge, it is a look we’ve all seen before.
Oh, yes, everyone says she looks “beautiful” or “mega hot” or whatever, but I’ll bet of we were to take a closer look she probably has a weird pinkie finger, or maybe an ingrown toenail, or something. No one’s perfect!
Yeah, I am not one of those gays sitting around worrying about Megan Fox’s thumbs and crap like that. Even LeBron wanted this chick. She is bad.
“There is another.”
“There is another.”
Made me laugh.
That’s her little sister.
He looks like her little brother or something, not a boyfriend.
It’s not just that he looks like her little brother… it’s that he’s the fucking quarterback for the national champs and he still looks like her little brother, and she’s still really hot. All of that together doesn’t make a lot of sense.
“Welcome to my spank bank Ms Webb. Please enjoy your stay. Why is Dame Judi Dench here? You don’t need to worry about that.”
She has pretty eyes.
Her head is bigger than his. That don’t bode well for a long term relationship
It became extremely obvious to me just how much of a hetero female I am…I seriously don’t find her attractive AT ALL and I wanna fuck the man. He is sooo cute!
she looks like a total bitch and snob.
I had the same impression before I heard and read some of the things she said after the game. She’s smart, funny and not the typical beauty queen type at all. Same with McCarron. His tweets after the Arizona player tried to hit on Webb were funny as hell.
Musburger fancies muffburger.
Aj McCarron’s girl is such a beauty and also really sexy. Alabama Crimson Tides now has 3 BCS National Championships in last 3 of the last 4 years, they will win another one last year, since Barrett Jones and Warmack will be drafted to NFL this April.
Hearing that, people thinks that AJ McCarron’s girlfriend end up stealing the show, but now, it is indefinitely too overwhelmed and it’s end up a huge conservatory until 2013 of CFB returns, which in August.
Reality show in 3-2-1…
I prefer this shot of her http://goo.gl/WzHTN
The kid next to her is saying everything needed from his eyes.
she really has a big head, even without the big hair
In re. to your title flashing “Everyone wants to Bang..” You know, after reading the article about the woman that died getting gang banged in New Delhi last week, this is ONE headline that I DID NOT CARE TO READ AT ALL from you losers.
The girl on the left looks like she likes to party.
and by party, you mean fuck.
omg that kid
The bigger the head…
She looks about 15 years older than him.
Most of us would agree this is already a tired news item, but all of us would agree we don’t care because it keeps her bikini pics up on the internet. Good god . . .!
Geez. So young with fake tits? Come on!
A horseface is a horseface of course, of course.
I am registering my professional disagreement on said subject.
Two words. Jerking now.
You are way too hot and classy to be with someone who acts like such a little bitch.
Dude, nobody cares about your football accomplishments, deuschbag.
hmm, let’s see – she obviously DOES care, but then, you don’t. I betcha McCarron will learn to live with the disappointment of you not caring about his football accomplishments. He can console himself with all the attention he’s getting from the national media, his school’s students & alumni, soon the NFL and their trainloads of money, and oh yeah, his smoking hot young girlfriend. Not disagreeing with you calling him a douche over this, but hey, his gf is f’ing HOT!
I’ve been to Alabama many a time, but never found a reason to stay. This. This, would make me stay.
i’ll have the one on the right, please
I don’t know… those teeth. She’s one of those women who looks striking at first, then just kind of …meh.
Yeah, I know what you’re saying, bro… I had high standards, too… 30 years ago. You think this might have something to do with why I still live in my mom’s basement, waiting for that “special one”?
Bad tan, too thin, fake tits, horse teeth. The rest is smoking hot.