Thanks to Brent Musburger‘s pacemaker rocketing out of his penis during the BCS Championship, Katherine Webb became an instant Internet sensation which apparently pissed off her boyfriend, Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron, who thinks everyone should be talking about how awesome his football team is and nothing else. NOTHING ELSE! I’m sorry, baby, coach’s been riding me and keeps giving me these pills… TMZ reports:
McCarron made it clear to her — he’s not happy that the media is ignoring his accomplishments on the field. We’re told Webb is taking her relationship seriously and thinks the publicity could torpedo things with A.J.
In fact, we’re told one major media outlet showed up to Webb’s front door this morning looking to speak with Katherine … but she turned them down. We’re told she also backed out of several interviews that were already scheduled.
You’re probably thinking, yeesh, the only thing that could make this thing worse is a forced statement that makes you think he hit her, so here’s a forced that makes you think he hit her:
Katherine has released a statement to TMZ confirming she cancelled 8 interviews scheduled for today … but says, “My decision to cancel the interviews was not made at A.J.’s request.”
Katherine says she decided to pull out because she feared her relationship with A.J. will be viewed as a “celebrity status” thing … instead of a real, legitimate connection … and worries that the misconception could spell doom for the couple.
“I want it to be about me and him,” Webb says … adding, “He’s a guy I can see myself having a real future with.”
“Look, baby, I know you’re super beautiful and your entire career is based on people admiring your looks, so this was a huge moment for you, I get it. But I throw a ball down a field. Do you see how important that is? You do? Oh thank god. For a minute there I thought we’d have to drive to Steubenville and – ha – you don’t want to know. Watch a movie?”
“But I throw a ball down a field. Do you see how important that is?”
Love it, Fish.
“Thanks to Brent Musburger‘s pacemaker rocketing out of his penis during the BCS Championship…”
…was pretty awesome as well.
I get that McCarron-like reaction from the babes when I tell them to hit the road, because I’m out of their league. Inevitably they same the same thing, “Just take your Beef ‘n Cheddar and drive through, weirdo.”
Most of us would agree this is already a tired news item, but all of us would agree we don’t care because it keeps her bikini pics up on the internet. Good god . . .!
Guess AJ has a little growin’ up to do?
Geez. So young with fake tits? Come on!
A horseface is a horseface of course, of course.
Reptile face. She has a reptile mouth.
Call me the Lizard King then because I want all the women that look like that to myself.
I am registering my professional disagreement on said subject.
Two words. Jerking now.
That is what you get when you go for the trophy wife. This chick is about 10 seconds from taking Elizabeth on The View’s job away from her.
Ha ha, you watch “The View”.
You are way too hot and classy to be with someone who acts like such a little bitch.
Dude, nobody cares about your football accomplishments, deuschbag.
hmm, let’s see – she obviously DOES care, but then, you don’t. I betcha McCarron will learn to live with the disappointment of you not caring about his football accomplishments. He can console himself with all the attention he’s getting from the national media, his school’s students & alumni, soon the NFL and their trainloads of money, and oh yeah, his smoking hot young girlfriend. Not disagreeing with you calling him a douche over this, but hey, his gf is f’ing HOT!
I cannot believe this woman is 23 years old. She looks like a totally hot, late 30′s milf, but 23? She looks like his smokin’ mom in the pics of them together.
McCarron’s accomplishments? That was a game? I thought they’d dressed the Alabama practice squad in gold helmets.
shocking coming from an overrated, limp-wristed dickbag that cries on camera when his team wins. he needs to stfu, grow some balls and stop acting like this duckface isn’t the best he’s ever going to get.
Such a surprise that a highly paid and celebrated professional athlete would act like selfish brat.
DTMFA
That’s one insecure guy, she’ll be better off without him.
I’ve been to Alabama many a time, but never found a reason to stay. This. This, would make me stay.
ok, so this guy’s a self centered dickhead. He’s won the BCS championship, is the starting qb as a freshman, will probably get millions in the NFL, probably has shit tons of cash now funneled through alumni at Alabama, and his gf is not only smoking hot, she’s perfectly fine with doing exactly what he tells her without a word of complaining. So why do we seem to think he needs to be doing anything differently than he’s doing it now?
well played.
Long after everyone has forgotten who the hell AJ McCarron even is, guys will still be wanking to the pictures of Katherine Webb on the internet.
Welcome to the 21st Century, AJ.
Typical insecure douche that wants the hot girlfriend but wants nobody to notice her or see her.
Gurl, just do those damn interviews. Pamela Anderson was discovered at a game too.
haven’t they been dating for only a month? god who cares about this anymore?!
i’ll have the one on the right, please
Best part is that Alabama could have won that game just as easily by running the ball on every play.
And horseface/manface is definitely in the cards, as she ages. Happens to a lot of striking girls when they get older and plastic surgery makes it worse.
So lemme get this straight: he’s pissed off because people have acknowledged the hotness of his girlfriend…..? Wow, these are some really tough problems he’s dealing with….
I don’t know… those teeth. She’s one of those women who looks striking at first, then just kind of …meh.
Yeah, I know what you’re saying, bro… I had high standards, too… 30 years ago. You think this might have something to do with why I still live in my mom’s basement, waiting for that “special one”?
She looks like she snores pretty loudly during her sleep.
I love football and a dude who puts a crazy piece of ass like this over THIS…Gay
Bad tan, too thin, fake tits, horse teeth. The rest is smoking hot.
She looks like his mother or something.
He and his vagina should shut up and be glad he can snag a girl who’s that pretty. What a sissy.
Drive to Steubenville … haha … dude, you’re a genius. Keep it up.
Holy mother of Pearl Bailey.
Any you homos nitpick this ain’t never gettin none of this nebber.
almost all the nitpickers are women, so sweat them not.
Sweet Home Alabamher.
Come back, Brent. All is forgiven.
Frankly, my first impression of her on TV that day was “looks like a bitch”. Not that I’d tell her.
People can make fun of how young he looks and what he looks like and bla bla bla…….. but guess what? Hes fuckin her!!!!
Exactly…you mad fish? “But I throw a ball down a field. Do you see how important that is?” Fish: just because you got picked last in gym class doesn’t mean you need to be so bitter and whiny.
Ah America’s Pippa Middleton. Mediocre, but gets tons of sudden attention because people just needed a distraction from a boring lame ass snoozefest (just like Pippa at the Royal Wedding).
She looks very old for her age, I see way too much tranny when I look at her, the mannish Gisele nose the strong masculine jaw, the horsey teeth, she is all makeup, fake hair, tan & lashes and the girl has implants already at that age? If she was an established celebrity no one would be going crazy over her looks, she’s not even hot enough for Michale Bay to make her wash his car. Wake up and smell the HYPE.
That said her little bitchass boyfriend is a fucking moron. She’s in the stand CONSTANTLY supporting him and his team being his own personal cheerleader and letting him bask in his “I play a childs game for a living” glory and then when the tables turn and it’s her chance to be in the spotlight the little turd can’t handle it. If she puts up with him limiting her she is a sad fool, clearly this is the best she has to offer the world, it’s not like she has brains or some special talent and has anything of value to contribute, being a dime a dozen hottie and getting paid for it is her game and she needs to take every good (well non-Heidi Montag) opportunity that comes her way before her 15 mins are up. You can tell just by looking at her that she can’t act for shit (as in she would make Megan Fox look like Meryl Streep) so it’s not like she can parlay this into a real career in Hollywood so she needs to capatalize on this because there are plenty of hotter and actually talented girls out there ready to take her 15 mins and actually turn them into somethign of value. Clealry the girls thinks she’s going to marry AJ and that want he wants is most important, which is so sad considering she is only 23. These trophy sports wives/girlfriends are the saddest and most pathetic women on the planet, they will litterally lead a shadow of a life just to be ignored, mistreated, and cheated on by some asshole who couldn’t even get a real job.
My Advice American Pippa is to dump the bitch, get what you can from almost giving a 97 year old man a death boner and run with the 15 mins until you find a decent, rich 9we all know thats what you care about most), but stupid man who is cool with people fawning over you for a few more years until you look like a plastic surgery nightmare and then pop out some lame kids and be a mediocre Mom raising shallow and spoiled image obsessed Mini-yous.
You’re Welcome.
P.S. And she says she’s the Anit-Kardashian? She is exactly like Kim: spoiled, fake, shallow, materialistic girl whose main goal in life is to be considred hot and end up as a spoiled trophy wife. The only difference between her and Kim is that she is too god fearing to let her boyfriend film the things she let shim do to her.
he’s a douche
yeah, yeah I get it, but something about her is very unsettling… can’t put my finger on it tho… but *some*thing sorta fembot-ish…
I’d like to put my penis into her vagina.
whaaat?!?! Middle all the way!
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
I wish I could comment on the pic that appears on the front page. It’s probably an unfortunate shadow, but she looks like she’s packing a Hamm-and-a-half.
^ What he said.
I’ll take Miss Delaware
Does Anti-Kim Kardashian mean privacy prude?
This guy is a douche and nothing special looks-wise or as a football player. She’s apparently the type that would date a dude just because he’s QB for Alabama, but yeah…she’s settling.
horse face with no figure …great hair…okay, Ms. Anti KK…wtfe.
Is it just me, or does this woman have a really small head? Like left in the dryer for an extra cycle small?
I still don’t see what the big deal is.
She’s pretty but only with her mouth close. I think her huge veneers are to distracting and make her look like as some others call it “horse face” And I don’t know about you, but rednecks have like their own kind of breed, you can spot one in a crowd of other caucasians.