AJ McCarron Threw A Hissy Fit Because Everyone’s Talking About Katherine Webb Instead of Football

January 10th, 2013 // 60 Comments
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Thanks to Brent Musburger‘s pacemaker rocketing out of his penis during the BCS Championship, Katherine Webb became an instant Internet sensation which apparently pissed off her boyfriend, Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron, who thinks everyone should be talking about how awesome his football team is and nothing else. NOTHING ELSE! I’m sorry, baby, coach’s been riding me and keeps giving me these pills… TMZ reports:

McCarron made it clear to her — he’s not happy that the media is ignoring his accomplishments on the field. We’re told Webb is taking her relationship seriously and thinks the publicity could torpedo things with A.J.
In fact, we’re told one major media outlet showed up to Webb’s front door this morning looking to speak with Katherine … but she turned them down. We’re told she also backed out of several interviews that were already scheduled.

You’re probably thinking, yeesh, the only thing that could make this thing worse is a forced statement that makes you think he hit her, so here’s a forced statement that makes you think he hit her:

Katherine has released a statement to TMZ confirming she cancelled 8 interviews scheduled for today … but says, “My decision to cancel the interviews was not made at A.J.’s request.”
Katherine says she decided to pull out because she feared her relationship with A.J. will be viewed as a “celebrity status” thing … instead of a real, legitimate connection … and worries that the misconception could spell doom for the couple.
“I want it to be about me and him,” Webb says … adding, “He’s a guy I can see myself having a real future with.”

“Look, baby, I know you’re super beautiful and your entire career is based on people admiring your looks, so this was a huge moment for you, I get it. But I throw a ball down a field. Do you see how important that is? You do? Oh thank god. For a minute there I thought we’d have to drive to Steubenville and – ha – you don’t want to know. Watch a movie?”

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  1. “But I throw a ball down a field. Do you see how important that is?”

    Love it, Fish.

    • lala

      “Thanks to Brent Musburger‘s pacemaker rocketing out of his penis during the BCS Championship…”

      …was pretty awesome as well.

  2. Frank Burns

    I get that McCarron-like reaction from the babes when I tell them to hit the road, because I’m out of their league. Inevitably they same the same thing, “Just take your Beef ‘n Cheddar and drive through, weirdo.”

  3. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Most of us would agree this is already a tired news item, but all of us would agree we don’t care because it keeps her bikini pics up on the internet. Good god . . .!

  4. grobpilot

    Guess AJ has a little growin’ up to do?

  5. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    FakeTitSpotter
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez. So young with fake tits? Come on!

  6. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Nelson Mandela
    Commented on this photo:

    A horseface is a horseface of course, of course.

  7. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    Two words. Jerking now.

  8. El Jefe

    That is what you get when you go for the trophy wife. This chick is about 10 seconds from taking Elizabeth on The View’s job away from her.

  9. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    coolhand luke
    Commented on this photo:

    You are way too hot and classy to be with someone who acts like such a little bitch.
    Dude, nobody cares about your football accomplishments, deuschbag.

    • hmm, let’s see – she obviously DOES care, but then, you don’t. I betcha McCarron will learn to live with the disappointment of you not caring about his football accomplishments. He can console himself with all the attention he’s getting from the national media, his school’s students & alumni, soon the NFL and their trainloads of money, and oh yeah, his smoking hot young girlfriend. Not disagreeing with you calling him a douche over this, but hey, his gf is f’ing HOT!

      • m1kex

        I cannot believe this woman is 23 years old. She looks like a totally hot, late 30′s milf, but 23? She looks like his smokin’ mom in the pics of them together.

  10. McCarron’s accomplishments? That was a game? I thought they’d dressed the Alabama practice squad in gold helmets.

  11. tokiromi

    shocking coming from an overrated, limp-wristed dickbag that cries on camera when his team wins. he needs to stfu, grow some balls and stop acting like this duckface isn’t the best he’s ever going to get.

  12. Cock Dr

    Such a surprise that a highly paid and celebrated professional athlete would act like selfish brat.
    DTMFA

  13. That’s one insecure guy, she’ll be better off without him.

  14. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    nomnomnom
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve been to Alabama many a time, but never found a reason to stay. This. This, would make me stay.

  15. ok, so this guy’s a self centered dickhead. He’s won the BCS championship, is the starting qb as a freshman, will probably get millions in the NFL, probably has shit tons of cash now funneled through alumni at Alabama, and his gf is not only smoking hot, she’s perfectly fine with doing exactly what he tells her without a word of complaining. So why do we seem to think he needs to be doing anything differently than he’s doing it now?

  16. Nonny Moose

    Long after everyone has forgotten who the hell AJ McCarron even is, guys will still be wanking to the pictures of Katherine Webb on the internet.

    Welcome to the 21st Century, AJ.

  17. Annie

    Typical insecure douche that wants the hot girlfriend but wants nobody to notice her or see her.

    Gurl, just do those damn interviews. Pamela Anderson was discovered at a game too.

  18. mrsmass

    haven’t they been dating for only a month? god who cares about this anymore?!

  19. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    eateme
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ll have the one on the right, please

  20. dumb jock

    Best part is that Alabama could have won that game just as easily by running the ball on every play.

    And horseface/manface is definitely in the cards, as she ages. Happens to a lot of striking girls when they get older and plastic surgery makes it worse.

  21. CeCe

    So lemme get this straight: he’s pissed off because people have acknowledged the hotness of his girlfriend…..? Wow, these are some really tough problems he’s dealing with….

  22. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know… those teeth. She’s one of those women who looks striking at first, then just kind of …meh.

    • Yeah, I know what you’re saying, bro… I had high standards, too… 30 years ago. You think this might have something to do with why I still live in my mom’s basement, waiting for that “special one”?

  23. anonym

    She looks like she snores pretty loudly during her sleep.

  24. Alabamaman

    I love football and a dude who puts a crazy piece of ass like this over THIS…Gay

  25. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Mind yours
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad tan, too thin, fake tits, horse teeth. The rest is smoking hot.

  26. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Mort
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like his mother or something.

  27. He and his vagina should shut up and be glad he can snag a girl who’s that pretty. What a sissy.

  28. phaedrus86

    Drive to Steubenville … haha … dude, you’re a genius. Keep it up.

  29. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy mother of Pearl Bailey.

    Any you homos nitpick this ain’t never gettin none of this nebber.

  30. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Home Alabamher.

  31. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    Come back, Brent. All is forgiven.

  32. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    Frankly, my first impression of her on TV that day was “looks like a bitch”. Not that I’d tell her.

  33. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    People can make fun of how young he looks and what he looks like and bla bla bla…….. but guess what? Hes fuckin her!!!!

    • Raymond

      Exactly…you mad fish? “But I throw a ball down a field. Do you see how important that is?” Fish: just because you got picked last in gym class doesn’t mean you need to be so bitter and whiny.

  34. TRUTH

    Ah America’s Pippa Middleton. Mediocre, but gets tons of sudden attention because people just needed a distraction from a boring lame ass snoozefest (just like Pippa at the Royal Wedding).
    She looks very old for her age, I see way too much tranny when I look at her, the mannish Gisele nose the strong masculine jaw, the horsey teeth, she is all makeup, fake hair, tan & lashes and the girl has implants already at that age? If she was an established celebrity no one would be going crazy over her looks, she’s not even hot enough for Michale Bay to make her wash his car. Wake up and smell the HYPE.

    That said her little bitchass boyfriend is a fucking moron. She’s in the stand CONSTANTLY supporting him and his team being his own personal cheerleader and letting him bask in his “I play a childs game for a living” glory and then when the tables turn and it’s her chance to be in the spotlight the little turd can’t handle it. If she puts up with him limiting her she is a sad fool, clearly this is the best she has to offer the world, it’s not like she has brains or some special talent and has anything of value to contribute, being a dime a dozen hottie and getting paid for it is her game and she needs to take every good (well non-Heidi Montag) opportunity that comes her way before her 15 mins are up. You can tell just by looking at her that she can’t act for shit (as in she would make Megan Fox look like Meryl Streep) so it’s not like she can parlay this into a real career in Hollywood so she needs to capatalize on this because there are plenty of hotter and actually talented girls out there ready to take her 15 mins and actually turn them into somethign of value. Clealry the girls thinks she’s going to marry AJ and that want he wants is most important, which is so sad considering she is only 23. These trophy sports wives/girlfriends are the saddest and most pathetic women on the planet, they will litterally lead a shadow of a life just to be ignored, mistreated, and cheated on by some asshole who couldn’t even get a real job.

    My Advice American Pippa is to dump the bitch, get what you can from almost giving a 97 year old man a death boner and run with the 15 mins until you find a decent, rich 9we all know thats what you care about most), but stupid man who is cool with people fawning over you for a few more years until you look like a plastic surgery nightmare and then pop out some lame kids and be a mediocre Mom raising shallow and spoiled image obsessed Mini-yous.

    You’re Welcome.

  35. TRUTH

    P.S. And she says she’s the Anit-Kardashian? She is exactly like Kim: spoiled, fake, shallow, materialistic girl whose main goal in life is to be considred hot and end up as a spoiled trophy wife. The only difference between her and Kim is that she is too god fearing to let her boyfriend film the things she let shim do to her.

  36. Miley lover

    he’s a douche

  37. gigi

    yeah, yeah I get it, but something about her is very unsettling… can’t put my finger on it tho… but *some*thing sorta fembot-ish…

  38. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to put my penis into her vagina.

  39. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    noni
    Commented on this photo:

    whaaat?!?! Middle all the way!

  40. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

  41. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    LilDeuceDeuce
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I could comment on the pic that appears on the front page. It’s probably an unfortunate shadow, but she looks like she’s packing a Hamm-and-a-half.

  42. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    ^ What he said.

  43. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take Miss Delaware

  44. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Anti-Kim Kardashian mean privacy prude?

  45. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy is a douche and nothing special looks-wise or as a football player. She’s apparently the type that would date a dude just because he’s QB for Alabama, but yeah…she’s settling.

  46. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    debisis
    Commented on this photo:

    horse face with no figure …great hair…okay, Ms. Anti KK…wtfe.

  47. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Fuckcicle
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or does this woman have a really small head? Like left in the dryer for an extra cycle small?

  48. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    edvard Munch
    Commented on this photo:

    I still don’t see what the big deal is.

  49. Katherine Webb Miss Alabama AJ McCarron Girlfriend
    Kay
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s pretty but only with her mouth close. I think her huge veneers are to distracting and make her look like as some others call it “horse face” And I don’t know about you, but rednecks have like their own kind of breed, you can spot one in a crowd of other caucasians.

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