Katherine Heigl in a Bikini
Here’s Katherine Heigl taking a vacation from making movies so goddamn awful, of course your girlfriend wants to see every single one of them. Which is why I really don’t know what else to say here that hasn’t already been voiced by any man who’s found blood in his stool after watching Killers. At the end of the day, it’s just another quasi-attractive celebrity in a bathing suit. I know that’s practically anathema on a site like this, but did you see 27 Dresses? I’d rather have found a lump on my testicles and started at that for 107 minutes.