Good Morning, Katelynn Ansari, And Other News

January 30th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Hugh Grant has another love child out there. [Lainey Gossip]

- Photo Boy really likes chicken, alright? [Dlisted]

- A Beautiful Sea of Redheads [theCHIVE]

- Gabrielle Union loves to poop. Okay, then… [Fishwrapper]

- Kirk Cameron had something to say about the Grammys. Of course. [The Daily Banter]

- Kelly Kapowski turned 40. If you’ll excuse me, I need to murder time now. [tooFab]

- God, America’s shit is so fucked. [BuzzFeed]

- Vanessa Hudgens in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- What’s up, Lisalla Montenegro? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emily Ratajkowski is still hot as shit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The LEGO blowjob competition is off. Damn you, lawyers! DAMN YOU TO HELL. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Katelynn Ansari Bikini 138 Water Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Not one butt shot? Pitiful.

  2. TomN

    Here’s what I don’t get about The Superficial: Every weekday the first posting is a picture of a woman in a bikini and a bunch of links to other gossip sites. There are usually very few comments. At the end of the day the last post is “The Crap We Missed” which is similar with a bunch of pics of different celebs. It gets HUNDREDS of comments every day. What’s the difference that leads to this disparity in comments?

    • Keith

      I guessing it because (1) it’s still 7:30am on the West Coast, and (2) Crap We Missed is considered a frustrated comedian’s contest.

    • Rubick's Doob

      Nothing to see here, pal. Just move along.

    • Your premise is faulty when you say TCWM is “similar” to the first-of-the-day Other News links page. It is not. TCWM consists of various miscellaneous pics of celebrities in mostly awkward situations, and each pic is different so it invites its own round of comments. TCWM was instituted because Fish and Photo Boy came across (phrasing!) this stuff but couldn’t build full-fledged posts around them all. I don’t think they intended it to be a free-for-all caption contest, but once they realized that potential, they milked it for all its worth.

      The links page, on the other hand, is almost always accompanied by a hot chick if not a full-fledged titty gallery. It does not inspire much comment because all the pics are of the same woman and there is usually not much to make fun of, but mostly because people don’t like to type with one hand if they don’t really have to.

  3. Damn. Guess Aziz was the runt of the litter.

  4. Katelynn Ansari Bikini 138 Water Shoot
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Good morning hot chick in a bikini. Thank you for not having tattoos or fake cans (or if they are fake not being ridiculous about it). Thank you also for being self aware enough to call yourself a professional mannequin on your twitter profile.

    • Keith

      And further thanks for sharing a body that allows me to masturbate, releasing pent up sexual energy, which allows me to remain faithful to my wife who is 20 years older than you.

  5. Katelynn Ansari Bikini 138 Water Shoot
    lurkalot
    Commented on this photo:

    for some reason i want to nibble on that moundalot

  6. Katelynn Ansari Bikini 138 Water Shoot
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have a bit of a drinking problem.”

  7. Katelynn Ansari Bikini 138 Water Shoot
    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey ya’ll! Notice my cute little turned up nose and the absence of those gross tattoos? Notice too my rather large “NATURAL” breasts? Yep! They’re real…and large. So who cares if I have no ass. I’m pouring water on my BIG NATURAL TITS!”

  8. Katelynn Ansari Bikini 138 Water Shoot
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I see a bulge down low. Must be one hell of a bush.

  9. cc

    I think 138 Water might be on to the whole ‘sex sells’ thing.

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