Hey, remember when Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio made a movie about the perils of boating? Well, they’d really appreciate it if you arbitrarily buy a ticket for their new film Revolutionary Road based solely on your sense of nostalgia. Also, Jack lives at the end of this one – and they have babies!
NOTE: Dear Dreamworks, that’s how you market. Merry Christmas!
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Ted Mosby | December 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
They look good together.
Woot | December 16, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Holy shit she’s HOT
havoc | December 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Hopefully this movie will end like The Departed…..
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PoohEater | December 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm
She just might be the first girl I wouldn’t feel like punching right after I came.
Pat | December 16, 2008 at 2:15 pm
As compared to their Titanic days, Kate now looks best fully dressed and Leo’s at 30 degrees and needs “just a quick nap” before going again.
necessaryROUGHness | December 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm
can they rush in an incredible hulk this ending season? theres no movies to go to…
Punch, Donkey | December 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“She just might be the first girl I wouldn’t feel like punching right after I came.”
If you truly care about your orgasm, ALWAYS punch the girl BEFORE you come.
kagrez | December 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm
She is beautiful. And -was- beautiful, even when she was a bit larger.
<3 i love her face so much.
Harry | December 16, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Saw this movie a month ago. Didn’t care for it at all. They’re fine in it, but the movie is utterly overwrought and pretentious.
The Brutal Truth | December 16, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Ten years later Leo can still attract the hottest of girls, while Kate is…ummm…an attractive mother of two who is aging gracefully.
Obama the Messiah | December 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm
She is hot. Thin or thick…
Why can’t Leo the tree hugging, Al Gore blowing, turd just die in a firey plane crash? Preferably in his private jet he flies in while trying to cry about the fake global warming threat.
jake | December 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I liked her best when she was young, chubby, and furry. Thank god somebody told her nudity was required in all movies.
Slarty | December 16, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I misread “the perils of boating” as “the penis of boating” which i thought was a funny reference that i just didnt get. Which in turn made me laugh again.
Vince Lombardi | December 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Ladies, is it just me or what? As a guy, it’s difficult to make comparisons, but Leo has never struck me as particularly “shockingly handsome.” I can think of at least 10 guys who fit that description, including Hilary Swank, who come to mind before Leo.
necessaryROUGHness | December 16, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Hey jackass=Backwood Bitch,,, you need something to do? click large on the top right on my link! cause i know your lurking by your monitor somewhere!
One hander | December 16, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#12 – In “Jude” she showed more bush than Barbara.
veggi | December 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Wheres FRIST?????????????????????????????????????
that is all..
kagrez | December 16, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Vince Lombardi –
He’s not hot anymore. He used to be hot when he was more girly looking. He’s aged HORRIBLY.
I think most of us like him as a solution to our bisexuality. Or liked him.
race | December 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Is it just me or is Kate looking super hot lately? Oh, and Leo was never hot to me, but then again, I like MEN not little scrawny boys. Just sayin’….
pete | December 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm
The day DiCaprio stops pulling the absolute top-shelf grade-A pussy, I’ll start criticizing his looks. To put it in terms more familiar to the commenters, pick on the guys who can only afford inflatables and not the hoity-toity IT pros who can afford the latest RealDoll.
testing | December 16, 2008 at 3:05 pm
She got better and better looking every year, him not so much, he still looks 16 but with wrinkles
lizzy | December 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
wow she looks so amazing, good for her!!!!
Rodolfo | December 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
A movie about a gay guy having children? It must be a story about Tom Cruise
Parker | December 16, 2008 at 3:16 pm
If I met her I’d ask her why she didn’t let Jack on the raft. That was so stupid. If she was even a little considerate she would have said, hey why don’t I just sit on this thing instead of laying here like a blob. That way you can get on the raft with me and won’t have to die. After she muttered some lame excuse like, oh that’s what the script said, I’d say well I’ve got a script here for you.
Act 1 Scene 1
Kate bends over a table, raises her dress. Parker pulls her panties down.
Kate: Oh do me now.
Parker: Of course. Let me just spread your ass a little.
Kate: oooh I like that
Parker aims his cock and buries it in Kate’s tight hot ass.
Kate: oooh I like that even more.
Parker: wiggle your ass a little while I fuck it baby.
Kate wiggles her ass while Parker buttfucks her. After an hour he finishes and withdraws his weiner from Kate’s sweet ass. Kate pulls up her panties and stands up.
Kate: That was just lovely. You know, I’ve always wanted you.
Paker: uh, yeah. sure. me too.
Kate: let’s hold hands
Parker: fuck off bitch.
Parker walks out the door as Kate throws herself across the divan and sobs uncontrollably.
Fade to black.
sixpack | December 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She is hot, nice curves. I’d like to toss her salad. thank you.
Randal | December 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Kate Winslet is a star just breaking through the speed of light boundaries in the entertainment industry. No one can forget her heart moving, pulse racing car scene in Titanic and her farewell to Jack at the end.
It’ll be very hard for Kate to top such a huge box office smash and even to this day, Leonardo hasn’t moved mountains in his recent roles as he had moved them in Titanic.
Randal
Stacy from Canada | December 16, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Kate is really after getting into shape!
Love the two of these people together!
They should get married haha
Phil McKraken | December 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
What a coinsidense. Just last night I watched Titanic. I was also shooting heroin into my dick and putting cigarettes out on my arm. I love mondays.
bop | December 16, 2008 at 4:29 pm
LOL to #5
Cannot wait to see this movie, I love them both in their own ways.
joanna | December 16, 2008 at 4:42 pm
i want that dress
Sarah | December 16, 2008 at 4:53 pm
She looks smoking. It’s nice to see a Hollywood actress with hips!
Santa a future without Brangiston please | December 16, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Kate Winslet is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much hotter than Leo. Look how well she’s aged, in Titanic everyone was so critical of her and frankly I found her very ho hum and average, but look how the tables have turned. He has aged HORRIBLY. His face looks fat and bloated, he has sqinty soulless eyes and an expression that says “I’m a useless person, if I wasn’t an actor I’d be a pothead on welfare”. This is one of the few cases where the girl has aged better than the guy, I never would have guesssed it back in the day of Titanic (which was a horrible piece of shit and that’s coming from a woman who had to watch her insipid friends cry their eyes out over that shit and just sat there handing them kleenex hoping for it to just END already), but good for her all the bitches and assholes that insulted her are probaly fat as all fuck and balding, whle she is looking amazing (note: I only called her average and that’s not an insult there’s nothing wrong with being average and she’s certainly not average now).
I never would have pegged her as a fine wine type, but she surely has gotten better with age. She still has this sturdy farm wife look to her, but she’s working it now and it just adds to her “I’m great in bed and I won’t just take it lying down” look. Trust me boys this girl works for it and that’s a good thing, most hot girls just lie there saying “owww” once in a while between pathetically obvious fake moans and then when they finaly provide some feedback and tell you what they’d like you to do it’s only a bossy order of “get off my hair!!!”
P.S. Don’t buy this douchebags environmental bullshit he’s a huge polluter, as all wealthy people are, the more wealth the more you consume and even if you make all these green choices you still pollute more than ANY average middle class family who you could be living like if you weren’t so horriifically greedy. His footprint is still MASSIVE despite what he wants you to believe. The only recycling he does is using models and then passing them on to the next guy who wants a brainless doll to fuck until she starts talking marriage or showing some wear and tear, which ever comes first.
Jess | December 16, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Dude..to the writer…I love your site! I love reading everything you write, you make me laugh even on my worst days!!! But this time…freaking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ROCK!
Love,
Jessica
Jess | December 16, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Dude..to the writer…I love your site! I love reading everything you write, you make me laugh even on my worst days!!! But this time…freaking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ROCK!
Love,
Jessica
dude | December 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Wow. Too much hot for one movie? Oh, how I’d love to be in the middle of Kate and Leo’s love scenes. As in sandwiched in between their lovely sexy hot soft creamy bodies. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
SueMe | December 16, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Leonardo is one fine specimen of a white man damn! “Titanic” gave me jungle fever, and it will always be my favorite movie of all times.
Jericho34 | December 16, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I echo #2′s comment…Holy Hell She’s Hot!!!
Groucho | December 16, 2008 at 8:02 pm
They make a beautiful couple.
CrazyConfession | December 16, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Wow, she has never looked better. She getting better looking as she grows older – comforting! Finally! A girl who isn’t concentration camp skinny is getting recognition for being beautiful! Thank god.
CrazyConfession | December 16, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Wow, she has never looked better. She getting better looking as she grows older – comforting! Finally! A girl who isn’t concentration camp skinny is getting recognition for being beautiful! Thank god.
lindary | December 16, 2008 at 9:00 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 16, 2008 at 9:02 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Sickitten | December 16, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Kate, don’t smile so much, it makes you look ugly
Sickitten | December 16, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Kate, don’t smile so much, it makes you look ugly
gerard Vandenberg | December 16, 2008 at 11:39 pm
is it: A NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET part III, folks?
Dobbs | December 17, 2008 at 12:01 am
This movie will be very good, I think. The book is aces.
Disconnect | December 17, 2008 at 3:54 am
“A movie about the perils of boating” – just great!
The Gaborg | December 17, 2008 at 6:01 am
Those hips, man… hers, I mean.
Answer Guru | December 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm
They look awesome together, I can’t believe Leo called Kate fat while they were filming the Titanic. Who’s fat now, Leo?
moron | December 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Damn…Kate looks amazing, much hotter now as a woman of 30+ than a girl of 22. Leo…not so much. She is like a fine wine, while he is more like cheese. Moldy, but still tastes pretty good.