Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio: OMG! It’s just like that movie!
Hey, remember when Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio made a movie about the perils of boating? Well, they’d really appreciate it if you arbitrarily buy a ticket for their new film Revolutionary Road based solely on your sense of nostalgia. Also, Jack lives at the end of this one – and they have babies!
NOTE: Dear Dreamworks, that’s how you market. Merry Christmas!