Kate Winslet, also single

Apparently it was Break-up Weekend because Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are calling it quits, according to TMZ:

A statement from their lawyers says: “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

Great. Now how’s Sam Mendes going to make movies where Leonardo DiCaprio bangs his wife? Sure, he could remarry, but have you ever planned a wedding? It’s like trying to build a house of cards with nothing but a stick of dynamite and your drunk uncle no one wants to sit by.

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