Kate Winslet discovers tanning beds

December 4th, 2008 // 85 Comments

A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she’s vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie’s Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Which probably has you thinking “Wow. How can one man be so awesome?” I’ll give you a hint: Drugs.

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    ‘I didn’t know lymies could tan. They should worry about their teeth.’

    And you douchbag Americans should worry about how stupid and uneducated you are.

    It’s spelt ‘limeys’ dickhead, because it comes from British sailors drinking lime juice to prevent scurvy. I expect you didn’t know that did you; you dull, unoriginal cock.

    Oh yeah, and with respect to the teeth thing, English people probably have a bad reputation for their teeth because in history people like Queen Elizabeth I had shit teeth. Because the English began colonising places like the West Indies where there was an abundance of sugar cane.

    They also colonised some fucking country now known as the United States of America. Did you hear about that? About how America got raped by the English and Spanish and French etc They colonised it and bred and populated the country with the idiots that live there now. The kind of idiots who have such an underlying insecurity about their identity they decided to hate everyone who doesn’t look just like them.

    Cue the inane responses from Americans…

  2. Kahlee

    51 woah there, I’m British and I like plenty of Americans (my bf for one : ). Theres no point getting angry with the retarded ones who think England is just like the Queen and Monty Python and James Bond, lol. Anyway those people probably haven’t left America so they don’t know any different, and they don’t want to learn how the world has changed since the last time the British stereotype was revised (1952).

  3. sophiee

    Definitely lost weight. Looking beautiful… dress reminds me of Kim Kardashian.

  4. KimberWolf

    This is the worst I’ve ever seen her look. She does look like a man, she was so much prettier 5 years ago?

  5. All these freaking kates, none of them stand out!!!

  6. SMB

    …i swear, sometimes you just fuck with people for no other reason than to fuck with ‘em. kate looks fantastic in those pics. and i was never what you’d call a kate fan (except for her cameo on “extras” which was fucking hilarious). seriously, that’s what you call “freakishly tan”…when you’ve seen posh spice and donatella versace [*shudder*] …face it, you had nothing else, so, you took a shot (weak). c’mon, you’re better than that. or not. i don’t really care. i’m gonna go make a turkey sandwich…is there any kool-hhhwhip left?

  7. Kovy

    Not bad for a fat brunette………No wait, make that a skinny blonde. Aw hell, who can keep track anymore.

  8. Vixerz

    Um, I’m a natural Irish ginger and used to stay tan and I don’t mean fake spray tan either. My father is the same and he stays tan from his fishing & boating on the weekends. Neither of us burn.

    In any case, I think she looks awful w/that color hair and the fake tan…She could’ve gone quite a bit lighter with it for just a shimmer/glow and the blondeness of the hair is too tacky. She just doesn’t look right, except for her hairCUT and style. :) Also, not completely sure, but I believe Kate is a natural brunette…?

  9. Vixerz

    Um, I’m a natural Irish ginger and used to stay tan and I don’t mean fake spray tan either. My father is the same and he stays tan from his fishing & boating on the weekends. Neither of us burn. I’m sure we’re not the only two on the planet like that but there are SOME natural reds that don’t burn, but tan.

    In any case, I think she looks awful w/that color hair and the fake tan…She could’ve gone quite a bit lighter with it for just a shimmer/glow and the blondeness of the hair is too tacky. She just doesn’t look right, except for her hairCUT and style. :) Also, not completely sure, but I believe Kate is a natural brunette…?

  10. Bob

    It’s all good… She’s still hot…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  11. Jacque Strapp

    Seriously, I would f*ck the sh*t outta that sooooo much that she would have to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life.

  12. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  13. a

    I love tanned women, but on blondes it looks to fake since they are naturally pale

  14. yasmine

    this woman is stunning

  15. NM

    I saw her tonight (12/4) at a screening and she looked absolutely beautiful. She doesn’t look this tan now.

  16. Vicomte

    Drool..!
    Christ, I’ve wanted her since Titanic. Then Quills. Now this!
    How could anyone not want that? Come ON, now. How gay are you?
    I hope you develop sphilkis in the connecticazoinks. Asswipes.

  17. Will somebody please tell her this is year 2008 we live in!!

  18. josie

    i’ve noticed some people making comments to the effect of: “oh so now she’s has work done”….Excuse me? What work? Her lips? her breasts? Just because someone starts working out two hours everyday (which famous people do all the time) doesn’t mean they’ve had plastic surgery. They’ve just gotten into shape.

  19. Shannon

    Her naturally fair skin looks better on her….she looks like slightly overcooked turkey.

  20. Sean

    She should quickly lose tanning beds again. Se looks terrible.

  21. Sara

    Love her!

  22. Jehz

    No see thats where your wrong blp. Shes a “closet ginger” shes in denial so shes making all the failing attempts so hide her horrible disease. At least she looks half human. Good try ginger!

  23. Marialauren

    Who design that dress???

  24. The Teller of Truths

    Besides tanning beds it looks as though she also discovered a doctor’s scalpel…If you know what I mean.

  25. Milandir

    She looks better when fair skinned, but I think she is made of awesome. The stuff I’d eat out of her ass, you have no idea!

  26. Kiran

    Look at the wrinkles in the skin in her armpits, near her arm… looks gross… shows she’s startin to age & tryin to lose a lotta weight…

  27. Looks all screwed up like Lohan.

    @69 – Maybe she’ll bump into Newman from Seinfeld.

  28. WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

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