Kate Winslet discovers tanning beds

A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she’s vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie’s Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Which probably has you thinking “Wow. How can one man be so awesome?” I’ll give you a hint: Drugs.

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