Kate Winslet discovers tanning beds

December 4th, 2008 // 85 Comments

A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she’s vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie’s Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Which probably has you thinking “Wow. How can one man be so awesome?” I’ll give you a hint: Drugs.

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Comments (85)

  1. LeFarge | December 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    I didn’t know lymies could tan. They should worry about their teeth.

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  2. minnie | December 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    She looks awesome!

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  3. Jeff | December 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Sexy

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  4. hmmm | December 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    would defininately do her.

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  5. your momma | December 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Hey lefarge why don’t you go F**k yourself you sad racist F**k

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  6. Creachy | December 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Sixth!

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  7. Kevin | December 4, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    I’d hit that for a while! Loved her nips in Titanic, now she looks to have more to offer. Good for her

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  8. ty | December 4, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Dang, bangable.

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  9. PunkA | December 4, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    She looks hot. I;d poke it and keep it around after too. Very MILFy.

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  10. Deacon Jones | December 4, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    “She’s a MAN baby!”

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  11. Bill | December 4, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Terrible look, for her. She’s supposed to be pale with big boobs, a fat ass, and a giant bush. Her one-free-hand fan club desires nothing less.

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  12. blp | December 4, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Fuck you LeFarge you likely French decendant cocksucker. Your website sucks too.

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  13. Lola | December 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    She’s a total hottie. But fuck her though… No reason for sayin that other than if we all had money like celebrities have, we’d all look like this.
    They can all lie, and swear to Tom Cruise and Oprah that they’ve never had any work done… Yea fucking right.

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  14. Pixie | December 4, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    I think she looks much prettier with a fair complexion. Not everyone looks good with a tan.

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  15. blp | December 4, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Can’t believe I overlooked this but Kate Winslet is a ginger therefore it has to be fake tan because obviously gingers can’t tan normally. Lay off the moonshine Fish.

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  16. bogdana | December 4, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    her dress looks like is composed mostly of old 1986 Aries K car seat belts.

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  17. Pixie | December 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    As a ginger, I can vouch for blp’s comment. I just didn’t think it worth mentioning as anyone can tell this is a fake one.

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  18. Bobby Shipe | December 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    it’s called a sun-burn dude… you are usually right on superficial writer but not today my friend… just a sunburn dude… dag.

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  19. This Is How She Is Supposed To Look | December 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    click & see for yourself – she looks much better out of the sun…

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  20. Markus | December 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Boooobies!

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  21. Dirk the Magnanomous | December 4, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Another Hollyweird elitist liar. Not too long ago she was bragging about never having “work” done and aging naturally.

    Then I would assume that the rolls stopped coming, so she has gone for the fake “Barbie” clone. At her age, she can’t look that good after having had kids.

    But I do have to admit that her docs did a good job, and I’d do her. Hyposcrisy can’t get in the way of a good lay…

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  22. Ted Mosby | December 4, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I want to strike her with my iceberg.

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  23. Jethro | December 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Another Hollyweird elitist liar…ayup…(takes swig of moonshine)…we don’t like yer type uppin these here parts, nosireebob…

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  24. gimme gimme | December 4, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    I want that dress!!!!

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  25. Lar | December 4, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Dumb white bitch is going to age sooner lol!

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  26. b | December 4, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    damn, id love to sink my titanic in her.

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  27. Plobes | December 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    she is so gorgeous and awesome
    but tan is not so good

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  28. b | December 4, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    yeah LAR and when she looks older she will still look better than ANY black woman on the planet.

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  29. Brian | December 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    I would definitely butter that english muffin.

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  30. Insatiable Peter | December 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    I miss her voluptuous and plump. Why conform, Kate, why. The hair looks fine, but I want you back to the way you were ravaged in the laundry room in Little Children.

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  31. Pathetic Worm | December 4, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Hollywood can’t do the English accent, let alone the English Rose.

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  32. cavy | December 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I love Kate Winslet, but I hate it when she goes off on the “I’m a fat normal breeder” bullshit…..listen Kate, you are NOT fat and you are NOT a normal, down to earth Mother – you seem like a very GOOD Mother, but most average women could never achieve your level of thinness or your hired help. I am into fitness and am thin and childfree (don’t want to be a parent at all), but I call total bullshit on all the “I’m just a normal woman crap”….I love ya and your craft, but please stop with the Fat woman shit – you are thin as a rail and GORGEOUS!

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  33. Troy | December 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Yeah, im not a big Kate Winslet fan but she looks way good. The tan looks natural to me, not oompa loompa like which is always the key.

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  34. ummm...yeah | December 4, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    All you stupid motherfuckers…God!
    What kind of a fucking tan is that? It doens’t even look fuckin natural!!…
    What the fuck happened?…She forget she has armpits?
    She doesn’t look good here, I’ve seen the bitch look much better.

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  35. mud shark | December 4, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    wow she she looks great for a lymie. nice teeth too.

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  36. AD | December 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Nicely done, Hervé Léger.

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  37. Hefe | December 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    holy shit the things i’d do to that body.

    she is beyond smokin hot.

    #34, i don’t know what you’re smokin…but you need to lay off it.

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  38. Binx | December 4, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    She is almost too thin here.

    I guess in spite of all her protestations, and her resisting the Hollywood / Fashion World thinness fascists (who are mostly gay men who have boys for an ideal) for a long time, she ended up hiring a trainer and a plastic surgeon after all.

    Too bad for those of us who love real, natural women like Kate used to be:: voluptuous but not fat or slender but not skinny; fit but not cut or ripped, soft but not mushy.

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  39. FreeJose | December 4, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Definitely thinner than usual but she looks great. Among the finest breasts in Hollywood.

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  40. fancy | December 4, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    I love her dress, its so tailored, its like a topigraphic map of her body, like they applied a polygon mesh to her and then cut an sewed each surface. There’s a piece that is like a rectangle right around crotch region that doesn’t make any sense, but other then that bravo.

    she’s naturally more brunette than ginger, so though its probably an airbrushed on tanning serum there’s a chance it could be tanning beds. i bet the malibu skipper look is for a role, she usually rocks a more messy sweaty look in general. i think much improved, though i kinda miss the chub curves.

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  41. JA | December 4, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    I absolutely adore Kate but think this is not a good look for her. Love ya, Kate, but not your Californian-attempt at tanning. :oS Sorry!

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  42. Brittish Prat | December 4, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    #1 Fuck you LeFarge. You obviously have no idea how tough we downtrodden white anglo-saxon protestants are really sensitive to the race issue. Shame on you. PS, my teeth are now lovely thanks to the porcelain caps. Ta..

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  43. kk | December 4, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    she

    is

    AMAZING

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  44. Andie | December 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Ok, I have to interject. I think some of us have forgotten what a real tan looks like! I have no idea if this is a fake tan or a sunburn, but to the person who said “Did she forget her armpits?” :

    You, sir, are an idiot. A real tan normally doesn’t include the armpits unless you enjoy your outdoor activities with your arms raised high above your head.

    As far as my opinion of these photos: She’s gorgeous, but I like the creamy skin and red hair much better.

    Thank you and goodnight.

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  45. Fuck McFuck | December 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    ‘A freakishly tan Kate Winslet…’

    Read before you post.

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  46. prinz | December 4, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    I had a crush on her when she was younger. Not Titanic days, but Heavenly Creatures days. She had that lush English Rose quality. But I remember an interview where, after coming to Hollywood, she said, “The young women in Los Angeles are so beautiful.” Jealousy was obviously getting its hooks into her even then. So she ditched her first husband and kid, married a powerful director, and now spends her days getting tans and facials and massage therapy. Here’s the problem: L.A. already has a million women like that.

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  47. dee | December 4, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    That’s a head to toe spray on tan. It’s not real.

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  48. Jacque Strapp | December 4, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    I would f*ck the sh*t outta that.

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  49. oJAEflo | December 4, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    THIS JUST IN: Kate Winslet is smokin’ hot. No hatin’ here.

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  50. american prat | December 4, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    your right 42 racism is great in any form we must all embrace it.

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