Kate Winslet at the Golden Globes

First?

She’s gorgeous!

She’s smiling like Katie Holmes without the brainwash!

Dearest Kate,

When you were born Daddy and Mummy were so overjoyed. You were a delightful baby, always cooing and slept like an angel. Then, ahen you were 6 or 7 weeks old, you gave us that first, terrifying smile. That’s why you were reaised by nuns, my darling. We told you over and over “Never smile!”, but you persisted.

It was with great sadness, my love, that we watched you on the Golden Globes last night, smiling to beat the proverbial band. We simply cannot tolerate it any longer, thus we are severing all contact with you.

Good luck with the acting.

Mum

It looks like a crow danced across her face. She’s not old enough to look that bad!

It looks like a crow danced across her face. She’s not old enough to look that bad!

i’d do her any day. but she really could use a few larger sizes of boob. it’d fit her.

Nice sneer. No one can hold a candle to Dick Cheney, tho.

She looked huge standing next to that ryan seacrest guy.

Nice Deep Thoughts rip-off, you unimaginative comedy-stealing Superficial Man. This site? Dead to me..

Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you THE GREAT VAMPIRA!!!

Clever paraphrasing of Deep Thoughts, “To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”

Not.

It was a lot funnier the first time, in 1991.

Not a fan of Kate’s lipstick either but that didnt drive me to rip off funny lines from ‘Deep Thoughts’ by Jack Handy. Thought we wouldnt notice did you? I thought you were more creative than that Mr. Superficial.

Hmmmm…now I get it. He’s afraid of clowns. Hence the “Anticlown Media” name. Haha.
Oh yeah, and she does look GOD awful here.

She must have put vaseline on her teeth like those pageant bitches

She is better than botox
All of my wrinkles are going away

See ya in 5 minutes

yey i finally made an account with the superficial. thats number 62 gone on my list of things to do before i die

I still like her! I’m not much of a fan for make-up period and the dark lipstick is nasty.

Apparently these comments are a Deep Thoughts rip off and people think that’s sad. Isn’t it more sad that people still remember a Deep Thought from 1991? Or is that just my opinion? And seriously, is nobody allowed to make reference to clowns because deep thoughts did it once?! Do you think that deep thoughts was the first to ever make such a joke? i would imagine that they “ripped it off” from someone else. And what happens if a clown really does kill some guys parents and that person expresses with great sorrow how they have a fear of clowns because a clown killed their parents. would you then insult them and claim they are ripping off deep thoughts? honestly now, that’s just sad haha.

Or maybe it’s more like this smile.

Kate’s cool. Now, Cameron Diaz on the other hand……….if you have a fear of a big read mouth chomping you to bits…….

(20)Troll report.

We need more pictures of Jessica Alba

DFLTC

“Isn’t it more sad that people still remember a Deep Thought from 1991?”

Well, apparently the “author” of this site remembers a Deep Thoughts segment from 1991, enough to recite it almost verbatim on his website. But for some reason you don’t seem to think that’s sad, so much that you’ll defend his plagiary.

And furthermore, that was SNL’s Golden Age, biotch. Of course people fucking remember it. You probably prefer the comedy stylings of Jimmy Fallon or Horatzio Sans or any of those fucking hacks.

Ha ha, look at ‘em run and hide. Hey kids! I’m just using blanks, fer cryin’ out loud!

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!! mommy the scary man scared me!

(mommy whispers in my ear)

oh….but….but…..why does he…uh, she have scary thick eyebrows and a huge abnormally dark red lips that look like when the discovery channel showed surgery on a leg muscle?”

I thought the Deep Thoughts about going to the circus had something to do with clown genitalia? But I could be confusing that with my trip to the circus in ’83.

My personal fave Deep Thought by Jack Handey:

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.

You sure got a purdy mouth…

Oh, pardon me… Is cussing not allowed here?

Biatcho… #12 quoted it.

Rough mug.

gross

Deeeeep Plagarisms……….by the Superficial

I’d shag her.

christ. don’t famous people have tooth whitener? her teeth look disgusting.

36 – It’s not entirely her fault her teeth are yellow, she IS British so it’s inherent.

A beautiful, sexy woman and a great actress–descriptors which fit none of us here, I would bet.

let’s see, let’s see…what’s here on this one where i can eventually say yet again “this site used to be great now it sucks” …hmmmm…

For the love of god! Why do these idiots even get paid so much? Are they spending that money or are they just saving up until Bin Laden seeks revenge????

Somebody please tell this bitch that there’s a thing called “teeth whitening”. You can get it at your local Walgreens for less than 40 bucks.

Geesh.

Real clowns are much scarier than Kate Winslet with garish lipstick. She does, however, look like she could nail a role as a vampire.

#39

Is that English? Would you be good enough to translate that shit, please?

Thank you.

She looks like she had work done. Notice every picture of her from the Peter Pan movie had bunched hair next to her cheekbones and hairline the whole time.

she’s too white, I bet she glows in the dark.

There’s a color cast on the top photos so her teeth are going to look a tad yellowish. Compare the dress in the top and bottom photos.

She looks like a tranny……. a shitty one.

i dont care, not that im gay or anything, but I’d still drink that womens bath water.

I AM Jack Handy!!

You plagarize me again Mr. theSuperficial and you will be hearing from my lawyers.

Jack Handy

I still ? PrettyBaby.

Wally ♥’s PrettyBaby.