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Dee | January 16, 2007 at 8:54 am
First?
CowgirlUp | January 16, 2007 at 8:58 am
She’s gorgeous!
Peter Coffin | January 16, 2007 at 8:59 am
She’s smiling like Katie Holmes without the brainwash!
mrs.t | January 16, 2007 at 9:00 am
Dearest Kate,
When you were born Daddy and Mummy were so overjoyed. You were a delightful baby, always cooing and slept like an angel. Then, ahen you were 6 or 7 weeks old, you gave us that first, terrifying smile. That’s why you were reaised by nuns, my darling. We told you over and over “Never smile!”, but you persisted.
It was with great sadness, my love, that we watched you on the Golden Globes last night, smiling to beat the proverbial band. We simply cannot tolerate it any longer, thus we are severing all contact with you.
Good luck with the acting.
Mum
Tweets007 | January 16, 2007 at 9:06 am
It looks like a crow danced across her face. She’s not old enough to look that bad!
Tweets007 | January 16, 2007 at 9:07 am
It looks like a crow danced across her face. She’s not old enough to look that bad!
ingenalls | January 16, 2007 at 9:16 am
i’d do her any day. but she really could use a few larger sizes of boob. it’d fit her.
BoognishRising | January 16, 2007 at 9:18 am
Nice sneer. No one can hold a candle to Dick Cheney, tho.
jFp | January 16, 2007 at 9:22 am
She looked huge standing next to that ryan seacrest guy.
litelysalted | January 16, 2007 at 9:27 am
Nice Deep Thoughts rip-off, you unimaginative comedy-stealing Superficial Man. This site? Dead to me..
The Jenny | January 16, 2007 at 9:28 am
Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you THE GREAT VAMPIRA!!!
Meritocrat | January 16, 2007 at 9:28 am
Clever paraphrasing of Deep Thoughts, “To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”
Not.
It was a lot funnier the first time, in 1991.
aquagoddess3 | January 16, 2007 at 9:28 am
Not a fan of Kate’s lipstick either but that didnt drive me to rip off funny lines from ‘Deep Thoughts’ by Jack Handy. Thought we wouldnt notice did you? I thought you were more creative than that Mr. Superficial.
karifarrell | January 16, 2007 at 9:31 am
Hmmmm…now I get it. He’s afraid of clowns. Hence the “Anticlown Media” name. Haha.
Oh yeah, and she does look GOD awful here.
RussianMafia | January 16, 2007 at 9:32 am
She must have put vaseline on her teeth like those pageant bitches
Woodyee2 | January 16, 2007 at 9:39 am
She is better than botox
All of my wrinkles are going away
See ya in 5 minutes
paul2111 | January 16, 2007 at 9:39 am
yey i finally made an account with the superficial. thats number 62 gone on my list of things to do before i die
Danner | January 16, 2007 at 9:41 am
I still like her! I’m not much of a fan for make-up period and the dark lipstick is nasty.
whitegold | January 16, 2007 at 9:42 am
Apparently these comments are a Deep Thoughts rip off and people think that’s sad. Isn’t it more sad that people still remember a Deep Thought from 1991? Or is that just my opinion? And seriously, is nobody allowed to make reference to clowns because deep thoughts did it once?! Do you think that deep thoughts was the first to ever make such a joke? i would imagine that they “ripped it off” from someone else. And what happens if a clown really does kill some guys parents and that person expresses with great sorrow how they have a fear of clowns because a clown killed their parents. would you then insult them and claim they are ripping off deep thoughts? honestly now, that’s just sad haha.
Lowlands | January 16, 2007 at 9:43 am
Or maybe it’s more like this smile.
jrzmommy | January 16, 2007 at 9:44 am
Kate’s cool. Now, Cameron Diaz on the other hand……….if you have a fear of a big read mouth chomping you to bits…….
Lowlands | January 16, 2007 at 9:46 am
(20)Troll report.
Woodyee2 | January 16, 2007 at 9:47 am
We need more pictures of Jessica Alba
Woodyee2 | January 16, 2007 at 9:47 am
DFLTC
litelysalted | January 16, 2007 at 9:49 am
“Isn’t it more sad that people still remember a Deep Thought from 1991?”
Well, apparently the “author” of this site remembers a Deep Thoughts segment from 1991, enough to recite it almost verbatim on his website. But for some reason you don’t seem to think that’s sad, so much that you’ll defend his plagiary.
And furthermore, that was SNL’s Golden Age, biotch. Of course people fucking remember it. You probably prefer the comedy stylings of Jimmy Fallon or Horatzio Sans or any of those fucking hacks.
MrSemprini | January 16, 2007 at 9:52 am
Ha ha, look at ‘em run and hide. Hey kids! I’m just using blanks, fer cryin’ out loud!
Pointandlaugh | January 16, 2007 at 9:56 am
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!! mommy the scary man scared me!
(mommy whispers in my ear)
oh….but….but…..why does he…uh, she have scary thick eyebrows and a huge abnormally dark red lips that look like when the discovery channel showed surgery on a leg muscle?”
biatcho | January 16, 2007 at 10:03 am
I thought the Deep Thoughts about going to the circus had something to do with clown genitalia? But I could be confusing that with my trip to the circus in ’83.
My personal fave Deep Thought by Jack Handey:
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.
DrunkBlogger | January 16, 2007 at 10:05 am
You sure got a purdy mouth…
litelysalted | January 16, 2007 at 10:09 am
Oh, pardon me… Is cussing not allowed here?
litelysalted | January 16, 2007 at 10:10 am
Biatcho… #12 quoted it.
fearsarewishes | January 16, 2007 at 10:21 am
Rough mug.
combustion8 | January 16, 2007 at 10:28 am
gross
jrzmommy | January 16, 2007 at 10:29 am
Deeeeep Plagarisms……….by the Superficial
F-Sucker | January 16, 2007 at 10:30 am
I’d shag her.
CourtneyJade | January 16, 2007 at 10:30 am
christ. don’t famous people have tooth whitener? her teeth look disgusting.
biatcho | January 16, 2007 at 10:38 am
36 – It’s not entirely her fault her teeth are yellow, she IS British so it’s inherent.
TheWolf | January 16, 2007 at 10:43 am
A beautiful, sexy woman and a great actress–descriptors which fit none of us here, I would bet.
heyyoukidsgetoffmygrass | January 16, 2007 at 10:44 am
let’s see, let’s see…what’s here on this one where i can eventually say yet again “this site used to be great now it sucks” …hmmmm…
danielle | January 16, 2007 at 10:49 am
For the love of god! Why do these idiots even get paid so much? Are they spending that money or are they just saving up until Bin Laden seeks revenge????
Somebody please tell this bitch that there’s a thing called “teeth whitening”. You can get it at your local Walgreens for less than 40 bucks.
Geesh.
Spock's Left Nut | January 16, 2007 at 10:53 am
Real clowns are much scarier than Kate Winslet with garish lipstick. She does, however, look like she could nail a role as a vampire.
fearsarewishes | January 16, 2007 at 11:00 am
#39
Is that English? Would you be good enough to translate that shit, please?
Thank you.
lostopoly | January 16, 2007 at 11:05 am
She looks like she had work done. Notice every picture of her from the Peter Pan movie had bunched hair next to her cheekbones and hairline the whole time.
bigponie | January 16, 2007 at 11:09 am
she’s too white, I bet she glows in the dark.
Grope For Luna | January 16, 2007 at 11:10 am
There’s a color cast on the top photos so her teeth are going to look a tad yellowish. Compare the dress in the top and bottom photos.
diarrhea riot | January 16, 2007 at 11:16 am
She looks like a tranny……. a shitty one.
Jenster | January 16, 2007 at 11:21 am
i dont care, not that im gay or anything, but I’d still drink that womens bath water.
Jack Handy | January 16, 2007 at 11:29 am
I AM Jack Handy!!
You plagarize me again Mr. theSuperficial and you will be hearing from my lawyers.
Jack Handy
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 11:31 am
I still ? PrettyBaby.
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 11:32 am
Wally ♥’s PrettyBaby.