The latest stop on Kate Moss’ road map to sobriety is a commercial pitching cell phones. The strung out supermodel will star in a television ad debuting Christmas Eve in the UK for Virgin Mobile.
“Kate Moss is an icon,” said James Kydd, brand director of Virgin Mobile. “We are thrilled that she has agreed to appear in our latest commercial. In return, the least we can do is make it really funny.”
They can do a hell of a lot more than make it funny. They can also mix in a kilo of coke and a copy of Dance Dance Revolution. That way Kate can dance around naked until New Year’s.