At a gig last night, Pete Doherty confirmed he and Kate Moss are engaged when he dedicated a song to her and referred to her as his fiance. Which is basically the only explanation for this picture taken afterwards. If I just realized I was engaged to Pete Doherty I’d try to jump out a window too. Although I probably wouldn’t do it backwards while smoking. When failure means having to marry Pete Doherty, you better make sure you get the job done. Like have somebody shoot you as you’re falling and then push a piano out the window after you.
Fifth Stooge | April 13, 2007 at 8:10 am
Here’s to a long and prosperous life together in drug hell.
keys open doors | April 13, 2007 at 8:11 am
yay waif
Zoey | April 13, 2007 at 8:12 am
Their kids will be beautiful and healthy.
rockdust | April 13, 2007 at 8:12 am
I sure as hell hope they don’t produce any crack babies together!
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2007 at 8:12 am
Oh those crazy drug addicts, what will they do next.
-Stormy. | April 13, 2007 at 8:12 am
This guy has to be hopped up on smack 24/7. Nobody else would allow themselves to be photographed with open wounds on their face. These two are perfect for each other. Best of luck to the newly engaged.
HerpesHilton | April 13, 2007 at 8:13 am
So much dirt, so much filth, so much disease…
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2007 at 8:13 am
Sadly these two piles of human waste already have children. Just not together.
Wait. Where are these children, like, ever?
Danner | April 13, 2007 at 8:19 am
The two crack whores were meant for each other.
Niecy | April 13, 2007 at 8:19 am
Its funny how instead of helping her, he seems to be playing the guitar.
annie | April 13, 2007 at 8:23 am
Now, that’s class.
…they deserve each other.
schack | April 13, 2007 at 8:24 am
^^^ my boyfriend made this video homage to FRISTers
DrunkBlogger | April 13, 2007 at 8:27 am
Let’s see…which of these statements would be less funny…
Say it ain’t blow.
Say it ain’t ho.
Hmm…you decide.
DrPhowstus | April 13, 2007 at 8:38 am
Somebody grab her feet, then Suge Knight her ass.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 13, 2007 at 8:41 am
Watching others’ downfall makes my pants happy.
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2007 at 8:41 am
“Wait wait, stop. Let’s do this hanging out of the window, so that people can see us. We’ll act like we don’t notice them though.”
combustion8 | April 13, 2007 at 8:43 am
How is this guy still alive, I’m guessing he would net me 23 cents in a dead pool.
beifiori | April 13, 2007 at 8:43 am
Lord help us, please don’t let them breed! that’s all we need, another drug addicted cracked up baby, and oh what a fugly one ‘twould be!
veggi | April 13, 2007 at 8:46 am
That’s one bassackwards serenade.
ph7 | April 13, 2007 at 8:50 am
Say what you will, but I dig Kate Moss because she sure knows how to party!
Who doesn’t love party girls?
Wow Just Wow | April 13, 2007 at 8:51 am
Crack is the new black.
SuperG | April 13, 2007 at 8:58 am
She dated Johny Depp, THE most gorgeous man on the planet, but ends up engaged to Quasimodo…fucking mind-blowing!
Superfish | April 13, 2007 at 8:59 am
Oh that’s great. As if we didn’t know that already…
and the NEXT time you post something about Kate and Pete, he’s gonna get rushed to the hospital with Kate running behind the ambulance van holding a pipe and a needle saying “YOU FORGOT YOUR MEDICINE HONEY!!!”
FUCK PETE! I coulda totally banged Kate Moss if Pete didn’t already drug her up that night…and literally, he DRUGGED HER UP.
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2007 at 9:07 am
#20 – Sure. If you think snorting coke with a Jack-O-Lantern every day of your life while people make fun of you is “knowing how to party”, then yeah. She sure knows how to party.
Superfish | April 13, 2007 at 9:09 am
#22 good point.
what REALLY IS ind fucking blowing is the fact that i saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to geico…oh yea, and not having a car. that’s fucking GENIOUS!
yea, i spelled “genius” wrong. see? i still can’t spel.
daηielle™↵ | April 13, 2007 at 9:12 am
I can only imagine how the two of them must smell. Probably somewhere along the lines of fishsticks combined with microwaved cheese.
I mean, Pete could pass for Brandon Davis’ twin with that greasy hair and “druken” eye look going on.
And Kate, photoshop does wonders. That’s all I have to say about that.
Hemlock Queen | April 13, 2007 at 9:21 am
They’re going to be the new Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Except white and British.
Way to go Kate. Your career is making the hugest comeback on the face of the planet, and you go blow it all with that sack of crap. Who looks like a complete walking STD. Gross.
#22, totally agree!
Spindoc | April 13, 2007 at 9:24 am
The amazing this is……they’ve been dating forever and gone through all this stuff, and you KNOW that after they get married it will be over in 6 months.
sympathee | April 13, 2007 at 9:27 am
I like that photo actually, i’d like it more if she fell out of the window afterwards though.
BarbadoSlim | April 13, 2007 at 9:36 am
Was this in England? huh, closed “Flat” all those bad teeth and GINGIVITIS!!!!, they’re just getting some air.
chaunceygardner | April 13, 2007 at 9:53 am
You know what’s unbelievable? When she finally ODs, there’s gonna be tons of news coverage full of talking heads and crying fans, all over that piece of skeleton shit.
jrzmommy♠ | April 13, 2007 at 10:03 am
Oh, how rock and roll. *retch* When is she gonna grow up. Why does he always look dead?
FRIST!!! | April 13, 2007 at 10:09 am
Oh to be young and in love and on so many drugs…
FRIST!!! | April 13, 2007 at 10:10 am
I envy those two…..
TheRanchTooth | April 13, 2007 at 10:22 am
Check out all the cows ripping on Kate…I guess they’re not mooooooooved by her love story.
santori | April 13, 2007 at 10:38 am
Not a word about the Pete Doherty-Carl Bar
santori | April 13, 2007 at 10:42 am
Carl joins Pete’s concert:
http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=19
iamsosmrt | April 13, 2007 at 11:29 am
All I can say is I am so glad this bitch is a mother she can clearly take such amazing care of herself so certainly raising a child must be a bag of COKE for her.
I am so glad that they never prosecuted her ass for snorting what we all know she snorted and I am so fucking pleased as shit that she never got her daughter taken away from her because she is the fucking picture of pure loving motherhood. If anyone deserve to have a child it’s a crazy bitch who acts like she’s a 14 year old prostitue when she is a 30 something grown woman responsible for a child.
Most of all it’s great that she would get engaged to a fucking butt ugly drug addict ass troll. Surely now her little daughter really will have it all. A drugged up mommy and a drugged up daddy.
Kate Moss by the way refers to her daughter as her very own MINI ME. So I guess she wears designer ass ugly outfits and instead of eating her vegetables the kid enjoys the model’s diet; crack and cigaretts. Fanfuckingtastic!
Famous people are the best parents EVER.
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2007 at 11:36 am
#35 And I suppose every dude here who rips on Pete is only doing it because they secretly wish they looked like Helena Bohnam Carter as a bloated snaggletooth corpse dredged up from the bottom of the mississippi river? Come on.
MissDior17 | April 13, 2007 at 11:40 am
#38, I’m sure you must know that as you’re there with them 24/7.
whitegold | April 13, 2007 at 11:41 am
She is one lucky fucking lady!
HughJorganthethird | April 13, 2007 at 11:45 am
WHO. FUCKING.CARES.
I have crackhead neighbours and I gotta tell ya they aren’t all that interesting either.
allykitten85 | April 13, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Kate is hot.
iamsosmrt | April 13, 2007 at 12:04 pm
What I HAVE seen her do even is fucking unacceptable for any parent to do. So many shit people have absolutely no buisness being parents. The world would be better off without their retard genes being passed on anyway. But thanks for being a celebrity ass kisser and defending miss front page snorter. Because that’s just what rich worthless famous losers need more people kissing their asses and growing their empires. If she wasn’t famous her child would have been taken away a long time ago.
I have no idea why you would defend her but maybe it’s because you are a drugged up Mom too.
LOOKWHATICANDO | April 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
WHAT, Thoes two are still alive. Lordy Be
Shanipie | April 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I don’t know what you all are talking about.
They both totally deserve their fame and are sexy. I wanna threesom them right now!
pshhhh….right
woodhorse | April 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Thanks Fish!! I love me some Pete/Kate posts!!! There is nothing else that makes me feel so gleefully hateful as those two god-forsaken reprobates. What a wonderful day.
woodhorse | April 13, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Fish! I love you. I just read your commentary again. This is like the best post ever – in the history of typing.
diarrhea riot | April 13, 2007 at 1:15 pm
That’s the only way to give Kate a Dirty Sanchez without fucking up the carpet. What a cute couple.
diarrhea riot | April 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
She is so ready for a tea-bag.