Kate Moss’ nipples are killer – as in they’re pointy enough to stab a man

May 5th, 2008 // 93 Comments

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don’t know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I’ll assume it’s part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shudder to think of how awesome it would be to live in a world that, for every catalog a Victoria’s Secret Angel shoots, she has to back it up with topless photos. Who can I contact in Congress to make this bold dream a reality? I’m willing to write letters – maybe. Or at least decorate some construction paper with my Optimus Prime stamp. What can I say? I’m an activist.

NOTE: Links are NSFW just like Kate’s nipples are unsafe for anyone without protective goggles.


  1. agree11

    She looks beautiful. She is my favorite.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  2. Corlyss

    And straight men find this kind of body hot? Don’t they realize it looks just like a young boy’s body? With disgusting breasts.

  3. dude

    them’s nasty titties.

  4. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    this makes it even easier to hate her.

  5. BunnyButt

    21, I use a real email address here. Just not mine.

  6. Lily

    Ew those nipples are nasty. She isn’t pretty either. What is the world THINKING?

  7. hmmm

    You would think a lingerie line would choose a curvier woman with BOOBS to model their stuff… just sayin.

  8. hmmm

    You would think a lingerie line would choose a curvier woman with BOOBS to model their stuff… just sayin.

  9. Are those TITS of yours BECOMING EMPTY?

  10. MonkeyMan777

    At first glance I was thinking “Why the hell are there stars over a dudes nipples??” Then I thought “What the hell is a dude doing wearing a bikini bottom??”
    And then I realized that it’s just Kate Moss. Britain’s dried -up crack -whore skanky-ass export that’s supposed to be female.
    Ladies of the world, do NOT aspire to be like this….I don’t dare call it a woman, castrated she-male…..real men do not like 10 year old boys masquerading as a woman.

  11. Lola

    what is wrong with her right hand in that first picture, it looks deformed for some reason??

  12. eh

    @60, you hit the nail on the head

  13. ubee0173

    she doesnt look totally hideous, but this is a classic example of how some (most) people look better with clothes on. this is why she models clothes. CLOTHES! i think my eye got poked by her nipple..

  14. Dorito Man

    Wow you could dial a phone with those nipples.. I’m in.

  15. EuroNeckPain

    #60, good attempt at masquerading as a man – but it did not work, we know you’re a fat housewife with a huge ass.

    Yes, it is striking how plain Kate Moss looks when naked, compared to how gorgeous she looks when she is wearing some clothes. Clothes definitely look special on her. That’s her talent.

  16. Kathleen

    She has a mole on her right boob where I have a freckle on my right boob!

  17. Jacob

    EuroNeckPain, very well said. God forbid, she look like a regular woman and mother sometimes.

  18. geeter

    What nipples? I’m confused…I can see where her boobs are supposed to be (thank you pink stars) but then on the full size pics….oh wait…THERE they are

  19. craigj

    Why are you showing pictures of a 12 year old Miley Cyrus? Oh, sorry, that’s nearly 40-something Kate Moss you say. Ewww. I’d be concerned about cutting myself on her. I hate to break it to her, but flat chested women have no need for a merry widow/basque. I’ll give her this, for a whacked out coke whore she cleans up pretty nice.

    I would not hit that. Ever. OK, maybe after a couple of pounds of tequilla, but really she doesn’t do it for me.

  20. Jacobe


  21. britney's weave

    do they get like that from breast-feeding? or do you think they were always like that?

  22. Fag

    She looks good! Too bad Im gay

  23. michael9911

    OH,my god…my heart wll…She looks cute….Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on ‘richloving.com’, a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

  24. Jay Rod

    I like when girls have the pretty little bitty pink nipples. Yeah Tight little ass and pretty little nipples on decent sized-palmable/cuppable boobs My kind of woman

  25. Anal Fistula

    she’s not

  26. Joe Moss

    They must be dull by now

  27. Deva

    SO coke makes your nipples the size of number 2 pencils? Sign me up!

  28. Lindsays

    She is indeed sexy. A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named— “AffluentBachelors.com “— where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love

  29. meee

    that is scary. i didn’t know they could stick out that far.

    it’s like tim curry in scary movie 2.

  30. C.

    Agent Provacatuer isn’t “Kate Moss’s new line”. AP has been around forever, she is just promoting them. Just like Maggie Gyllenhaal unfortunately did.

  31. naomi

    she’s done. not hot anymore.

  32. RJ

    “And straight men find this kind of body hot? Don’t they realize it looks just like a young boy’s body? With disgusting breasts.”

    This straight guy thinks she still looks cute as hell. She’s a woman. That’s a woman’s body she has. And here’s the part where you’re most mistaken: those breasts are actually quite adorable.

    Cute, cute, cute.

  33. lola

    She has the body of a girl beginning puberty. To sell underwear you’d think they’d by looking for a woman with curves. She looks pretty ordinary when not made up. Just goes to show what magic the photographers, make-up artists, hairdressers and photoshoppers perform.

  34. Nique

    at #8: you sure should not use your real email adress on ANY public site…of course they sell them

  35. rufus_onfire

    Kate is what happens when rich gay men who make gowns choose their avatar. Crazy nipples are awesome tho, I’ll bet when she’s bored she can twist them balloon-style and make doggies and swords and stuff.

  36. xXx

    @79 that’s because you are still 12 and still masturbate looking at porn in your computer. You can’t know things like that cos you have never had sex.

    For those of you who think of her as having “the body of a 9/12 year old” it’s because you are used to pumped up silicone breasts, plastic “babes” smelling like rubber. This is something REAL at least.

    And for the blind fucks wondering what is wrong with her right hand, it’s called SHE’S COLD so she has her fist closed tight SHEEEEESH how many fucks walk free on earth these days. You should be castrated and fed to pigs.

  37. ewwwwwww

    they look like porn star Lily Thai’s nipples.

    I think they could be sisters.

  38. Mistik

    It’s amazing what a good photographer can do..

  39. Harry Ballzack

    Thanks fish … Now, after taking my Cialis, I’ve got blury vision and hairy palms.
    Momma told me this would happen one day if I didn’t quit.

    What’s the definition of a “Yankee” ?
    Same as a “Quickie” except guys can do it solo

  40. Blah

    @lola: “She has the body of a girl beginning puberty.”

    Really? I’m surprised, because I thought that many girls past puberty have small breasts. Actually, 60% of females are either an A or B cup. You must live in a really unique place if the only A cups you see are on pre-pubescent girls. Maybe you need to get off the internet and look around more.

  41. Sprmcandy

    I would pay to suck on those !

  42. marley

    wow. more disgusting than usual. i think my 8 year old brother has more curves than this twig.

  43. bliss

    lol thank god for photo shop eh?

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