Kate Moss’ nipples are killer – as in they’re pointy enough to stab a man

May 5th, 2008 // 93 Comments

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don’t know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I’ll assume it’s part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shudder to think of how awesome it would be to live in a world that, for every catalog a Victoria’s Secret Angel shoots, she has to back it up with topless photos. Who can I contact in Congress to make this bold dream a reality? I’m willing to write letters – maybe. Or at least decorate some construction paper with my Optimus Prime stamp. What can I say? I’m an activist.

NOTE: Links are NSFW just like Kate’s nipples are unsafe for anyone without protective goggles.

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  1. wtf

    wtf this shit is nasty

  2. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    Ehhhhhhh….I don’t know what to say. I guess…she looks….okay…I mean…for having a kid and all…but um……..yeah, nothing to say.

  3. Jason

    Doesn’t she know cocaine dissolves breast tissue?

  4. ads

    lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at blackmatching.com which is a dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate kiss it is after seening it

  5. boo

    um shes not hott anymore

  6. mcbeef

    that is a 9 year old boy.

  7. jeremiah

    The superficial is selling peoples email address, I have two email accounts that I created and only use here and I am now getting spam through them. Plus they are addressing me using the name I use on here which is not my real name.

    The superficial is selling your email addresses to fucking spammers!!!!

  8. foxy

    i see what pete doherty like about her – her nipples must have reminded him of his cats. That, and the crack.

  9. kid monroe

    HA!

  10. max

    Flat!!!

  11. Dan

    Would hit.

  12. Ted Mosby

    Bet her clit is just as large.

  13. Googlybits

    why is she considered sexy? She looks like a little boy with pec implants. Some clothes look good on her and the nipples are fabulous, but she is like an empty rack for the clothes…

  14. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    I’m glad she hasn’t got implants, this obsession with inserting silicon for fake look is past ridiculous and sick, shes confident with her small boobs – good for her.

  15. JimmyMack

    WoW! On one of those pics her nips are so long you can spin frisbees on both of them! And for being a mom, she is still sexy.

  16. Guy

    &8

    Yup, your right. Until this point I never got spam emails addressing me by my correct name ‘Guy’, but recently I have started to.

  17. emmaleigh

    LOVE HER!

  18. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    @8 good thing I used a fake made up addy then!

  19. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    @8 good thing I used a fake made up addy then!

  20. 453

    who would use a real email address here? stupid mfrks.

  21. snyggast

    Do, Re, Mi, Bo Legged, Fa So La Ti Do!!

  22. snyggast

    Do, Re, Mi, Bow Legged, Fa So La Ti Do!!

  23. LMAO you guys are fags if you wouldn’t hit that shit! Those nips are nice! Bet your girlfriends have big fat pancake nipples..

    If you wouldn’t hit that you’re straight up gay son!

  24. Io

    This reminds me of a porn movie I saw once where the 2 ladies were going hot and heavy, and one of the women kept talking about how hard the other girl was making her nips. then all of the sudden, that woman’s nipples were like 6 inches long. she was a skank, too…my Kate has so much in common with the porn ho’s

  25. Io

    This reminds me of a porn movie I saw once where the 2 ladies were going hot and heavy, and one of the women kept talking about how hard the other girl was making her nips. then all of the sudden, that woman’s nipples were like 6 inches long. she was a skank, too…my, my, Kate has so much in common with the porn ho’s

  26. isitin

    They are called email bots.

  27. your dad

    She’d make a great Bond villan, ‘Diamond Nipple’. Her body is pretty nasty for a model. Her breasts look like the pancakes I just ate at IHOP. All you stick figure lovin’ white boys must be dying to hit that boney ass.

  28. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    Bai Ling called. She wants her nipples back.

  29. Stunman Mike

    Those are nothing compared to Bai Ling’s sucktastic nipples.

  30. thanks kate!

    I owe u one…. or two actually….

    b

  31. Randal

    Jesus Fish, show at least one pic when she was in her prime instead of this bloated whale she became. She has BREASTS for cryin’ out loud! If she stopped porking out on those IHOP pancakes, she’d loose her IHOP pancakes.

    And for once would a woman grow a pair and… Well, that’s it. Grow a pair. A big long panty snake too.

    Yep, short hair, no breasts, rail thin, a big pair of low hanging balls and a good 9 incher. Now THAT’s a woman I could handle.

  32. Ted from LA

    Why does she have two penises growing out of her right hand?

  33. Atlas

    Of course I’d enjoy plunging my meat into her many holes. And those nips are delicious. But for a so-called super model, she looks no better than the average meth-head at a Dairy Queen in bumfuck nowhere.

  34. CJ

    Nothing to see here or any where super models are photographed naked…nothing at all. Carry on.

  35. russiaisdead

    @8 you take that commie crap outside

  36. mattk

    You guys are idiots. She is fit and freakin hot.

    Stupid trolls…

  37. havoc

    She’s hot enough.

    Too bad those nips are attached to a fucking junkie…..

    .

  38. ph7

    Good thing about nice, small boobs – they look better at after 35 than big lumpy droopy cans.

  39. She might actually be attractive once she hits puberty.

  40. eh

    what are they like 5cms long, she could cut diamonds with them things, granted i would prefer to have breast and nipples like kates then some HUGE coffee stain nipples, u know the ones, they take up the whole breast. they are ewwwww

    i have the best boobs

    thank god i was blessed with a great rack and perrrrfect nipples
    its a shame my personality sucks hahaha

  41. Auntie Kryst

    Anyone here saying she is unattractive is blind and full of shi…Wait she’s a limey? Nevermind..

  42. nothing wrong!

    There is NOTHING wrong with the size of her breasts, GEEZ!
    Woman come in all shapes and sizes, with breasts of all shapes and sizes.
    Make fun of her because she is a coke head, not because of her breast size.

  43. MassGrrl

    Uh, Agent Provocateur is not *Kate Moss’ new lingerie line*. She’s just doing a campaign for them/being a model.

    Agent Provocateur is not new.

    Jesus, no one fact checks around here?

  44. Kat

    I feel good about my self, knowing i have nicer tits than kate moss. <3

  45. What Do You Expect From Celebrities w/o Airbrush

    #46

    Yup! And she’s a supermodel!

  46. sharpeidude

    Nothing sexy about this dried up cokewhore.

  47. Ang

    Johnny Depp says she got fat.

  48. emmyem

    Wow, I can’t think of one funny comment to make. I don’t even think I should have written this, except for the fact I have too much time on my hands and it’s a slow work day………….

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