Kate Moss’ nipples are killer – as in they’re pointy enough to stab a man

The Superficial | May 5, 2008 - 8:50 pm

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don’t know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I’ll assume it’s part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shudder to think of how awesome it would be to live in a world that, for every catalog a Victoria’s Secret Angel shoots, she has to back it up with topless photos. Who can I contact in Congress to make this bold dream a reality? I’m willing to write letters – maybe. Or at least decorate some construction paper with my Optimus Prime stamp. What can I say? I’m an activist.

NOTE: Links are NSFW just like Kate’s nipples are unsafe for anyone without protective goggles.