Kate Moss may have AIDS

*kate_moss_thumb5.jpgFor those of us who have slept with Kate Moss, these are scary times. For those of us who have slept with Kate Moss two dozen times in a coke-fueled orgy involving Elmer’s glue, rubber sheets, and seventeen shaved parrots singing “Wicked Game”, times are even scarier. But I digress. Kate Moss’s ex-boyfriend and fellow junkie Pete Doherty has been urged to get an AIDS test by his HIV-infected former drug-dealer.

Dealer Owen O’Dwyer started selling heroin to Doherty three years ago, and says they used to do drugs together. “I’m terrified Pete might have HIV,” O’Dwyer said. “I had no idea I had the disease when we were doing drugs