Who knew that getting caught snorting cocaine could be good for your career? Besides the guy who lives in the alley behind my apartment shivering violently, Kate Moss that’s who. Although she was initially dropped by H&M, she’s since gone on to make deals with Burberry, Calvin Klein, Rimmel, Nikon, Roberto Cavalli and Virgin Mobile. She was reportedly making about $7 million a year before the cocaine incident but she’s expected to pull in about $18 million this year.
Has anybody seen those Nikon commercials? Kate Moss looks like she’s 80 years old and her skin was crafted using the finest of wrinkled leathers. I’m not saying she should consider Botox, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing if she tripped and the area around her eye accidentally fell on a syringe filled with the stuff.
We don’t hate them, we like them for making the rest of us look good.
Her next ad should be for drug prevention. Just show an extreme close-up of her face, sans make-up and soft lighting, with the words DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS JUNKIE FUCKING SKANK? emblazoned across the bottom. Drug use, at least amongst teen girls, will plummet.
What is she, 33? She looks more haggard than Pamela Anderson. See, sucking on big cocks is much better for you than doing drugs.
Did anybody check out sweetcheeks’ site with the pic of Kate Moss sans makeup/retouching?
She looks like an extra in Deliverance, only her teeth aren’t as clean.
Appalachia Comin-Atcha.
@54 Oh Lord Sweet Jesus! I think I’m going to lay of the cocaine, for reals this time!!
shes ugly as hell
WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!
She’s not old enough to have that many wrinkles… That’s pretty sad.
The poor thing… She needs help. That’s a cry for help!!!
I used to like her… Once upon a time.
WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!
She’s not old enough to have that many wrinkles… That’s pretty sad.
The poor thing… She needs help. That’s a cry for help!!!
I used to like her… Once upon a time.
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I once saw a patient in the hospital that had an anal-vaginal fistula. She had shit falling out of her vagina. I thought that was pretty scary.
Moss is scarier.
@60 That was a nice comment to read while eating my sloppy joe, thanks a lot Holly, going to go puke now!
She looks better than I do so I really can’t say anything bad about her.
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My entire goal in life is to make people suddenly spew out their food and/or drink due to some graphic medical analogy I’ve drawn based on Truth (with a capital T, no less).
If people really knew what went on with their bodies after the anaesthesia took over, they’d fucking hate hospitals and everyone that worked there. Those nurses flop those unconscious bodies around like big slabs of meat when getting them ready for surgery.
If you’ve ever been under for surgery, you TOO have been a piece of pork on the table.
In fact, I’ve probably seen your gentials slopped over in betadyne and manhandled by some butch 50-yr-old bitter RN as if she had a grudge against all penises.
@ 62 ..Eva, there’s no way that asstube looks ‘better’ than you. Seriously. Fucking that thing would be like mounting a scarecrow.
I blame Pete for all this, he would make any woman age a lot
http://vipglamour.net/Celebrity/kate_moss
I blame Pete for all this, he would make any woman age a lot
http://vipglamour.net/Celebrity/kate_moss
What a disaster!!
Poor dear: she’s gonna look like a sharpei by the time she’s 40– that is, if she manages to live to that age.
i’m assuming all the haters who posted on this site have never aged facially nor have they ever made a mistake (bless all y’all perfect ones). as for ms. moss’s cocaine faux pas, as a very classy Carpenter once said: “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” ’nuff said.
Oye boricua!!?!?! que pasa? esto es el Superficial y aqui, a lo que se viene es a pithcharle y joder a los “celebs” asi que cogelo suave mija.
You bunch of jealous donkeys. Kate Moss has spent over a decade making LOADS of money (trust me) doing exactly the bollocks what she wanted. Drugs, boys, girls, drinks, more drugs, more drinks, a baby, etc. You should be ashamed of yourselves that a train wreck like Kate, (sorry darling, you’re wonderful) can conjure up so much venom because she has a WRINKLE.
68
And then he ALSO said to the accused woman, “Go and sin no more.”
Kate seems to have a wee bit of a problem with that part.
@68 For a minute there, when you said “Carpenter” I thought you meant Karen.
I’ve been called a lot of things before, but never a jealous donkey. Me likey.
True, though, if I’d made shitloads of money by the time I was 18 and had no one to answer to, no limits on what I could do or where I could go, I’m probably be more than wrinkled. I’m probably be dead. Hedonistic self-combustion. Kudos to her for still being alive.
@72 Don’t worry Holly, I’ve been called worse than a jealous donkey, but I am hung like a donkey, booya!
Damn this bitch. She looks so skanky and yet makes so much money on her image. AND THEN on top of all that, she kills all hope that if any of us had bajillions in the bank that we could pay someone to make us look alright. Someone who wasn’t an airbrusher, that is.
…oh and THIRST! Time for another cup of tea, which is what we do in Blighty. All the time. And smoke fags so our teeth are yellow and our eyes all wrinkly (see example above). And we neglect our personal hygiene. Except me. I washed this morning. I the only clean person in Europe today.
#72 when did using natural plant
originated products become a sin?
oh thats right, your american
leaders dont want enjoyment
without following their
repressive rules
and they’re
still
doin’
it
duh?
and you
still believe them ?
lol bitch,
way to lead
the revolution
#76 buggery bollocks…
should have been #71
must be time for
attention meds :)
#68
Jesus hates cocaine addicts. I know because he won’t let me quit, although he does get me that uptown boom at discounted prices…
#76
herbiefrog, a British idiot… does that make you a Bridiot?
76 That’s one of the reasons I loved Alaska, although a U.S. state, much more relaxed attitude. Might move to the UK someday though.
of coz i am perfect. i wear a size 0 american and am only 23 this year. what wrinkle? HAH!
I swear America should ban together and protest against ugly, wrinkly , brainless celebrities and the media!
WHY ARE WE ELEVATING HIDEOUS, DUMB CRACKWHORES TO “Supermodel” STATUS?
Because America is full of retards, that’s why. BAN THE WORTHLESS MEDIA!
Hey, Britain PRODUCED the crackwhore Kate. They’re just as bad as America.
notsofunny, apparently you’ve ignored the millions of comments about Kate all over the web, where the grossest thing listed about her is “she had sex with Pete Doherty.” Not a wrinkle. Which is pretty damn gross, to be honest. She must like guys who are talented but intensely obnoxious. (Altho Johnny Depp has seriously improved since then!)
Simply put the reason models are usually very young is because photography emphasizes every flaw. At 32 and standing in bright sunlight, a slender pale-skinned woman will have visible wrinkles around the eyes in a photograph – but you probably wouldn’t see any wrinkles in person even if you were standing right next to her. Photographs actually change the way a person looks. That is why some very famous “beauties” (I won’t mention names) in person are shockingly ugly; and some famous “uglies” in person are shockingly beautiful. Kate Moss does a great job as a model and anything else she does isn’t my business. I don’t know when people developed an idea that fashion models were supposed to be role models but thinking that is stupid.
I don’t really care all that much for Kate Moss.
I don’t really care all that much for Kate Moss either.
I don’t really care all that much for Kate Moss either, either