Kate Moss makes a lot of money

By: Superficial / July 7, 2006
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Who knew that getting caught snorting cocaine could be good for your career? Besides the guy who lives in the alley behind my apartment shivering violently, Kate Moss that’s who. Although she was initially dropped by H&M, she’s since gone on to make deals with Burberry, Calvin Klein, Rimmel, Nikon, Roberto Cavalli and Virgin Mobile. She was reportedly making about $7 million a year before the cocaine incident but she’s expected to pull in about $18 million this year.

Has anybody seen those Nikon commercials? Kate Moss looks like she’s 80 years old and her skin was crafted using the finest of wrinkled leathers. I’m not saying she should consider Botox, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing if she tripped and the area around her eye accidentally fell on a syringe filled with the stuff.