Kate Moss shared a lesbian kiss with British socialite Jemima Khan for a charity donation of $108,000. She was supposed to kiss business tycoon Philip Green after he made the winning bid at a charity auction for the Hoping Foundation For Palestinian Refugee Children, but Green declined to accept the one-minute kiss in front of his wife and handed it over to the person he outbid – Hugh Grant’s girlfriend Khan.
This is further proof that Kate Moss is better than Pete Doherty in every possible way. Instead of trying to give people STD’s by sticking them with needles or squirting them with blood, Moss just makes out with women. Which, on my list of Top 10 things in the Universe, comes in at numbers 1 through 5, followed closely by evil space ninjas and pizza.
OKAY…whatever.
@8-
It’s ok. We love you anyways. You seem like a successful guy, Eden or whoever is probably 45 and still living with his mom. Or is a serial killer. Either one seems likely. He’s probably jealous of you, me, anyone who has a better, more productive life (which is 99.9% of the US). Whatever, we should all just ignore him, like we do to “He who must not be named”. Maybe then he/she/it will go away and take some of these retards* with him.
*Retards, you know who you are.
@8
No need to explain yourself Jim, especially for the sake of that ill human being. You are fun and a smokin’ bod to boot;)
Does anyone else want to marry thesuperficial guy for mentioning evil space ninjas and pizza?
I do, a little.
Hello everyone…….
nice. i’d kiss her for 5 bucks. i’m broke.
My top 3:
Osh, pinky-nip and Feed_Me_Chocolate. And BigJim’s wife. (Better make that 4)
Green is a genuis, all married men should take note. He got away with getting turned by a hot lesbian kiss and got brownie points from his wife for not taking it for himself. That’s using your brain.
TCLTC TCLTC TCLTC
THERE BAN THAT SHIT
HAHA i KNEW IT…PUSSIES
happy happy joy joy
The cunt drives a Range Rover! I want it!
tcltc
Boing! Watching two chicks kiss never gets old. It’s the hottest thing ever.
Ever!
Sorry about all those extra posts I don’t know what the hell is going on ………….
“Kate Moss brought in $108,000 for a sixty-second kiss, while Paltrow got $50,000 for a whole yoga lesson??
I see how that Oscar’s working for you, Gwen.”
bwwaaha ha ha haaha *snort!*
#30 is funny.
Should I graciously take a solo bow, or did anyone else follow my lead Monday when I posted that I had contacted the Superfish, and begged them to ban SHerry-Co, Edna, and Labananas, so that this site could get back to the funny shit that it is???????
Ooh, ooh! Take a bow! A big ole bow!
Krisdylee!! How am I not on your list?
i was skimming through superfish and thought at first the title of this was Kate Moss Loves Chastity. Which made me stop and read as that was rather startling. Because I always thought she was a dirty whore. Imagine my relief at finding out that I am still correct and she is, in fact, a dirty whore.
Fuck me, Cruising… SO SO SO Sorry.. Truly. Here, just to make it up to you, come sit on my face..
C’mon, Cruising. Don’t be mad…. I think you are very deliciously cunty, and I heard through the grapevine that you taste like strawberry milkshake. Is that true???
nice
After the kiss, Kate and Jemima looked at each other and simultaneously said “Oi! Yo mouth tastes like sperm.”
Interesting piece of trivia: in a bizarre harmonic convergence, the exact same sentance was simultaneously said by John Travolta and Tom Cruise, at “The Manhole” in West Hollywood, CA that very same night.
This 69 is for you Krisdylee!
Damn it. I wanted 69 for my Krisdylee.
seriously, I am going to have to fuck the balls off of my hubby tonight…. all the while, thinking of cruising’s 69… ah, fuck, I just slid right off my chair. Dammit.
There is my sexy tart. If you’re thinking of me, there better be hair pulling, and ass smacking. I’m talking about leaving marks.
Jemima’s a bit of a butterface, but nothing Kate sitting on it wouldn’t cure.
Jemima’s a bit of a butterface, but nothing Kate sitting on it wouldn’t cure.
oh, whatever would Imran Khan say?
Man I’d be afraid to let Kate Moss get that close to my face. She might suddenly be overcome by years of starvation, decide to start eating again and chew my face off.
Why on earth would Jemina want to put her tongue into a place that was lately a receptacle for Pete Doherty’s schlong?
Celebs are baffling. Or maybe they’ve just evolving into an STD-resistant breed of super-people.
This is LL’s best chance of taking the high-ground and going into gossip-rehab. Funny old world, same thing seems to be happening to Britney.
For the record, I think red-hair is pubic-ly sexy. Publicly too.
Isn’t fucking fun? I mean, I love to fuck. Love it. I fucking love to fuck.
sincerely,
krisdylee
It is fucking lame to ban people who go “off topic” on this site. Pretentious and lame.
Oh, and fuck off.
Dear BigJim,
Please stop flogging the bishop and come to bed, eh? I want you to play mountie and I’ll be the moose, you know, like we used to…
Signed,
BigJim’s Wife
So this Moss chick is the same one that puts out AND swaps spit with that Pete “the human sewer” Doherty. Given the choice, I’D RATHER TAKE A BULLET TO THE GROIN, it will be A LOT less painful than what I would catch.
@85
Would you take a hollow point? Because that’s all I’ve got right now…
those will do nicely :)
perhaps this poor girl was controlled positive of the anti-drug test !!!
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Hugh Grant’s girlfriend’s name is Khan?
What the fuck?
Oh my god those two skeletons are kissing!
Who let them out of the haunted house ride?
I don’t know why I like Kate Moss. She’s definitely trashy, but for some reason I can’t bring up the venom to hate her. Maybe because she seems like a nice person, I don’t know. I would like to hate her, but I can’t (despairs).
#58 you are so right! Green probably got five years of stroke material from a 60 second kiss. He’s probably having a joygasm right now. And he ended up looking (almost) like a gentleman! FUCKING BRILL, guys.
i think that it’s cool that she performed and that it’s something that she and her man could do together.